aircannonsinc Chapter 262: All The Donkeys In The Production Team Are Better Off Than Me
Chapter 262: All The Donkeys In The Production Team Are Better Off Than Me
Recently, Yu Yingzhe seems to be stuck in an endless loop, doing live broadcasts in the morning and rescuing people at night.
Although this can earn points for both systems, it is also really tiring.
Especially since the auxiliary system appeared, my life has been messed up.
"Inquiry about fighting intentions."
"Hey, one hundred thousand points."
"Query items.
Yu Yingzhe found a lot of broken items in the item list, and even seven or eight top-quality pills were all broken.
But it was a fantasy to get one hundred thousand points to repair the best elixir. Looking at the zeros in the dialog box, Yu Yingzhe felt that he would never be able to save them all in his life.
Not only that, I also discovered a very important problem, the system is also broken!
There must have been an accident during the robbery that day, so the system was directly torn to pieces.
It is very possible that another small part of the system has completely dissipated with the death of Night Owl.
"Main system, can you find any books about the system?"
Although Yu Yingzhe has asked this question no less than a hundred times, there has been no response every time.
I originally thought there would be no response this time, but what I didn't expect was that the auxiliary system got the instruction and a broken dialog box popped up first.
The fonts in the front part are blurred, and only a few words in the back can be clearly legible.
"Exchanging fighting spirit for repair stones can repair the damaged system."
Why can Zhanyi repair the damaged "317" system, but his main system simply doesn't have this option.
"Main system, fighting spirit? Repair system?"
I mentioned several keywords, but there was no response from the main system at all. Instead, the auxiliary system was buzzing and popping up prompts.
There isn't much to use except for the broken and even garbled fonts that pop up.
Could it be that my own system is not as powerful as this snatched system?
This is impossible, this is absolutely impossible!
Putting this thought out of his mind, he opened the live broadcast room.
Tasks have been refreshed very irregularly and irregularly these days, and today the system refreshed very early.
"Good morning, Emperor, I guess you will start live streaming soon. Although I haven't seen you for only a day, I miss you so much!"
"If I can't wait for the emperor every day, my work feels meaningless."
"In recent days, Dadi has not broadcast live at night, but prefers to live broadcast during the day. To be honest, it is more popular at night."
Yu Yingzhe packed things while chatting with everyone.
It's not that live broadcasts are stopped at night recently, but that accidents usually happen at night, making people bald.
"Emperor, do you want something exciting today? My taste has been turned up by you. Ordinary outdoor live broadcasts are boring.
"It's just that I don't really look forward to the time when the Human Emperor can continue to maintain his peak."
Yu Yingzhe's live broadcast ability has not declined during this period, but everyone has become accustomed to his high-level live broadcast, and the requirements have obviously been raised.
Under normal circumstances, this would not be difficult for Yu Yingzhe.
But there are too many things going on recently, and with the masters who continue to ferment, it will take a long time to raise the level of live broadcasts to a higher level.
But no matter what, as long as everyone wants to make improvements, they must make it happen.
Just as he was about to think carefully about how to write the next script, the system suddenly automatically extended today's twenty-four-hour task.
It turned into forty-eight hours, and then a challenge mission popped up.
"Challenge netizens to come up with questions. You will challenge the task. Do you accept it?"
The challenge task is a challenge that Yu Yingzhe is very willing to accept. As long as the higher the score you get when completing the task, the better the reward items will be.
Even the beast-controlling skill was obtained by himself in exchange for the reward after successfully challenging it.
Without thinking, I clicked OK and immediately confirmed my thoughts with the system.
"How about this? How about we take an open-book exam today?"
"In ten minutes, I will pick a lucky fan in the live broadcast room, and then make a program according to her ideas."
Such a sentence immediately stirred up waves, and many fans called their friends after hearing about Yu Yingzhe's promise of reaching Haikou.
In just ten minutes, his live broadcast room has skyrocketed from hundreds of thousands of people to millions of people online at the same time.
Although Yu Yingzhe's final viewing data will break this data every time, it is during the time of the show.
It's different today. The online volume has already reached this level at the beginning of the live broadcast. It will definitely break new highs when the show starts.
In other words, today Yu Yingzhe is actually making another big move.
In order to achieve fairness, Yu Yingzhe was the lucky fan who started the draw under the watchful eyes of everyone.
After reading back for tens of seconds, the system extractor drew today's lucky audience.
"The Emperor's little bride."
Yu Yingzhe looked at this ID and read it out in a very excited tone.
Anyway, I was a little embarrassed when I read this name.
And this is an old fan who has the fifth-level title of his own live broadcast room, which makes it even more secure.
His idea is very simple. Since he is an old fan, he will naturally not embarrass himself too much.
As long as the live broadcast is passable, you will definitely consider yourself.
"Come on, it's a girl. Your ID is of a very high standard. I appreciate it very much. It's classy!"
"Is this lucky viewer in the live broadcast room now? Now that I have handed over Mai Xu to you, you can talk now."
After waiting for dozens of seconds, accompanied by waves of ammeters, a very excited voice came out along with the current.
"Sisters, it was me who got whipped! I can't believe it, I'm going crazy with excitement!"
"What should I do, what should I do, what should I say if the emperor asks me later? What should I do if I don't dare to speak?"
"Should I express my feelings first or express my thoughts first? What should I say? Hurry up, I'm ready."
Hearing how excited this girl was, Yu Yingzhe burst into laughter. Such an innocent girl felt cute hearing that.
"Beauty, you are talking in the live broadcast room now, can you hear my voice?"
"ah!"
The doctor screamed deafeningly, and the other party immediately agreed one after another.
"Emperor, I heard you. I really like you. I am your old fan."
"Thank you. I saw your level 5 fan logo, but I didn't expect that I would get my old fan in the first draw."
"So have you ever thought about what you would make me want to do if you helped me think of a script one day?"
Yu Yingzhe said with a gentle and caring tone.
"It doesn't matter if you can't think of it for a while, you can have an hour or two to think about it."
"You can contact me anytime you want."
With such relaxed conditions, the girl finally recovered from the shock of being drawn to the lucky audience.
There were many people in the live broadcast room who started to come up with ideas, but the ideas these people came up with were either a bit illegal or too simple.
Yu Yingzhe didn't know what kind of request the other party could make, so he was looking forward to it.
"Yes, yes, great emperor, I am so confident, I have an idea."
"you say."
"I want to see you dress up as a woman and then hook up with passers-by.
The smile froze on Yu Yingzhe's face. He really didn't expect that this girl who was shy to talk to him would say such harsh words.
"Haha, look at the emperor's expression. This expression alone can make me laugh for a year."
"Oh, I didn't realize it. It turns out that the emperor's eyes can be so wide. It's rare."
"Why didn't my poor brain think of dressing up as a woman? Girl, you can do it. You know how to record shows."
"Well, not only can the Emperor never turn back from his path of perversion, but even his fans can't turn back either..."
Yu Yingzhe thought of a lot, but he never expected that his fans would make such a request.
He stood up quickly, gestured with his physique and height, and then asked in a sincere voice.
"You want a straight man like me to dress up as a woman? Girl, that's all right, I'll give you the latest fruit phone, no! I'll give you a fruit bucket.
"Can you take back your thoughts? You can pay more attention to the strong demands of other water friends in the live broadcast room."
"People must always be good at listening to other people's opinions, so that they can develop morally, intellectually, physically, artistically and physically."
Although he felt very desperate, he still wanted to fight for it again.
Although even if the girl really changes her mind, the fans in the live broadcast room will not change her mind.
They are high-level players who are afraid of chaos in the world.
"Sister, don't listen to the emperor's temptation. You must stick to your true heart."
"Yes, that's right, this is the Emperor's sugar-coated cannonball, you can't let him hit it."
“Sister, give me your address and I’ll buy you two sets of fruit buckets for the whole family, as long as I don’t follow your ideas.
The girl who went to Mai also laughed with a generous smile.
Now this kind of laughter is like a thunderbolt in Yu Yingzhe's ears.
"Great Emperor, I only have this request, and I won't change it."
"Good girl, you can express all your thoughts on behalf of our Emperor's fans today.
"Who knows, family members, why the emperor lost his mind today and wanted to unblock such a group of terrifying powers."
Seeing that the atmosphere in the live broadcast room is in full swing, this is the general trend, and you can't rely on it if you want.
"Tell me about you. I am a fan of everyone else. My brother is so tired. I feel sorry for him. He has been working very hard!"
"What about you? Even the donkeys in the production team will not be played like this. You just want me to die!"
Yu Yingzhe launched a desperate struggle.
This is really a secret, but I didn't expect that there was a mistake here.
It was really unbelievable that a girl who was shy and blushing when talking to her could turn into a fujoshi in an instant.
You don't need to think about it to know that this idea has been brewing in her heart for who knows how long.
At this time, Yu Yingzhe didn't know whether he felt more like falling into the system's trap or being tricked by a girl.
"Haha, Great Emperor, this is all due to the fact that your live broadcasts on weekdays are really too perverted, and it led to us all being ruined."
"Great Emperor, just accept the reality! Women's clothing, 0.9 women's clothing!"
"Yes, the people's will is what they want, and there is nothing you can do to change this fact."
Having said that, Yu Yingzhe didn't renege on his debt.
"Okay, for the next two hours, boys can basically avoid it."
"I'm here to talk to Jimei about makeup. Those who want to learn makeup can also ask questions. As long as I know how to do it, I will tell you everything."
Yu Yingzhe's ability to apply makeup has long been unlocked, but this is the first time he has used it on women's clothing.
"What should I do? It's been more than an hour. I'm a man and I'm watching it with gusto."
"It turns out that putting on makeup is so troublesome. When I go back today, I must thank my wife. She has really put in a lot of effort to look beautiful every day."
"It's over. Come on, brother, please wake me up. I, I, I, why do I think the Emperor is pretty good-looking? I am a straight man of steel!"
"Damn it, I didn't even dare to say it. I didn't expect that there were people who thought the same as me. I actually stared at the emperor's face for more than an hour."
"God, can you give me an almighty boyfriend like Dadi? I don't ask for anything else, just learn his makeup skills.'
"It's over. My CPU was burned out. Why did I just reply to a message that the emperor's painting is almost finished?"
"Just here, brothers, oh my god, who is the girl? Did the Emperor meet a new little sister again? Or is this Sister Qingqing."