aircannonsinc Chapter 782 When Women Are Unreasonable
Chapter 782 When Women Are Unreasonable
Chapter 782 When Women Are Unreasonable
"...
Actually, I know I'm a lazy pig,
It's still a talking pig,
People say that marrying a chicken follows the chicken and marrying a pig follows the pig,
When I marry you, you will learn how to walk,
In fact, you are also a big stupid pig,
snort, snort, snort, snort, snort~~
I heard you snoring while sleeping and thought, so cool!
actually……"
At first, Lin Zijin just hummed it subconsciously, but he couldn't stop humming, so Lin Zijin simply let go, and sang more cheerfully and selflessly.
After a song, Lin Zijin only felt refreshed, warmer than drinking ginseng soup.
However, just when Lin Zijin withdrew his mind and turned his gaze, he was stunned.
Because at this time, Yang Hao was looking at himself with a pair of smiling eyes with a smirk on his face.
Just now Lin Zijin sang so cheerfully that he forgot himself and didn't notice when Yang Hao woke up.
After realizing that her every move just now was carried out under Yang Hao's gaze, but she didn't notice it at all, Lin Zijin almost got under the bed in shame.
This... is too embarrassing, right?
The key point is that this guy Yang Hao is still putting on such a look on purpose, he is clearly watching her joke, it is really hateful.
"What are you looking at? Don't laugh!"
Forcibly sullen, Lin Zijin endured the embarrassment in his heart, and gave Yang Hao a fierce look.
It's just that even if Lin Zijin pretended to be fierce, Yang Hao had already seen her through, how could he not know that Lin Zijin was playing tricks, and how could he be frightened by her.
Putting half his body up on the bed, Yang Hao looked at Lin Zijin with a smile and said, "Why don't you continue to sing? It sounds so good, my wife who is the queen of music."
When Yang Hao's voice fell, Lin Zijin almost laughed angrily when he heard it.
Queen of music?
Yang Hao probably brought this word, which was clearly making fun of her on purpose.
Lin Zijin kept a cold face and didn't want to talk to Yang Hao.
The point is that when thinking about what happened just now, Lin Zijin can't control herself, she is almost dying of embarrassment now.
He actually did such a thing in front of Yang Hao, if it got out, Ling Xueer and Lu Ziqi would have to laugh to death.
"Honestly, you sing really well."
Seeing that Lin Zijin was still sullen, Yang Hao suddenly commented.
"If you say it again, I will ignore you."
Originally, he was embarrassed, but Yang Hao still made a serious comment, which gave Lin Zijin the urge to beat him to death.
"I'm serious!"
Yang Hao is somewhat innocent.
He really thought that Lin Zijin's singing voice just now was nice, and of course that selfless look was even cuter, and Yang Hao didn't see such a cute look.
"Ha ha!"
Lin Zijin sneered.
It would be strange if she really believed in Yang Hao.
Facing Lin Zijin's sneer, Yang Hao also laughed, and couldn't help but said, "You've become more and more cute recently, I never thought that falling in love really makes people young..."
"Young? You mean I'm old?"
This time, Lin Zijin's complexion really darkened.
The sneer on his face was completely different from before, and he even forgot the embarrassment before.
Seeing Lin Zijin like this, Yang Hao's heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly realized that he seemed to have said something wrong just now.
What do women hate the most?
Naturally, others said she was old.
Although Lin Zijin is only in her early 20s and is in the midst of her youthful vigor, she still refrains from being criticized by others. This is a common problem among women, and no one can do anything about it.
Although Yang Hao's words just now didn't have that meaning, but in Lin Zijin's view, if they did, then they did. Whether Yang Hao had that meaning or not is not important at all.
Finished!
Looking at Lin Zijin's scrutinizing eyes, Yang Hao's heart turned cold. He knew that if he didn't give a reasonable explanation, he would die.
"Um, what I mean is that falling in love makes you regain your childhood innocence."
The strong desire and experience of survival made Yang Hao's brain run at high speed, and he quickly organized his words.
"Innocence? You mean I'm childish?"
Before Yang Hao could breathe a sigh of relief, when Lin Zijin looked at him coldly, he froze.
Why did you say she was childish again?
innocence...
Is innocence the same thing as childishness?
Yang Hao was about to cry.
"How could it be childish? Innocence means cuteness, don't you think you looked cute just now?" Yang Hao wiped off his cold sweat again.
But Yang Hao didn't know, it was good that he didn't mention what happened just now, but when he mentioned it, Lin Zijin felt embarrassed immediately.
"Did you do it on purpose?"
Lin Zijin looked at Yang Hao with a somewhat unfriendly gaze.
"No, how could I do it on purpose?" Yang Hao laughed awkwardly, "You misunderstood."
Thinking of the embarrassment he had just made, Lin Zijin became more and more angry, and said angrily, "You did it on purpose."
"you……"
"Are you going to say that I am making trouble for no reason?"
Feeling helpless in his heart, Yang Hao just wanted to say a word, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he was silenced by Lin Zijin's next sentence.
so tired!
Yang Hao really wants to die!
Why can't women do anything if they don't speak the truth?
It turned out that even Lin Zijin couldn't escape this law.
Yang Hao, who was completely helpless, didn't know what to say now.
Yang Hao believed that no matter how much he explained next, no matter how much he tried to make sense, he would not be able to explain Lin Zijin.
Suddenly.
Yang Hao realized.
Don't try to reason with an unreasonable woman, because it doesn't make sense at all, no matter what the reason is, when any woman is unreasonable, it is unreasonable.
Otherwise, it will be like Yang Hao is now, the more reasoning, the more explanation, the more reasons he gives, the more he will make the other party feel that he is making excuses.
"What, are you guilty?"
Seeing Yang Hao's sudden silence, Lin Zijin felt happy.
Compared with the way Yang Hao deliberately watched her joke just now, it's completely gone now.
Sure enough, what was said on the Internet was true.
In fact, Lin Zijin was not angry just now, but deliberately making trouble for no reason, because he was so embarrassed that he didn't know how to end it, and suddenly remembered that he had read some women's knowledge theories on the Internet before, and then tried it, but he didn't expect it to really work.
It turns out that sometimes the effect of making trouble out of no reason is really satisfying.
Looking again at Yang Hao, who had already passed away, Lin Zijin, who still kept an angry look on his face, had already burst into laughter in his heart.
Lin Zijin immediately put on a look of reluctance, and said in a cold voice, "Why don't you laugh?"
"Didn't you have a good laugh just now?"
"You have the ability..."
Just when Lin Zijin began to get more and more complacent, Yang Hao, who was so honest, suddenly got up and rushed towards Lin Zijin like a hungry wolf.
Pressing Lin Zijin under him, Yang Hao kissed her directly without giving her a chance to react.
When Yang Hao made these actions and blocked his mouth with lightning speed, Lin Zijin's mind went blank.
Senseless!
That's not what it says on the Internet!
Moreover, it seems that there is no such thing as a woman making unreasonable troubles on the Internet, let alone what kind of countermeasures should be taken after encountering such a situation.
In an instant, Lin Zijin had completely lost the ability to think.
Faced with this sudden situation, Lin Zijin was completely passive, and didn't know what to do. Feeling the stimulation from his lips, Lin Zijin's heart was already rippling.
For a moment, Lin Zijin vaguely realized that he seemed to have cheated himself...
PS: Dog food is here, I wish you all a happy new year!
(End of this chapter)