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Chapter 248: Facing The Loess And Back To The Sky, Your Father’S Father Is Your Father



Chapter 248: Facing The Loess And Back To The Sky, Your Father’S Father Is Your Father

The two women sat in the room, paying no attention to the other.

Sanshui, the silly dog, stood among them and looked at each other, hoping that one of them would show mercy and take him out to play.

But given today's situation, I'm afraid there won't be such a good opportunity.

After pouring two glasses of water and passing them to the two of them, Yu Yingzhe lay down on the sofa tiredly.

"You two young ladies, I don't have time to take care of you."

"Have you had dinner? Can I order something for you?"

"Come, I'll give you a hammer."

Zhu Qingqing immediately stood up and walked to Yu Yingzhe's side.

"Miss Zhu, I think you already have a fiancé, so don't make Brother Yu feel uncomfortable anymore, right?"

"Haha, I don't need you to tell me what I want to do, but Miss Chen, you don't think you can beat me, do you?"

"Okay, you all go back. I'm very tired today, so I won't quarrel with you for now."

Yu Yingzhe pushed both of them away. Although it felt good to be cherished by a beautiful woman, he had more important things to do today.

"Sanshui, let's go and take you out to play."

Chen Wenjing walked to the door and waved to Sanshui.

After finally hearing these words, Sanshui rushed over with joy and held his own rope in his mouth to reach Chen Wenjing.

After waiting for both of them to leave, Yu Yingzhe took out the Longyun medicine stove and rubbed it carefully for a while before sitting cross-legged.

The Longyun Medicine Furnace released a faint purple light in his hand.

Occasionally, a thin stream of gas can be seen being drawn into the furnace.

The reason why the Egg Superman Jade Sculpture was able to revive Mr. Wei yesterday was all because it contained condensed pills.

Only one or two grams of such pills could be condensed by Yu Yingzhe after meditating all night, and they were very short-lived and could not be stored.

Even if you have such a medicine furnace, you may not be able to store it for two or three days.

After sitting all night, Yu Yingzhe opened his eyes early the next morning.

29 A burst of energy that had not been absorbed was released instantly, and even the whole room was shaken.

Sanshui barked a few times outside, and then there was the sound of scratching on the door.

"Okay, I'm fine."

Yu Yingzhe opened the door and walked out when he saw a dark shadow rushing towards him. He smiled and hugged the girl and touched his penis.

“Hey, system task………………”

Today's tasks were refreshed very early. Yu Yingzhe was eating breakfast while checking the messages in the system.

Since the alchemy system was launched, the system has gradually reduced the number of rewards that include pills.

But after Yu Yingzhe opened the auxiliary system, he was surprised to find that the currency settlement interface for his fighting spirit value actually showed one hundred.

Yu Yingzhe himself didn’t know when it was distributed. Could it be because of his confrontation with Wei Yun yesterday?

This is possible.

But for many items that can be exchanged for easily worth hundreds of thousands, this amount is really pitifully small.

"Today is the college entrance examination. I wish all the students a successful start."

Yu Yingzhe opened the live broadcast room, and it was time for today's title.

"The Emperor is here? I heard the beeping sound before I woke up."

"It's the Great Emperor, morning!"

"Today turns out to be the college entrance examination, I said what's going on! Hey, I really miss my old college entrance examination days."

"It has been many years in the blink of an eye. I calculated that it has been ten years."

Everyone was immersed in the memories of the college entrance examination. After chatting with them for a while, Yu Yingzhe had breakfast and was ready to start the live broadcast.

"Great Emperor, does your live broadcast today have something to do with the college entrance examination?"

"Is it going to be like this?"

"Today we need to pay special attention to what new tricks the Emperor can play."

After fixing the camera, Yu Yingzhe took Sanshui out.

I am very busy at work and have to go out to do shows every day. Sanshui must be very lonely and boring at home, so if I have the opportunity to take it out, I will definitely take it with me.

"Will Sanshui also appear on the scene today? I have a friend who likes Sanshui very much."

"Sanshui: From today on, no one can say that I live and eat for free. Every piece of dog food I eat is earned by myself!"

Yu Yingzhe smiled and chatted with friends in the anchor room.

The car has been parked at the door. Now Xiao Dong is his full-time driver. If he has any needs, he will be arranged to drive.

On a street not far from a test center, the car stopped slowly.

It was still early and there were not many students. Yu Yingzhe calmly took out the table and bamboo poles from the trunk.

Then he raised the prepared flag.

Immortal guides the way.

"Hahahaha, the emperor who asked the mage to turn on the light bulb finally started telling his fortune by himself!"

"Huh? Setting up a fortune-telling stall in front of the college entrance examination center? Really, you understand both metaphysics and hard work."

"It's over. I can already predict that the emperor is here to make money today."

"This is more than just making money. After watching The Great Emperor, it taught me many ways to make money while standing."

"If I had half a brain like the Great Emperor, I wouldn't be taking this crap class here!"

Yu Yingzhe sat on a chair and slowly took out a pair of sunglasses while watching the lively discussion among the people in the live broadcast room.

"Well, if I didn't know what the emperor does, I would really be like that!"

Not long after, some parents were passing by with their children, and they stopped when they saw the sign pointing the way.

"Brother, are you accurate in fortune telling?"

"Yes, of course it's accurate. If not, I wouldn't dare to set up shop here. As a parent, I'll tell you, you're here to take your child for exams.

"Hahahaha, Emperor, are you serious?"

"I feel like I can take this life for granted."

"It turns out it can still be calculated like this."

The parents didn't react for a while, and nodded in surprise.

"Yes, you are really awesome."

"Mom, let's go. When did you believe this?"

"Step on the roulette wheel and spin around. Don't force your fortune to come. It's hard to grab hot steamed buns with cold hands. You can't eat good tofu in a hurry. It's fate that you and I meet. Don't force it to stop or stay."

Yu Yingzhe recited a rhyme casually, blinked his sunglasses and looked at the students standing at the table.

"Classmate, let me count on my fingers. You have a test this morning."

The student rolled her eyes angrily and was about to take her mother away, but the parent didn't think so and instead sat down and asked.

"Master, please help our child look at her face. How is her performance this year?"

"Hmm... This child has a full heaven, and the heavens are in all directions. This is a sign of good luck. You heard me right. Don't worry and take the exam. Your ancestor will protect you."

"You are so powerful, why are you still telling fortunes here?"

"That said, if I wasn't here to tell fortunes, how could I have met you?"

The student was stunned for a moment, feeling that it made sense but feeling that something was wrong.

"We are destined to meet each other. I have a safety kit here for you. May you be named on the gold list.

"Thank you quickly, Master."

"I don't thank you. I never believe this."

"Bah, bah, bah, master, Tong Yanwuji, how much does this cost?"

"There is no money, no matter what fate, money, keep it properly, don't worry, Grandmaster will protect you!"

The parents bowed gratefully and left the booth, and the parents behind them hurriedly joined in.

"Let me think about it, the sky is raining and the earth is falling. Whatever you study in school, you will be tested. My classmate, your destiny is particularly suitable for this year. The fire sign and wood destiny, borrow the wind and strength, are stable.

"I have a bag of tips here for you to wear on your body to ensure that your spiritual platform is clear and everything goes smoothly."

Yu Yingzhe was busy talking about fortune telling, when another girl sat at the table.

"Master, I want to calculate how long it will take for my mother to get better."

"Um?"

Through his glasses, Yu Yingzhe saw this little boy, who was wearing a white washed school uniform and holding a mostly tattered book in his arms.

We have come to this point today. What the students want is their studies, and Yu Yingzhe is just here to have fun and say something to encourage them.

But unexpectedly, the girl sat down and asked her family about their health.

After scanning carefully for a few times, Yu Yingzhe said.

"Mountains are beyond mountains, buildings are beyond buildings. I feel really worried when my family members are sick. I figured it out, it's your mother who is sick, right?"

"Yep."

"It is destined that the water will be cold, and it will be difficult to travel with three feet of frost. I will wait for the snow to melt in the spring, and the blue waves for thousands of miles will be tidal."

The girl thought for a long time and then asked carefully.

"What's the meaning?"

"You don't understand even if I tell you. Let me tell you simply, as long as you do well in the exam this time, no matter how well you do in the exam, your mother's illness will be cured when you go home."

"real?"

"Master Tao, my name is the name of a person, the shadow of a tree, and the iron-spoken divine calculation. Listen to me."

The smiling girl held Yu Yingzhe's hand gratefully.

"Thank you, can I also get a small Jinxiang? I want to go back and give it to my mother."

"It's rare that you and I are both born in water. I will give you a plus version. Go back and put it on your mother. It will definitely prolong your life and increase your happiness and longevity."

Seeing the girl leave with a lot of gratitude, Yu Yingzhe felt quite emotional.

It's a pity that before I had time to share this joy with fans, someone was mocking me.

"You, a fortune teller, can't afford to live? You came here to cheat!"

"Huh? Let me see who is coming to destroy my Taoist master's place!"

Yu Yingzhe wiped his sunglasses and saw a young woman wearing a white shirt and professional skirt standing in front of the fortune-telling stall.

This beauty has long, silky black hair tied into a high ponytail, delicate facial features, breakable skin, and even some sexy lips.

Yu Yingzhe used to think that Chen Wenjing had seen very good-looking and top-notch beauties before 193, but she was also a top-notch beauty [the one in front of her was more in line with her own aesthetic.

But he was here to cause trouble.

"Female Taoist friend, what do you mean? You can eat whatever you want, but you can't talk nonsense. Why do you think I'm cheating?"

"You deceived those candidates into buying these crappy things from you. You're not just cheating, I'm going to report you."

The woman was so indignant that she reached out to pull the Yu Yingzhe immortal's sign pointing the way.

"Hey, fellow Taoist, don't be anxious. We'll know after you calculate whether you've been recruited."

"Haha, others can be deceived by your pretense, but I can't."

"Will you have your own justice? Well, if you step on the loess and face the sky, your father's father is your father."

"What's wrong with you?"

After such a fuss, many people had gathered next to Yu Yingzhe's stall, laughing and watching the fun.

"Why, do you dare to admit it?"

Yu Yingzhe asked back without any hesitation.

"Let me do the math again. Chickens eat bugs and horses eat grass. Your thumb is smaller than your index finger!"

"Okay, you and I are messing around, right? Everyone should leave and don't listen to this liar's deception!"

"Students who have studied hard for three years will definitely get good grades in the exam. It's not like this guy can confuse right and wrong with just one mouth. You..."

"Ning Yiran, you're good, I didn't provoke you!"

Yu Yingzhe's words startled the woman. She turned back suddenly and looked up and down at the man in front of her.

"How do you know my name?"

"Hey, what's the matter? Are you scared? Let me tell you, as soon as I drop my copper coin, Master Dao, I will know the black and white of two thousand years of prehistory. How come I can't figure out just a name?"

The woman obviously didn't believe that Yu Yingzhe was so powerful, but she couldn't find any evidence as to why he knew.

"Girl, is this really your name?"

Someone around her asked doubtfully. Although Ning Yiran didn't know how this man knew her name, it was definitely a scam.

"Master, can you do the math again?"

"Someone trashed my place today, so I'll show you some of my true self."

"There is no water on your chest and no mountain on your back. I can judge from your face that you are not a teacher!"

Now Ning Yiran was even more speechless. She was indeed a teacher. Because it was the college entrance examination, she came out to guide the students taking the exam. .


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