aircannonsinc Chapter 1 Plastic Wrap, Chocolate
Chapter 1 Plastic Wrap, Chocolate
Hong Kong Island.
Dark clouds obscured the moon.
The man fell from the sky with a dull thud.
At the same time, there was a clanging sound of a knife hitting the ground.
Qi Ming, dressed in a summer security guard uniform, quickly went over to check the situation.
He was actually quite afraid of seeing dead people, but he's not so afraid now.
Upon seeing the man's face, she muttered under her breath, "It truly is the night of the returning soul!"
After saying that, he stepped aside, craned his neck, and looked up at the building.
Qi Ming is a time traveler.
There wasn't any special cheat code, just a countdown timer in the corner of its eye.
It will last for half a month.
If you don't look for it intentionally, it's like "Schrödinger's cat"—you can't see it.
Once you get used to it, it won't affect your life.
But behind this countdown lies the potential to change his destiny!
Because when the time comes, he will travel to other worlds!
In the current world of "Hong Kong variety shows," which is a fusion of many Hong Kong films and the "Hong Kong Island of the 80s and 90s," his identity is simply that of an illegal immigrant.
Because of his good looks, he didn't need to be paid a high salary, so he was introduced to this building to work as an unlicensed security guard.
What future is there in this?
Can you make a lot of money by plagiarizing or speculating in stocks?
Do not!
This is not a future.
This is not the ordinary real world; it has ghosts and gods, and naturally, it also has extraordinary powers.
Qi Ming doesn't want too much money, he wants this kind of power!
Being able to travel to other worlds would give him more opportunities to wield power.
This is an incredible opportunity.
He was very happy about this, feeling more excited than fearful, even though he was about to face a test!
"Bang!"
A gunshot rang out.
Under Qi Ming's gaze, a woman in red screamed and fell beside Mr. Li, motionless, bleeding from multiple wounds, already beyond saving.
But a moment later, a man wearing a black coat, a black baseball cap, and black sunglasses ran over.
Also present were security captain Lu Xiong, a young delinquent named A-Qun, and an addict known as "Dao Youming," or "The Undying War God."
Because of his strong physique and vigorous vitality, no matter what happens, he is hard to die, even though he looks like a skinny monkey and is not good-looking.
You can't judge a book by its cover!
However, if one has a striking appearance, there are still advantages.
For example, Qi Ming is nearly 1.9 meters tall, handsome, and has a refined demeanor, like a scholar.
Upon seeing him, the property manager immediately offered him a public relations position with a salary increase of one thousand yuan.
Captain Lu also had high hopes for him, and at that moment he called out loudly, "Mingzai, come over here!"
Qi Ming looked genuinely surprised and asked, puzzled, "Captain, what's going on?"
Captain Lu said in a deep voice, "Mr. and Mrs. Li killed his mother, and we found out. They even tried to silence us, forcing my fellow Daoist and me to jump off the building! We're so grateful to this master, otherwise we would be finished!"
Upon hearing this, Qi Ming asked bluntly:
"I'm an illegal immigrant. If the police come and check me, will I be deported?"
Master Li Ang said solemnly, "Mr. Li fell from the building on his own; it has nothing to do with you, and we won't investigate you. As for me, I'm doing research at Chongguang Mental Hospital, and it was all for the sake of saving people, so I'm fine too, but..."
"Mrs. Li is wearing red; we can't let her die like this, otherwise she'll become a vengeful ghost on the night of her return, causing rivers of blood to flow!"
Qi Ming feigned doubt: "Are there really ghosts in the world?"
Li Ang sized him up for a moment, seemingly trying to communicate with him, then nodded and said, "Yes! And there are many!"
Qi Ming's mind raced, and he had already devised a plan. His expression was resolute as he said:
"It doesn't matter if I have one! I'm not afraid of living people, why would I be afraid of dead ghosts? Master, tell me, what are ghosts afraid of? There are mortars in my hometown. When I go to pick up my cousin the day after tomorrow, I'll bring one with me. Can we blow her up?"
Captain Lu looked completely bewildered and quickly shouted, "Mingzai, Hong Kong Island is very peaceful, it's not haunted, don't do anything reckless!"
He thought to himself: Damn, those gangsters really don't follow the rules!
Li Ang said with satisfaction, "Very good boy! With this fearless spirit, even a red-clothed ghost can't do anything to you! Come and help!"
Qi Ming was actually quite afraid of ghosts, but he wasn't afraid of the Li couple at all!
So they immediately went to help.
Captain Lu stood by and watched as Dao Youming, whose face was covered in blood after being stabbed many times by Mrs. Li, was helped up.
Seeing that Li Ang was grabbing the "dead" Mrs. Li and beating, kicking and throwing her violently, a medical miracle actually happened and she really woke up. Captain Lu also stepped forward to check the situation.
Mrs. Li looked around, then called out to Li Ang, "Who told you to save me?"
Li Ang advised, "We can talk things over. Why do you want to die?"
"No discussion!"
Mrs. Li is a staunch advocate of pure love. "My husband is dead, and you've done this to me. What's the point of talking about love?"
After saying that, he snatched the pistol from Li Ang's waist and was about to commit suicide.
Qi Ming wanted to kick the gun away, but he gave up.
Since Mrs. Li will try to kill herself and seek revenge after her death, it's better to take this opportunity to resolve the issue once and for all!
After a burst of gunfire, Mrs. Li died again.
But Li Ang refused to let her die and activated his superpowers again!
After the failures of "A-Qun buying ice cubes was useless" and "Dao Youming's blood transfusion failed", the "Combined Electroconvulsive Therapy" was used to transfer some of Dao Youming's life force to Mrs. Li, bringing her back to life.
But Mrs. Li was unmoved and picked up the pistol again, choosing to commit suicide.
Li Ang was at the electrical distribution box and couldn't reach her, so he threw a flying knife to try to stop her, but his aim was a bit off and it hit Mrs. Li on the head.
"There's no way to save the people I killed with my own hands!"
Li Ang said to Captain Lu, "On the night of the return of the soul, there will inevitably be rivers of blood!"
Qi Ming then asked, "So how do we fight ghosts? We can't just wait to die!"
Seeing that he trusted him completely, Li Ang was even more satisfied with him and patted him on the shoulder, saying:
"Use plastic wrap to catch ghosts, and chocolate to defeat them! Plastic wrap contains an ingredient that can wrap up ghosts! Chocolate contains milk, and there are more ox-headed demons than horse-faced demons in the underworld, so ghosts are afraid of oxen!"
Qi Ming said "Oh," and then said to Captain Lu:
"Captain, give me five thousand dollars. I'll go to the toy factory and order toy guns that can shoot milk or chocolate balls! I'll also buy a bunch of cling film and wrap us up completely, not even our eyes showing, just our nostrils. Then we can attack and defend, concentrate our firepower, what are we afraid of, those fierce ghosts? Let's just do it!"
Li Ang became even happier and laughed heartily, "Gooooood! Your talent is so high that I can't help but take you as my apprentice!"
Let's skip it!
I don't want to end up like the Fire Cloud Evil God, living in a research center for abnormal humans and being studied by others!
The fellow Daoist scoffed, "Are you two crazy?! Where do ghosts come from in this world? Even if they do, they're not something a toy gun can shoot down! Why don't you give me the money, and I'll buy you some medicine so you can see your ghosts!"
Qi Ming kicked him and said to Captain Lu:
"If you believe in ghosts and believe in masters, then give me the money. This is not a game. Spend a little money to try it out; you won't lose out."
Despite being seriously injured and taking that kick, Daoist Ming was completely unharmed and showed no signs of pain.
At least it wasn't as painful as seeing Captain Lu hand over the bright red Hong Kong dollars to Qi Ming.