aircannonsinc Chapter 301 The Devilish, Perverted Muscle Man
Chapter 301 The Devilish, Perverted Muscle Man
Chapter 301 The Devilish, Perverted Muscle Man
",————" (Oh, unfamiliar sky————)
",————" (Oh, unfamiliar pectoral muscles————)
"!?" (Pectoral muscles!?)
Suddenly, Zapdos opened its eyes and struggled to its feet. Then it suddenly realized that all its wounds had been healed and that in front of it was a muscular, naked man—well, he was wearing pants.
Then Zapdos took another look and saw a green thing floating in the sky, which looked like Celebi.
A small white figure not far away seemed strangely familiar. Where had he come to? The Sanctuary of Arceus?
"Oh dear, Zapdos is awake."
"Looks like you're in good spirits. The treatment was a success. Thank you for your hard work, Silavi. Come back now."
Flapping its wings, Zapdos warily stared at Ash, as if all the Pokémon around it belonged to this strange man before it.
And for some reason, Zapdos felt a special fondness for this man; his aura felt very familiar.
Just then, Little White flew over and circled it a few times. Under Little White's reassurance, Zapdos gradually lowered its guard.
Now it finally realized that Ash and his friends weren't with Team Rocket.
Seeing that the quill bird was no longer bristling, Ash immediately sent out his personal translator to find out what was going on and why it was running over covered in smoke.
Then I found out that it was the Rockets who were behind it all.
"In other words, there used to be a lake on the mountaintop nearby that could provide healing for Electric-type Pokémon, and many wild Electric-type Pokémon usually lived in the vicinity."
"Then suddenly a group of bad guys in black uniforms showed up, destroyed the place in order to capture you, and even stole the important legendary crystal?"
"!" Zapdos nodded repeatedly.
"!————" (That's absolutely right! Those damn bastards in black————)
Thinking of Team Rocket's overwhelming attack, electricity crackled across its body again.
It seems that it alone cannot defeat Team Rocket.
"In that case, we'll help you."
Even the league's administrators were arrested. Ash had no reason not to stop Team Rocket's bad deeds, and Misty agreed.
"Don't worry, Ash is very strong."
This touched Zapdos deeply, and it quickly hugged Ash and Misty.
"~" (Really? You guys are such good humans~)
[Ding! Zapdos: Affection +6]
However, its fur is a bit prickly, making it not a good object for hugging.
Just then, a faint sound came from the bushes behind Ash and his friends, and the hurried footsteps grew closer and closer.
Dozens of fully armed Team Rocket members rushed out and quickly surrounded Ash and his friends.
"Haha, Zapdos, where do you think you're going? You'd better come back with us obediently—"
"what!"
"Amazon, what are you calling me all of a sudden?"
"ah!!!"
It turns out that Yamato and Kosaburo had followed Zapdos's trail all the way here.
But as soon as they saw Ash, their legs went weak.
"We meet again, Yamato, this is the third time." Ash was quite happy to see two familiar faces.
"It's Kosaburo! We've known each other for so long, why would you call me by the wrong name!"
This time, Kosaburo and Yamato are not planning to run away again.
They are now carrying a fully armed force, and Team Rocket's technology is the best in the world!
This is the confidence that comes with their superior skills.
"Surround them immediately and capture Zapdos, along with all the brat's and little girl's Pokémon!"
Yamad immediately threw out a small square device, and in an instant, a specially made large net trapped the Zapdos that couldn't react in time.
"Hmph, the power absorption device, kinetic energy recovery system, and super-powerful alloy armor can absorb all Pokémon's moves, plus the most powerful neutron destruction bomb—"
"Our gear is invincible now, kid. Let's see what you can do against us this time!"
"Hahahaha!" Kosaburo laughed confidently, believing that he had blocked all of Ash's killer moves.
Then Mewtwo came out of the Poké Ball.
"oh--!"
"Well""
"ah"
The entire Rockets team was kissed, hugged, and lifted high in the air by Mewtwo, enjoying a close-up collision service high in the sky.
Mewtwo pinched its three fingers together again.
The Rockets members were immediately bounced up and down like balls.
He was quickly thrown around, feeling dizzy and disoriented, and passed out.
[Ding! Mewtwo: Affection +1; Intimacy +1]
"Sigh, they're always so forgetful." Xiaozhi and Xiaoxia immediately went over and tied them up one by one.
At the same time, they specifically singled out Kosaburo and Yamato and made them lead the way.
"Why haven't those two idiots, Kosaburo and Yamato, come back yet?" (psychic)
At the Rockets' makeshift base on the mountaintop, Lance tossed aside the handkerchief he was holding for skincare; he was getting impatient.
Just as he was about to make another call to urge them on, a guard finally came in to report.
"Reporting to Lord Lance, Captain Amado and the others have returned."
"Get up, my loyal guard. Have you seen Zapdos?" Lance quickly went over and gently helped his subordinate, who was kneeling on one knee, to his feet.
"Yes, they've already been locked up in specially made cages by Amado and his men."
"However, it seems the main force is still behind; only the two captains have returned with the spoils."
"It's alright, those two are just trying to take credit. Go and notify the others to prepare to close the net."
"yes!"
Once his men left, Lance immediately opened the tent and went out to greet the Zapdos he had been longing for.
But as soon as he lifted the curtain, he was greeted by Ash's big fist.
Plop!
Lance immediately lost consciousness.
Team Rocket members around them were immediately alarmed and released their Pokémon.
"Who exactly are you?"
"You'll find out soon enough, Pikachu, Mewtwo!"
Mewtwo entered the battle again, and Team Rocket's Pokémon were instantly controlled. Pikachu then unleashed a Thunderbolt to finish them off.
Meanwhile, Zapdos, which had been pretending to be caged, immediately broke free and unleashed its furious lightning bolts across Team Rocket's camp.
The sound of crackling echoed throughout the camp.
Soon, Team Rocket was completely wiped out by the combined attacks of Mewtwo, Zapdos, and Pikachu.
Xiaoxia also found the wild Pokémon and Miss Yuza tied up in the camp and quickly rescued them.
"Thank you so much, brave young men and women. I really don't know what would have happened without you this time."
After being rescued, Ms. Yuza quickly expressed her sincere gratitude to Ash and his friends.
"It's alright, this is what a qualified League Trainer should do."
Still spouting his lovely little auspicious phrases, Ash didn't pay much attention to Yuza, instead focusing his attention on the Team Rocket group.
"Miss Yu Sha, could you please refrain from notifying Officer Jenny to come and receive them for the time being?"
"Is there a problem?"
"No, I just think it would be a waste not to make good use of the fact that so many Rockets are here."
Although I don't really understand it.
But when Yusa picked up the legendary crystal, intending to call Officer Jenny before diving to the bottom of the lake to reset it, she could only postpone those plans after hearing what her savior, Ash, suddenly said.
Upon seeing Yusha agree, Ash immediately rubbed his hands together excitedly.
Ash came in such a hurry not just to help Zapdos, but because he's been incredibly bored lately.
They hadn't encountered a large group of wild Pokémon in a very, very long time, and Ash was itching to get his hands on one.
Although there are quite a few wild Electric-type Pokémon here, they have just been forcibly captured by Team Rocket.
Since it's not suitable for combat right now, we'll have to let Team Rocket take over.
Ask Kosaburo to help find the leader of this group, and then slap him a few times to wake him up.
"You're the leader here, right?" Xiao Zhi glared at Lance with a fierce expression, like an angry Vajra.
He was immediately stunned and dared not lie.
"No—that's right, I am Lance, a manager from the Rockets—"
Suddenly, Lance seemed to recognize Ash.
"Could you be that legendary, monstrous, muscle-bound Ash who's always been at odds with Team Rocket?!"
"What kind of weird title is this!" Xiaoxia burst into laughter, clutching her stomach as soon as she heard it.
Ash quickly slapped Lance a few more times. "You should be Ash, the future Pokémon Master!"
Bar!"
Lance's once handsome face instantly swelled up like a pig's head, and he could only nod repeatedly.
"Alright, pretty boy, now I need your help with my cultivation!"
"Let's have some fun now!"
"Hmm, what are you going to do?" For some reason, Lance suddenly had a bad feeling.
What followed was the start of a nightmare for the Team Rocket members.
Ash first prepared a large amount of stamina recovery potions, and then divided them into two teams.
Then, under the watchful gaze of the Zapdos in the sky, they were arranged to battle against their own Pokémon.
Ash will only let each of them go after battling them at least ten times.
This is the resolve of a demon warrior!
"Compared to regular training, battling is definitely the best way to train Pokémon!"
"Oh, please let us go~"
Ash only stopped when everyone in Team Rocket and their Pokémon were completely exhausted.
They were relentlessly attacked by Ash for three days and three nights, and every time they lost, they were electrocuted by Zapdos in the sky.
It was incredibly painful, but Team Rocket's Pokémon remained as weak as ever.
Aside from a few captains and Lance's Pokémon being somewhat powerful, the others were basically just released to gain a negligible amount of experience.
Even a novice could take them down in one move.
But when he battled Lance, Ash was surprised to find that his Pokémon battles were quite entertaining.
Or rather—elegance.
Then Lance got really unlucky.
"Um—during a battle, you must maintain a completely relaxed and confident expression on your face, without the slightest hint of tension. This is the prerequisite for displaying elegance—"
Little Black tilted his head, not quite understanding.
Snapped!
Xiao Zhi immediately lashed out with his whip.
"Teach him properly!"
"Waaah~, Mom and Dad, I want to go home~"
Finally, under Ash's relentless pressure, Lance managed to teach Kuro quite a few elegant aristocratic manners.
At least now Xiao Hei's skills are much more pleasing to the eye, and it's definitely much better than the previous mad dog-like attack style.
"Not bad at all. Maybe you have a special talent for teaching, pretty boy." Ash patted Lance on the shoulder.
Lance immediately jumped up and exclaimed, "Aha, yeah—yeah!"
Lance just wants to be taken away by Officer Jenny as soon as possible to serve his sentence and go to prison!
I don't want to be near Ash for even a second longer! "That damn monster, this freakish muscleman!"
Although he was mentally cursing Ash, he immediately became meek and obedient whenever Ash made a move.
Ash, of course, didn't care whether Zapdos was cursing him in his heart, and went straight to Zapdos' side.
"Alright, Zapdos, stop using your electric attacks! Officer Jenny and the others will be here soon. If you keep using them, we won't be able to tell you're from Team Rocket."
Ever since Ash captured Team Rocket, Zapdos would come over every now and then to shock those bastards who had attacked him before.
At this point, Little White would also come to try and persuade them, as the kind-hearted creature still wanted to remain as peaceful as possible.
Upon hearing Ash and White's voices, Zapdos gradually stopped carrying out its execution and turned to play with White.
In such a short time, Xiaobai has become very close with Zapdos.
But then Zapdos suddenly appeared next to Ash and tugged at his sleeve with its beak.
"!!"
"What? You want to travel with me?"
"!" (That's right!)
Because it doesn't like living in groups, it has always been a loner.
That's why they love coming to this lake to rest, which can heal Electric-type Pokémon, but they never expected to be targeted by Team Rocket.
This experience taught it a lot of lessons, and it realized that its training was not enough. If it were to act alone as a Pokémon again, it might encounter danger in the future.
Ash and his Pokémon engaged in a three-day, three-night battle against Team Rocket, leaving Zapdos dumbfounded.
It acknowledged Ash's strength as a Pokémon Trainer, and with Whitey around, it also liked Ash's aura.
"!" (Coach, I want to become stronger!)
Ash smiled slightly, understanding Zapdos's intentions.
"My training is very strict."
"!" (It's okay!)
"Let's go then." Ash took out a Poké Ball and caught Zapdos.
At this moment, Officer Jenny and her friends finally arrived at the mountaintop lake and were startled when they saw a group of Team Rocket members who were already somewhat unrecognizable.
"Waaah, please take us away quickly, Miss Officer Jenny—"
"Finally, I can escape this monster!"
"I want to stay in prison for the rest of my life and never come out!"
"What are they doing—" Officer Jenny's face turned pale with fright at the Rockets' miserable state.
Xiaoxia and Yusha could only smile helplessly, unsure of how to explain.
"It's alright, it's alright."
"It's just a few minor issues, they're all still alive," Xiao Zhi quickly laughed it off.
These are members of an evil organization who steal other people's important Pokémon every day; they are despicable villains. Officer Jenny of Blackrock City didn't interfere much and simply ordered her subordinates to lock the entire Team Rocket group in a transport vehicle and take them away.
The fact that the Rockets seemed so happy when they were taken away made Officer Jenny a little doubtful of herself.
[Ding! Congratulations on completing the side quest: Do a good deed today: Defeat Team Rocket and stop their plot (66/∞)]
[Rewards: Alliance Coins +5000; Free Attribute Points +5; Region Favorability +5; Region Reputation +5]
It's still the standard daily good deed, but it's a bit of a pity for Ash, as there are no extra side quests this time to earn him more money.
"So he's a high-ranking member of Team Rocket, and he even has the legendary Pokémon Zapdos. Doesn't that warrant a new mission?"
Unfortunately, Xiao Zhi's system intelligence was extremely low, and it completely ignored his complaints.
Unfortunately, Ash had no choice but to put the matter aside for the time being and ask Ms. Yuza for the right to use the Lakeside Battlefield.
The surrounding environment is beautiful and the scenery is pleasant, making it a perfect location to subdue the evil Articuno.
We must act quickly before that naturally ruthless little black bastard forgets all the elegant combat knowledge he just learned.
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