aircannonsinc Chapter 216: Go And Invite Senior Brother! (Please Customize!!
Chapter 216: Go And Invite Senior Brother! (Please Customize!!
Yu Yingzhe only felt some inexplicable air flow suddenly emerging from his body.
Then the whole person fell into a strange atmosphere.
It seems that the master next to him is now emitting an unimaginable momentum.
At this moment, he just felt that this was simply a "money" ability!
Rich people make trouble, but the ancients will not deceive me.
The master's eyes narrowed. At this moment, his gaze towards the puppy became hot, as if he was not looking at a living creature, but at 8,880 yuan.
If this fucking dog asked me to sacrifice myself for him, I would be willing to do so.
Yu Yingzhe looked at him, suppressing the ridicule in his heart and the difficulty of suppressing laughter.
He still looked at the master silently.
There was a bit of admiration in his eyes.
And the smile that he had just suppressed forcibly.
Replaced and become humble - seeking glory.
"Master please take action to suppress this dog monster."
He learned from the contents of those mindless pretentious novels he read in his previous life, and said this to the master.
He learned the lesson from asking a monk to turn on a light bulb.
I will never put myself and the master into such an embarrassing situation again.
He wants to turn his back on the guest and let the master do it by himself, and finally make a little joke for others.
What he was waiting for now was the sound of the task being completed.
No matter what, as long as the task is completed, he will immediately ask the master to stop.
He doesn't believe that there are really any gods and ghosts in this world that can suppress demons and subjugate them.
He guessed that you were just pretending to be this person.
He didn't really want to embarrass others so much. Wouldn't it be nice if everyone completed the task together and had some money?
This is the so-called life is like a play, it all depends on interpretation.
Thinking of this, he began to look forward to what big move the other party would make?
It was at this time that he saw the master in front of him nodding.
He put away his greedy look just now.
With his hands behind his back, he was just as pretentious as the first time he saw him.
In fact, you are a liar.
Yu Yingzhe was very curious.
Why would someone like this have a four-line profile.
Is it possible that he is really some kind of so-called master?
But there is no possibility of this.
Combined with various reasons.
Yu Yingzhe said it was all fucking feudal superstition.
Except for feudal superstition, he felt that there was nothing true or false in the world.
The master looked solemn, and with a wave of his sleeves, he made a hunting sound. Then his eyes became slightly solemn, looking at the puppy in front of him.
For a moment, it actually felt like subduing demons?
It's a pity that Yu Yingzhe didn't take it seriously and wrote him the letter after seeing his slightly shaking legs.
After all, the angle is different, and everyone in the live broadcast room cannot see such a scene.
"Damn it, is the Abstract Emperor so rich?"
"Abstract Emperor, isn't this just spending money to accompany you?"
"Should I say it or not, this operation really shocked everyone!"
"Is this the so-called money that can make the world go round?"
"Did you see? The master was very scared just now. It's as if he has the ability to make money and is no longer scared."
“I would call it a real scent.
"This operation is so delicious, Wang Jingze himself shed tears when he came!"
"Master: Does this require me to use all my strength?"
"Master: Catch! You forced me to do this, you demon!"
"Master: Since the founding of the People's Republic of China, all animals will not become spirits. This is what you, the dog demon, have violated! It has nothing to do with my eight thousand eight hundred and eighty yuan!"
"Master: It's not my fault that I don't have the strength, I can only blame him for giving me too much!"
"I want to see what shocking operations the Abstract Emperor can perform this time!"
"Is it possible that the master can really do such an operation?"
"No, no, didn't you search the Internet for this master's profile?"
"What's going on? Is it possible that this master can now make an appointment online?"
"Don't you know? Now we have to be smart to catch the monster."
"No, no, is catching monsters so smart now?"
Seeing that everyone didn't believe it, there was a big brother who posted the master's introduction on his Baidu network disk in the live broadcast room.
"Wei Yijun, 42 years old, is a folk cultivator who catches monsters. His monster hunting record in his life: he has captured all kinds of major monsters..."
“Why do I feel like I’m reading a novel?”
"Originally, I thought the novel was fabricated out of thin air, but I didn't expect that it was actually based on reality!"
"This wave of operations is the best among the best!"
"Holy crap, you actually behave like this!?"
"What's wrong with such a long introduction?"
"Maybe this is their marketing hype!"
"Should I say it or not, the packaging and introduction are indeed gorgeous!"
“I even saw a lot of differences!”
“Is this what is called corporate packaging hype?”
"Here I go, I just tried to place an order, and the appearance fee turned out to be 1,000!"
"I pay 1,000 yuan a day to invite him to appear once!"
"This is so fucking awesome!"
"Master covers his face and makes 998 with blood!"
“What is net profit 998?”
"Because the bus fare is two yuan."
"Awesome, awesome, fuck me!"
"Is this master really so awesome?"
"Can someone be awesome with a chicken neck?"
"The person I admire the most in this operation is this master. The introduction is so long that I'm afraid of even a dog!"
"Why do I suddenly feel like I'm being pushy on the Internet but submissive in reality?"
"What should I do if I feel like this!"
"It feels like the master is more pitiful than us."
"Why do you think the master is so pitiful and deceived by the abstract emperor?"
"The acting skills of the Abstract Emperor are indeed on point. I would like to call him an international statuette!"
"In terms of acting alone, the one I admire most is the Abstract Emperor!"
"He is a man who can withstand thousands of pressures. How can you and I compare?"
"Why do you think your sentence is 12 out of 10 wrong?"
"Don't think so."
"The No. 1 handsome man in Murakami will give you 10 rockets as a gift!"
"This is a life long and full of hatred, and I will give you 20 rockets!"
"Chen Xiaojunjunjun presented 10 rockets as a gift!"
The netizens in the live broadcast room were criticized for various behaviors.
I admired the operation of the Abstract Emperor and the acting skills of the master, and then started playing Rocket Carnival one after another.
As for the master, he looked at the puppy solemnly.
In the end, he chose to pull out some exquisite tools from his backpack.
I saw him shaking the bell, shaking the talisman in his hand, and speaking more eloquently.
"The sky is spirited and the earth is spirited, the Supreme Lord, the three pure states are prosperous, the six roots are pure..."
"The sky is bright and the earth is bright, Hello, howareyou?"
When he heard that the spell was spoken in English, he almost spit out a mouthful of blood.
But he was still concerned about completing the task, so he didn't say anything.
He was already ridiculing in his heart.
Today’s live broadcast task is actually very simple.
Just let him call the master to catch the demon for the puppy and let him reveal his true form.
Such behavior can be said to be very, very bad.
It was no different from when he asked a monk to turn on a light bulb before.
This time, the master got a lot of money.
The master muttered something with a solemn expression, but he was secretly cursing in his heart.
Why does tmd have such a list?
No, no, is it possible that there really is something ghostly about it?
Why is there no result after half a day?
Brother Dog, I beg you, please give me some reaction.
At that time, the exclusive haunted house tools that Yu Yingzhe purchased in advance will come into play.
He pressed the remote control, and then the lights in the room suddenly started flashing.
Everything around began to shake slowly.
And he could see clearly now.
The ambient lights that had been placed around the room a lot earlier were also turned on at this moment.
The dark green color of a haunted house.
Paired with flickering lights.
There are also images that have been placed in advance.
Hit the wall gently.
That is, this puppy is right behind it.
What appears on the wall is a huge monster image.
You can even see a lot of strange traces: under the refraction of the light, you can see that there are rows of weird-shaped footprints on the floor in front of the master.
That way it looks more penetrating and more penetrating.
It was obviously broad daylight, but I just felt fear welling up in my heart.
These tools were arranged by Yu Yingzhe in advance.
The purpose is to create a sense of atmosphere.
After all, empty talk comes without evidence.
But this operation now confirms everything he just said in the eyes of the master.
Yu Yingzhe was still confused as to why the other party had not responded at all.
He heard a scream.
The master in front of him trembled and took a few steps back, staggering and falling to the floor.
Seeing his performance like this, Yu Yingzhe couldn't help but chuckle in his heart. Is this what he calls a master?
But why is there still no notification sound when the task is completed?
He didn't want to bother. How far would it take for this mission to end?
Just when he was wondering.
Yu Yingzhe himself cooperated and hid behind the sofa.
Suddenly he saw the master crawling towards him.
"Okay sir, I'll find my senior brother to come over for you. He's more powerful than me!"
Although his voice was very trembling, it was full of confidence.
Um?
what's the situation?
Is it possible that this mission must end with catching the monster?
Are there really monsters in this world?
He was puzzled, but he didn't show it, instead pretending to be scared and sincere.
"Thank you, master, thank you, master!"
Then he saw the master in front of him and made a quick call.
After a few minutes of simple communication, he quickly hung up the phone.
Then he turned around and glanced at the puppy in horror.
The puppy seemed frightened and the surrounding environment was quite scary for the dog.
Yu Yingzhe clearly saw its shaking limbs.
This made him himself shake his head.
The situation seemed to be more complicated than he thought.
Is it possible that he really wants to invite his senior brother?
The system also asked his senior brother to cooperate with him in a round of pretending to be gods and ghosts.
Is the mission completed?
No, it’s not the system. Are you making it more difficult for me?
The haunted house equipment he purchased was not too high-end.
It was easy for people to see through it, but the master was too obscene and looked very scared.
I don’t know what kind of character his senior brother is.
If that's the case, it will be discovered
What should I do?
At this time, he was also a little scared, and also accompanied by some embarrassment.
The fear is that the other party will give you a "severe beating" if you are exposed.
The embarrassment was just predicted in advance, and you were digging your toes into the ground after being exposed.
Now he couldn't hold himself any longer.
If I knew it was so difficult, I would have stopped fooling people.
He didn't know what to say.
Two people and one dog are now in a stalemate.
Yu Yingzhe and the master stared blankly at each other.
Everyone in the live broadcast room laughed out loud when they saw their bad looks.
"Holy shit, shit, the Abstract Emperor is real,"
"Who knows? Spending one share of money to get two people to work for him."
"It would be too awesome for two people to catch monsters and trick him, right?"
"This operation is somewhat awesome!"
"It's so funny to see the two of them staring at each other."
"This kind of operation is simply the strongest!"
"Who knows, family members, that watching ghost hunting is so funny!"
"I finally understand the mentality of the characters who film ghost-hunting TV series on the spot."
"I'll just fucking die laughing right there!"
"I dare to say that I am the strongest!"
"Go and invite senior brother quickly, go and invite senior brother quickly!"
"What if this master's senior brother is like this, wouldn't it be awesome?"
"Start looking forward to the day when the Abstract Emperor incident happens!"
"Why am I the only one who thinks this dog is so cute?"
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