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Chapter 104 Martial Arts Column, Master Ma Touches Porcelain [Part 4] Asking For A Monthly Ticket

When I returned to the village, I met Uncle Dalong.

"Yangyang, what is this thing in your hand? Roe deer?"

Uncle Dalong leaned over and stared at the monkey in his hand: "Hey, this is a monkey!"

"You shot it with an arrow? You can't eat this thing, throw it away quickly."

Chen Yang said: "It's drunk."

"What? Drunk?"

"That's right, today I made a few catties of the bamboo wine that Uncle Zhuzi made last year, and this monkey drank more than a catty..."

"Is this monkey stupid? That's more than 50 degrees of sorghum wine, more than a catty, and the stomach has been burnt through."

Uncle Da Long shook his head after hearing this: "Either way, we should have evolved better, if we were to be like this monkey, we wouldn't be able to live to adulthood at all.

"Yeah, this monkey is too stupid, not stupid at all."

Chen Yang carried the monkey back home and left the monkey in the living room.

After thinking about it, I still got some aura water and mixed it with well water to feed it.

Otherwise, if it continues like this, Chen Yang is really afraid that it will drink himself to death.

After feeding it and leaving it alone, Chen Yang came to the kitchen with a basket of mushrooms on his back.

"Mushroom sauce is divided into two types, one is pure mushroom sauce, and the other is mushroom meat sauce. I plan to make a little of both. 12"

"Beef is the best meat. I still have the beef I bought in the county last time. I melted it this morning.

"To make sauce, the most important thing is the oil. There must be a lot of oil. If there is too little oil, the taste will not be produced, and it will be too dry and tasteless."

"Other ingredients should not be missing. Sauce is not a dish. You can't expect the strong taste of the mushroom itself. This is unrealistic, so when you put ingredients, you must put them.

"Scallion, ginger, garlic, star anise, Chinese prickly ash, dried chili, stir fry these things, then add diced meat and continue to fry, almost pick it up, and then fry the mushrooms separately..."

Chen Yang did it while talking.

He is a man of action.

Not just talk but no action.

From five o'clock in the afternoon to six o'clock.

In an hour, the beef mushroom sauce is ready.

Then cook the rice, with mushroom sauce, Chen Yang ate two big bowls.

Although it is a simple mushroom sauce, it still makes netizens move their index fingers.

After eating, continue to make pure mushroom sauce.

Chen Yang stayed busy until eight or nine o'clock, and then turned off the broadcast.

This time, he didn't wait for the training madman to find him, so he left a message saying that he would send a copy to him tomorrow.

In addition, I also sent a copy to several other people in the group.

This time there are a lot of bacteria, and he has been shopping alone for a long time.

After finishing these, Chen Yang returned to the living room.

The monkey is still sound asleep.

This shit...

Why is the snoring so loud?

Am I still asleep?

I kicked it and fiddled with it for a long time before waking it up.

The monkey sat up in a daze, looking at the strange environment around him, it panicked all of a sudden.

Chen Yang said: "This is my home, you can sleep here tonight and go back by yourself tomorrow."

Monkey nodded aggrievedly.

Chen Yang felt a pain in his ass watching it.

You are so wronged!

I brought you back along the way.

What should be wronged is whether I am good or not!

"Gululu~"

The monkey's belly growled suddenly, and then it looked at Chen Yang.

Chen Yang:

"Oh... my life is hard, my life is hard."

Shaking his head, Chen Yang went to the kitchen again.

After a while, a large bowl of white rice was served with mushroom sauce.

Monkeys don't know how to use chopsticks either, so they eat with their hands, enjoying themselves.

Fortunately, Chen Yang prepared enough portions, otherwise he would have to keep running to do it.

"I'm such a smart bunch."

I silently give myself a thumbs up, thumbs up!

After eating, Chen Yang went back to the room and lay down.

Before going to bed, draw a prize.

As usual, a knitted hat....

He even got a trekking pole, which was completely useless to him.

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining [Bajiquan]."

Chen Yang sat up from the bed.

Rare!

He checked it quickly.

【Bajiquan】: Shake your shoulders and hit the sky, stomp your feet to shake Kyushu, the eighth level will set the world!

Just one line of words made Chen Yang's blood boil.

"If you have the chance, you must try it."

He smiled contentedly, and then fell asleep.

Xiaobei's combat effectiveness is quite strong.

Chen Yang's video, he is always on schedule.

And he was holding an unsent video in his hand.

He decided to edit today's video and send it out together.

Gather together and get a Chinese martial arts column.

Soon, the video will be done.

"Master Chen revives Chinese martial arts, Taijiquan and eight steps to catch cicadas!"

The video is a bit long at six minutes.

Divided into two parts, the first half is a video of Chen Yang practicing Taijiquan, especially the part where he exhales into an arrow, which is quite unpopular.

The second half is Chen Yang jumping in the forest this afternoon, climbing a five-meter-high tree directly from the ground in two or three steps.

Use your feet all the way, quite hanging!

As soon as the video was released, it became the current hot topic without any suspense.

The same is true on Weibo.

Moreover, faintly, this video actually has a tendency to hit the trending searches.

This is actually a more powerful video, but it is not unreasonable for so many people to watch it.

In today's society, all kinds of negative news are flying everywhere.

Whether it's a celebrity cheating, or a celebrity cheating, even if a celebrity ties a shoelace, it can be trending.

Recently, the martial arts circle has also become popular on Weibo for no reason.

In fact, it is not inexplicable, and there is a reason.

Various self-proclaimed masters of Chinese martial arts existed, and the videos of the opening of the school and accepting disciples in the early years were picked up.

Why do a dozen or twenty people fall to the ground with a light stomp of one person's feet?

This kind of video is really an insult to people's IQ.

You are so powerful, you act like a boulder in the chest!

So, when Chen Yang's video came out, netizens who were annoyed by the negative news about Chinese martial arts recently found an outlet to vent. 890 "This is called Guoshu! This is worthy of being called Guoshu!"

"A certain Master Ma, who the hell gave him a face, and even uttered queer words, shameless!"

"Did you see it? Did you see it? The wind of the fist is strong, and the breath turns into an arrow. This is the master!"

"Master Chen, run quickly, or Master Ma will come to rub your heat again!"

"Really, I can feel that ③ Tianhou will definitely step on Master Chen's enthusiasm.

"Master Ma's routines, I can guess with my eyes closed."

"Master Ma doesn't care about the heat, I'll broadcast the pissing on the fifth-speed electric fan!"

Tai Chi martial arts gym.

In the yard outside the dormitory, a middle-aged man in exercise clothes was sitting at a stone table drinking tea.

A man in a suit next to him looked at his phone and suddenly said excitedly: "Master Ma, we are going to be hot again!"

This Master Ma is the popular Master Ma on the Internet recently.

He hummed calmly and said, "I'm not always hot?"

The man in the suit was his manager, he shook his head and said, "This time it's different, this time we're going to touch Ci, he's very popular, he's a big anchor."

"Anchor?" Master Ma frowned: "You let my dignified master touch an anchor? Drop the price!"

The man in the suit said: "Master Ma, if the operation is successful this time, your popularity will definitely rise to another level, and those who say you are fake will also be slapped in the face."

Master Ma's expression immediately became gentle: "Tell me."