Anime Crossover: About How I Spoiled an Angel

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Well, it seems that's really true.

If it weren't for that, I wouldn't have been so excited and embarrassed when I first ate Shiina's cooking. I feel like that scene could be included in a textbook on "How to Become a Midnight Food Streamer".

"If only I had eaten more good food earlier, it might have been helpful," Su Qing sighed.

From a young age, Su Qing's impression and definition of food was merely that it was a source of energy provided by nature to maintain life activities and bodily balance.

He often pondered whether, purely from the perspective of satisfying physiological functions and promoting metabolism, it was really necessary to go through a complicated eating process.

If we use modern technology to refine and purify the essential elements that the human body needs every day, such as proteins, vitamins, and minerals, and carefully formulate them into small, life-giving pills.

These pills, like customized nutritional keys, not only simplify the intake process but also ensure comprehensive and balanced nutrition.

Every day, simply follow scientific guidance, select an appropriate amount of pills, swallow gently, and then drink a few sips of water to easily nourish your body and replenish your energy.

Wouldn't this greatly simplify the eating process and improve efficiency? Moreover, it could reduce food waste every year, which would indirectly increase a large amount of government spending.

If only this extra money could be used for the orphanage...

Su Qing's thought flashed through her mind and then disappeared without a trace.

Su Qing thought so, but before doing so, he had to consult the sect elders first.

A true master...

Moreover, he wasn't a master; he was just a student.

So Su Qing went to find his biology teacher during his lunch break. Because Su Qing had excellent grades, his biology teacher had a very deep impression of him.

After all, Su Qing was always daydreaming and doing his own thing during class. At first, he thought the kid was slacking off, so he called him out in a fit of anger. Coincidentally, the class was analyzing the new exam format, so he specifically asked some innovative and comprehensive questions.

These types of questions are not too difficult if you only look at the knowledge points; they are only of medium difficulty.

However, when combined with a prompt of several hundred words that closely follows current events, and with an ingenious question format, students are not simply required to write down the relevant knowledge points, but also to write a reasonable analysis based on the prompt.

These types of questions often cause countless bookworms who lack flexibility to fail miserably, lamenting that they were born at the wrong time.

Then, the famous scene of the students showing off and being slapped in the face occurred, which they loved to see. After thinking for a while, Su Qing gave a fluent, complete, and correct answer to his opinion.

The biology teacher was completely dumbfounded. He secretly glanced at the answer key and found that the answer key was about your dam, and it wasn't even as good as his own students' answers.

Then I thought about it again, and it's just for your reference, not to say that it's the standard and correct!

In every subsequent exam, the biology teacher was extremely concerned about Su Qing's grades, but his near-perfect scores each time gradually made him stop caring...

Yeah, there's really no need to care.

Truly worthy of being called a divine body of innate life!

Besides, I always feel like I don't get any sense of accomplishment teaching students like this, hahaha...

No, wait, I don't think I ever taught him anything...

The biology teacher fell into deep thought, then raised an eyebrow, a thought flashed through his mind, and he instantly became enlightened.

So what? Isn't Su Qing in my class? If she's in my class, then I'm the one teaching her!

What I taught him wasn't any specific knowledge points, but rather... well, yes, self-learning ability!

Teachers like me who give children so much space for self-study are really rare, hehe, I, Wang, will definitely be among the outstanding teachers this year!

Perhaps when Su Qing achieves mastery of his innate biological sacred body in the future, he will mention me and thank me for my teaching.

This shows that the "spiritual victory method" is omnipotent.

But now, the biology teacher has discovered that this winning strategy doesn't seem to be working as well...

The reason is that his precious, proud student seems to have some serious problem...

Q: What is the difference between a genius and a madman?

A: A single thought can reach the heavens, gods and demons...

"What?! You want to produce?!"

The biology teacher immediately stood up and exclaimed, "Luckily, no one is in the office right now. No, it's not good that no one is here either!"

Is this something you can discuss with him? You could say he could be the male lead, but that's a different story...

"No, it's the tablet manufacturer that makes the pills."

After Su Qing explained, the biology teacher slowly sat down.

"Theoretically, it's feasible, but what are your thoughts?"

"What do you think?"

Su Qing was still quite immature during her middle school years, but her height usually stopped growing during middle school. So Su Qing stood there looking down at her biology teacher who was sitting in a chair.

"Cough cough."

The biology teacher felt offended by being looked down upon by Su Qing, so he coughed lightly twice and pulled his chair away a little under Su Qing's questioning gaze, which lessened the feeling of being looked down upon.

Then he asked the following question.

"That is to say, humans are not simply machines, and the act of eating is not just a simple activity of obtaining energy to satisfy the body's needs."

For example, even if you're not particularly hungry after school, you might still feel the urge to eat.

"...No, I've never had that kind of impulse."

All I can think about is that eating later is not only a waste of time, but also tedious and boring.

"6, is that really what you think?"

"Why do you think that way?"

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Chapter 72 The Eve of Judgment

"Nothing, nothing..."

Seeing Su Qing looking at him with such sincerity, the biology teacher began to question the meaning of life for the first time.

Then he asked another question.

Is the food in the school cafeteria bad, or is it unhygienic?

"Whether it tastes good or not, it's all the same once it's in your stomach and broken down by stomach acid. As for hygiene, it should be okay, at least I've never had spicy duck neck."

Su Qing made a joke that was incredibly cheesy, but the biology teacher didn't laugh, probably because he was too old to understand.

The biology teacher then took out a can of herring, a gift from his friend, held his nose, handed it to Su Qing, and asked her about it.

What do you think when you smell this?

"Teacher, if you do 'La Oli Ge' in the office, won't the other teachers ostracize you?"

"Go away, mind your own business. Don't you feel nauseous and want to throw up?"

"Teacher, my nose works really well..."

"Don't you feel the urge to eat chicken legs or anything like that when you smell them?"

"I do feel the urge, after all, chicken drumsticks are a top choice for supplementing high-quality protein, vitamins and trace elements."

"Stop, stop, stop, this isn't an impulse..."

The biology teacher was bewildered. He glanced at Su Qing's complexion and realized that she didn't seem to be malnourished. If that wasn't the case, why was she so fixated on these proteins and such?

Are you a gym instructor?

Then, he immediately took Su Qing to the psychologist, intending to have the psychologist check if the child had any psychological problems.

Of course, it could also be a problem with taste or endocrine organs, but that's not because the school clinic doesn't have the necessary facilities, is it?

But just as the biology teacher stormed out, he came back after only a few steps.

It suddenly occurred to me that our school doesn't have a school counselor...

The biology teacher sat down, sighed, and looked at Su Qing with concern.

"If what you're saying is true, and this continues for a long time, I still hope you can go to the hospital to get it checked out. You might..."

Su Qing remained silent for a moment, then lowered his head and said in a deep voice.

"Thank you, teacher."

"Hey, wait a minute, take these two cans of... oh no, I mean canned herring. Maybe if you smell it a bit more, it'll stop this."

"Okay, thank you, teacher."

Afterwards, Su Qing left under the teacher's somewhat complicated gaze. His problem was never resolved, or perhaps he didn't have a problem at all.

Inside the office, during lunch break, only the biology teacher was still handling some matters. He sat there for a long time without moving.

After a while, he finally took out his phone and contacted Su Qing's homeroom teacher...

A while later, a student who had just woken up came out of the classroom to go to the restroom and heard a sigh coming from the office that lasted for a long time.

Then, half asleep, he thought he had encountered a ghost, and couldn't hold it in, so a few drops leaked out...

Fortunately, there was no one around.

……

After recalling her memories of the dead, Su Qing pulled herself back to the present.

Shiina is a very unique girl. She is polite and always speaks to people with respectful language, at least to him.

After observing Shiina's performance at school several times, the validity of this idea became even stronger.

The deliberately faked expression is too stiff, somewhat like someone who has been consciously imitating others since childhood, but probably hasn't been noticed, otherwise it wouldn't be so clumsy now.

Of course, it was only in Su Qing's opinion that it was clumsy.

During this period, Shiina's facial expressions gradually became richer and more vivid during his interactions with Su Qing, but most of the time he still had little expression and always looked indifferent.

Actually, having no expression is quite good. At least in Su Qing's eyes, it's much better than the so-called angelic image she deliberately maintains at school. At least it's real, and he doesn't dislike it.

However, I wish there were more.

This is also why Su Qing made the promise yesterday; consider it a reward for Shiina making such delicious food.

A fleeting glance revealed something indescribable.

After a moment of silence, Su Qing opened her phone and accessed the Service Department chat group that had just been established that afternoon.

The records inside only showed the photos of the light novel manuscripts that the four of them had received. There were still three manuscripts that hadn't been read, but based on the one in her hand, Su Qing could roughly understand what the other manuscripts were about.

It's worth mentioning that if you're just reading light novels, reading ten lines at a glance is no problem at all, and reading two or three hundred thousand words in one night is a breeze.

But that kind of reading is just skimming; to give specific and valuable advice, you really have to read carefully.

However, there was only one original manuscript. If it were divided into four parts, the plot would not be connected, resulting in the phrase "taking things out of context" being taken from "Don't take things out of context".

Yukinoshita originally planned to make a copy directly, and Su Qing and Hachiman had no objections. Isn't that what club funds are for?

Of course, this is all predicated on having so-called club funds.

Just then, Yui, the little genius of the Service Department, came up with a great idea!

"Hey, why don't we just create a group chat and post everyone's share in page order?"

Among everyone, Su Qing was the most shocked. After a moment of confusion, she looked at Yui with a wary expression. My deskmate Yui Yui couldn't possibly be that smart!

Then, seeing Yui's silly grin, Su Qing guessed that she probably wanted to create such a group from the beginning, and was just finding a suitable opportunity to say it. Su Qing was relieved.

He almost manually exorcised the demon (referring to slashing at Yui's pink puff with a hand chop).

Yukinoshita initially seemed a little hesitant, but after Yui shook her arm and used her charm, she nodded and agreed.

After seeing Yukino take out her smartphone, create a group chat, and invite the three people to join, Su Qing hesitated and asked.

"So you can use a smartphone, Yukinoshita?"

Hikigaya and Yui had a "what are you talking about?" look on their faces. How could there be a college student who doesn't know how to use a smartphone these days?

Yukinoshita frowned her cute brows and snorted coldly.

"No matter what, you can't be so prejudiced against someone. What do you take me for?"

It seems Yukino has forgotten that she didn't know how to use the vending machine that day, which is really disheartening.

Su Qing chuckled to express her apology, while inwardly complaining.

It seems that these days, the so-called high-IQ rich young ladies who can't use smartphones, as depicted by veteran online novelists, won't appear in reality.