Live Broadcast: My Leisurely Life In A Mountain Village

Chapter 154 Whoever Dares To Skin It, I Will Skin Him! 【Part 5】

The birthday banquet lasted until the evening, starting with lunch and continuing in the evening.

As for the morning, it is purely crowded and lively.

Chen Yang went back after staying for a while, and came over for lunch.

He also wrapped a red envelope for Chen Meiyun.

This is also the custom in the village, you have to follow the gift when you celebrate your birthday.

Of course, one hundred or two hundred is included in the red envelope.

But generally it is 200, 400, 600 packages.

Pay attention to a good thing in pairs.

Chen Yang didn't pack too much, he just packed 600 yuan.

It's not that you are reluctant to pay, but that you have too many packages, and people may not be willing to accept them.

After all, you are with the family today, and when you go back to your family to celebrate your birthday and get married, they will also return it.

Basically, as much as you want, others will give you as much as you want.

In the evening, Chen Yang was sitting in front of the table, and Xiao Bai was squatting aside, it was quite boring.

Uncle Zhuzi and the others chatted wildly.

"Uncle, I'm going to the bathroom."

"Go." Uncle Zhuzi blushed when he was drunk, and his eyes widened.

After Chen Yang walked away for a while, a middle-aged Mediterranean fat man who was tall and thick, sat in his seat 12.

"Zhuzi, I haven't seen you for many years."

"We rural people don't go out often, and we can't see them even if we want to."

"Look at what you said." The Mediterranean fat man took out a package of unopened Zhonghua and scattered it around the table.

His name is Chen Youwei, a relative of Chen Yang's family, and Chen Yang has to call him uncle in terms of seniority.

When I was young, I went to Huangni Village and became a door-to-door son-in-law.

Although he was the son-in-law, Chen Youwei lived a good life. He learned how to cook and even opened a small restaurant in the town.

"If you ask me, the development of your Chenjia Village is not as good as that of Huangni Village."

After two glasses of wine, Chen Youwei opened up the bragging mode unique to rural people: "We have everything in Huangni Village, orchards, small tree gardens, and the life of the villagers is getting better every year.

Those crops are not planted crops, instead of watermelons. You guys really, Arita doesn't know how to make money. "

Uncle Zhu and the others smiled awkwardly, it was really hard to answer.

Chen Youwei talked for a while before he noticed that there was a dog under his feet.

His eyes lit up: "This dog is not bad, beautiful."

He reached out and stroked Xiaobai: "The dog's hair is so smooth, tsk tsk, which family raised it?"

Uncle Zhuzi said: "Yang Yang raised it."

"Yangyang? Which Yangyang?"

"Son of Chen Peng, what kind of yin and yang are you? Your own family can't remember?"

"Oh, Yangyang, I remember, I have an impression."

At this time Chen Yang came back, Chen Youwei said: "Oh, Yang Yang has grown up so much, handsome boy.

Chen Yang smiled and said, "Uncle Youwei."

"Come, come, sit down and have a few drinks."

"OK."

The two sat down, Chen Youwei exchanged glasses with him, and drank less than half a catty.

Chen Yang is nothing, let alone half a catty, half a bucket is nothing to worry about.

"Then what." Chen Youwei was a little drunk, stroking Xiaobai's head and said: "Your dog is really good, I can tell at a glance that this dog is a good dog."

"Look at how shiny and smooth the fur is.

Hearing Xiaobai's praise, Chen Yang was also happy: "Yes, Xiaobai looks good."

Chen Youwei patted him on the shoulder and said, "Yangyang, your grandfather... oh, that's my father-in-law, you have to call him a grandfather in terms of seniority."

"Your grandfather, he has old cold legs, old cold legs, you know that?"

"I know." The second grandfather also has old cold legs, and it's an old problem.

But ever since he secretly poured a glass of spiritual energy water into the wine that Second Grandpa himself made, Second Grandpa's old cold legs have never flared up again.

Chen Youwei said: "This old cold leg, it's uncomfortable to have an attack, neither standing nor sitting. Otherwise, what will you do for me, dog?"

Chen Yang: "???"

"I'll give you a dog for anything?"

"Aren't you an old cold leg, the topic jumps so fast?"

"Damn, so I fell in love with Xiaobai. Hmph, although my Xiaobai is loved by everyone, it's not like you just give it if you want it."

Netizens were not angry at all, they just felt that the Mediterranean fat man's ability to beat around the bush was really slippery.

"Uncle, what did you say?"

"Hey, I didn't make it clear, blame me." Chen Youwei took another sip of wine and said, "The old cold legs can't be cured, but can it be prevented? I know a folk remedy, knee pads made of dog skin, can cure old cold Legs. The longer the fur, the better, your dog's fur should be about ten centimeters long, and it will be slaughtered to make knee pads, so my father-in-law won't have to worry about his old cold legs anymore."

Thinking of this, Chen Youwei took another sip of wine.

Chen Yang's face suddenly darkened.

"Grass! Is the fat pig's brain flooded?"

"Grass Nima coins!"

"Dogecoin stuff, why do you want to use Xiaobai's skin as knee pads? Why don't you make it out of your pigskin? You're so fucking awesome!"

Chen Youwei's words stirred up a thousand layers of waves, and the live broadcast room immediately exploded.

Millions of netizens are talking about it online.

This scene is also quite spectacular.

"I didn't hear that this time, but remember, Xiaobai is my dog, whoever dares to skin him, I'll pull his skin off! Next time you say something like this, I'll fuck your mother !"

Leaving this sentence behind, Chen Yang got up and left.

Chen Youwei looked embarrassed, pointed at Chen Yang and said, "Hey, this kid is really, a dog, look at him, he is really, really."

"Hey, isn't it just a dog? Later I told Yang Yang's father that he would definitely give it to me.

Back home, Chen Yang's face was still ugly.

In fact, he knows 560 that in the countryside, a dog is a dog, and it is used to look after the home.

But when the elderly are old, many people will kill to eat.

This is understandable, after all, you can't ask others to love dogs according to your preferences, which is unrealistic.

Chen Yang doesn't have such a double standard, but you fucking said in front of my face that you want to kill my dog ​​and skin it, then I will fuck your mother!

"Master Chen seems very angry."

"I'm very angry, okay? It's the first time I saw Master Chen swearing, but...how enjoyable is it?"

"To be honest, that fat man is somewhat related to Mr. Chen, otherwise I guess Mr. Chen would not be as simple as swearing.

"Oh, the relationship made me miss a big show!"

Chen Yang grabbed a plum-blossom knife from the weapon rack, and slashed through the air with his hands, waving it in a flurry of wind.

After practicing a set of saber techniques, Chen Yang's expression eased a bit.

"I feel that Master Chen has hacked that fat man to death a dozen times in his heart.

"It was the rule of law society that saved the fat man."

"Master Chen, don't be angry, this kind of person is not worth it."

Chen Yang hummed: "I'm not angry, it's getting late, I'll download the broadcast first, see you tomorrow.

After finishing speaking, he retreated.

Netizens: "???"

"It's only half past five!"

"Master Chen, come back!".