aircannonsinc Chapter 183 This Is It! (Please Customize!!
Chapter 183 This Is It! (Please Customize!!
"Hello."
Look at these male salesmen all smiling happily.
It's like looking at a lamb for the slaughter.
Yu Yingzhe walked straight past, and they went to the female sales office nearby.
A saleswoman was randomly selected.
The saleswoman looked at the customer in front of her.
He was holding a mobile phone in his hand, as if he was recording something.
"What are you doing?"
Yu Yingzhe is already used to this answer.
So without blushing or heart beating, I said one sentence.
"Recording a good life."
oh oh.
The saleswoman secretly felt that this person's behavior was really weird.
But on the surface, he still smiled and extended his hand to motion for the other party to follow him.
Seeing the behavior of the Abstract Emperor, everyone in the live broadcast room also began to talk about it.
"I can't tell that the Abstract Emperor is still a lecherous person."
"What is the Abstract Emperor doing? Isn't he not a womanizer? How do you choose a beautiful woman to sell?"
"I'd say this beauty must have a score of about 80."
"I basically have a good figure, but my face is a little baby fat."
"Is it possible that the Abstract Emperor likes this kind of thing?"
"Humph, what the hell do you know? He is afraid that if he chooses a male salesperson, he will be beaten. If he chooses a female salesperson, at least the beating will be lighter than that of a male salesperson."
"Fucking awesome!"
"You just don't want to think about what the Abstract Emperor is going to do today?"
Everyone in the live broadcast room was excited.
The scene changes.
Yu Yingzhe looked at the car in front of him.
The female salesperson immediately understood what the customer meant.
"Sir, I would like you to introduce this car."
"This car adopts the unique Mercedes-Benz brand design logo and is also one of the representatives of luxury SUV models.'
"Look at the lines of this car body. Oh, it's really tough and powerful."
"I don't know, but if you look at the smooth lines, the overall feeling of the 29 is very sporty."
"It's full of sports colors, completely consistent with your identity and a successful person like you!"
When I heard these words.
Yu Yingzhe was smiling on the surface, but he was already imagining the scene when the saleswoman saw him checking out.
Sister, please be gentle.
"At the same time, the car also adopts design features such as dynamic gas headlights, curved car and dual exhaust. It is completely a must-have choice for you to go out for work!"
After hearing these words, Yu Yingzhe looked at the car seriously.
It seems that this car is very good in every aspect.
He even touched it.
Find the lines to be smooth and powerful.
It looks sporty.
And overall, although the color of the car body is a bit thick.
But it gives people a light feeling.
It's very strange but it makes people feel bright.
Yu Yingzhe asked.
"Can I go up and try the car?"
"Of course, of course."
Sit in the driver's seat.
Look at the glass in front of you and block all obstacles.
The vision is clearer than ever.
He even slightly adjusted the wiper position.
window.
air conditioner.
Audio.
volume.
Switch music.
All done perfectly and smoothly.
It can be said that this car is more like a work of art.
But he didn't drive.
The saleswoman also asked with some confusion.
"Sir, why don't you try driving?"
Sister, what are you telling me funny?
If I could drive, I would have bought a fucking car a long time ago.
When I think about what I did when I was buying a car.
He felt a little ashamed. Is this really okay?
But he didn't express the little tug in his heart.
Instead, he looked at the saleswoman in front of him.
He glanced lightly.
The saleswoman was frightened.
It seemed like he had forgotten some questions he shouldn't have asked.
No, when you buy a car, isn’t it right for you to try it on your feet?
The two of them just had their own thoughts.
The two got out of the car again and looked around the car again and again, going around and around.
Everyone in the live broadcast room was laughing crazy after hearing the awkward conversation between the two just now.
"Holy shit, shit, what the Emperor of Abstraction is doing today is funny, isn't it? It's not worth killing anyone if he laughs to death!"
"I think so too. Damn, I'm laughing so hard!"
I started to feel embarrassed about his behavior after paying for a while. "
"Now it seems that in the field of abstraction, the person I admire the most is the Emperor of Abstraction."
"Abstract Emperor's live broadcast felt a bit explosive yesterday. Today's is too weak. I just bought a car mahjong."
"It's just mahjong, brother, doesn't your conscience hurt when you say this? Don't you feel like this..."
“However, I should not say that today’s performance was indeed a bit poor, and I had the urge to fail.
"I can only say that I hope for the live broadcast tomorrow!"
"I think today's live broadcast may be equally exciting, but we just don't have time to watch it for the time being!"
"I think so too. Let's take a look at the back first. If something unexpected happens behind you, won't you laugh to death?"
"I have begun to look forward to it vaguely."
"You didn't see the look in the saleswoman's eyes just now. She seemed a little scared when she looked at the emperor just now."
"Could it be that this is the long-lost coercion of the Great Emperor? This is too awesome."
"Speaking of the Great Emperor of Abstraction, why do you have to circle around this car?"
"Is there a possibility that he is trying to hide the embarrassment he is about to face, just like he glanced at the saleswoman in the car just now."
"It's you who understand the Great Emperor!"
"I admire you for playing abstractly!"
"I heard that there will be a big event in a few days. What kind of celebration are you planning?"
"I've heard about it too, and I saw the flyer they sent out today, saying where it will be held. I can't remember, but it is said that all anchors with tens of millions of ratings on the entire network will be invited to go together!"
"No way, is it possible that there is also an abstract emperor?"
"Don't forget the abstract emperor, people are also gods, forget the fan bloggers"
"It's a pity that the recent live broadcast effect is too poor."
"If the Abstract Emperor doesn't do anything good, I'm going to have to be banned."
"I hope you can say the same thing when you see the emperor's live broadcast tomorrow."
"I'll go, buddy, your idea is very dangerous, but I support it!"
"I also support your idea!"
After circling the car around and around.
Yu Yingzhe finally felt like he was slowing down from the embarrassment he was about to face.
So, he looked at the saleswoman in front of him who was following him around and around and said.
"Excuse me, come with me to check out, it's just this car!"
Hearing this sentence, the salesperson was instantly stunned.
She never said what the quote and landing price of this car were.
Although this customer said there was no problem, he still felt that he should talk to others.
She was just about to say something.
I saw the other party patting the car door.
"I want this car!"
The saleswoman was immediately moved to tears!
What a rich man!
So damn good!
The car sat in their shop for a long time and could not be sold.
He originally just wanted the customer to give it a try.
But I didn’t expect this customer to really want to buy it.
Just give me a pillow when you feel sleepy?
It just so happens that his performance is not good this month.
If you sell this car.
Her performance is at least equivalent to the normal 5 orders.
All kinds of ideas come together.
She couldn't wait to get to the front desk.
she asked, holding the POS in one hand.
"Sir, do you want to swipe your card or not?"
Just finished saying this.
I heard the customer in front of me make a proud voice.
"I'll give you cash."
The female salesperson who was still drafting the contract was instantly confused.
What?
What the hell?
cash?
cash?!
Instead of buying a car and receiving cash?!
Damn it!
The saleswoman's face looked as confused as if she had seen her reborn parents.
And this scene also made everyone in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
"Oh shit, shit, shit, the change in his face is so awesome!"
"I can fully see what shock means on his face!"
"I would call this operation a perfect score. It would be impossible to sell directly to a female!"
"I'll go, isn't this too awesome!"
"It looked like he didn't believe that someone would buy a car with cash?!"
"I predict how shocked she will be now and how angry she will be soon!"
“Fuck, fuck, that’s so awesome!”
"This is too much fun!"
"She may still be wondering why the Abstract Emperor carries such a big bag? She never dreamed that it contained mahjong!"
"I'm going to burst into laughter right now, and I'll drink some water first to calm down my shock."
"Put me in, add me in, I'm afraid I won't be able to laugh anymore after drinking water."
The people who were originally told to leave by the live broadcast effect are now coming back.
Because the expressions on their faces when they look at the salesperson in front of them are really funny.
How shocked she is now, how confused she will be later.
The saleswoman looked at the customers in front of her and thought, "No wonder."
No wonder he had to carry such a big bag, it was originally used to carry cash!
It appears to be cash for a down payment.
You actually bring cash with you to buy a car!?
She has been in the sales field for five or six years and has never seen such an awesome person.
She initially joined the workforce from a technical secondary school.
Then I worked in this sales company because I didn't meet the job assigned by the school.
I'm in my early 20s now.
Sales experience is extremely rich.
It is precisely because of this that she is better at observing words and emotions, and even remembers customers' preferences.
She has sold a lot of 817 orders in her hands.
There were a few months when it was rated gold sales.
But later, due to the squeeze from peers, I didn’t get much business.
In addition, she is not satisfied with this sales job.
So she had no choice but to earn a living while doing nothing.
Wait until the time is almost ripe.
Change jobs again.
Originally, she said she planned to make a few more sales and then the business would be over.
But if this bike is sold.
That’s equivalent to her 5 orders of business!
It meant that after she sold the car, she would resign and go home to find another job.
So, she excitedly took out the newly printed contract and came to the client to read it.
Then I briefly talked about the needs for buying a car and the down payment to be made.
"5075............"
The more she talked, the more she realized that something was wrong with the expression of the customer in front of her.
And don't know why.
She felt that the table was shaking, as if the customer's feet were shaking.
But she didn't take it to heart.
Maybe I just heard that the price of this car is relatively nervous?
But the bag of "cash" was stuffed to the brim, so it was probably enough.
After talking about the specific matters.
She took out the money detector and prepared to check the money on site.
At the same time, many customers and colleagues around him were attracted.
Colleagues were all surprised that this girl was able to sell this car.
If it were sold, it would be equivalent to their five or even six orders of business!
For a while, these colleagues were a little jealous, a little envious, and a little jealous.
Under such complicated eyes, the saleswoman looked particularly calm, as if all this was what she should take for granted.
At the same time, these customers also looked at the man buying the car and felt that he was really fucking.
How!
But they just talked silently in their hearts.
Don't dare to have any reaction on the surface.
Seeing more and more people, the live broadcast room suddenly became lively.
"Damn it, I already have a premonition that something will happen soon!"
"In this wave, I will send 10 rockets first, so that the emperor can hit them one after another, a little harder."
"Fuck, you guys are so bad, I'll give you 10 carnivals!"
Gathering everyone's attention.
Yu Yingzhe slowly opened the zipper.
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