aircannonsinc Chapter 336: The Princess of Diao relies on her favor to commit crimes
Chapter 336: The Princess of Diao relies on her favor to commit crimes
Chapter 336: The Princess of Diao relies on her favor to commit crimes
Jiang Yuan originally wanted to get rid of Jiang Jian first and then look for the sect leader.
But now that the leader has delivered the goods to my door, it would be a shame not to kill him.
During the selection in the day, Jiang Yuan speculated through the veil that the emperor should be a deformed monster who even needed eunuchs to speak for him.
The current situation is somewhat different from what was expected.
In addition, Dan Taisui, a palace maid, mentioned during a previous conversation that the eunuch in charge had been killed by Xiao Yuer, so this monster should be a mute now.
But just as he was thinking this -
"My beloved concubine."
The tall and thin man stood in front of the large bed with curtains drawn, and said to Concubine Wan inside:
"I am so sad. I was assassinated today. Why didn't you come... to see me?"
Can actually speak.
It's just that the emperor's voice was unpleasant and hoarse, with ripples and echoes. To put it traditionally, it sounded like a heretical curse from the abyss of evil. To put it practically, it sounded like a super subwoofer with the reverb turned up to full blast, full of noise, so electric that people felt uneasy and their heads ached.
Especially Mr. Yu.
As soon as the emperor opened his mouth, the old man's heart began to beat fast and he almost fainted.
Fortunately, Huo Hu brought noise-canceling earplugs and quickly took them out and put them on everyone, which blocked out 90% of the noise.
No wonder the emperor needed eunuchs to speak for him.
It’s not that I can’t say it, but I’m afraid that people will die after listening to it.
The emperor didn't know that Concubine Wan had become a female organ. He walked around the bed and continued to be miserable:
"My beloved, why are you silent? I've been in such a big situation, and everyone else has come, but you haven't. Do you really not care about me?"
The enemy is in the open, I am in the dark, the situation is favorable to the player.
Jiang Yuan used his mouth to signal to everyone: Wait for the opportunity and prepare to take him down with one strike!
But just as he finished speaking, he saw his companions open their eyes wide, the wind whistled in their ears, and a surprise attack came!
BANG---!!!
Clap la la------! ! ! !
The female organ where Jiang Yuan was hiding suddenly exploded, and the human pig stuffed inside was smashed to pieces on the spot, with blood, flesh and intestines spilling out all over the ground.
A deformed baby slipped out of the translucent womb. When the little monster came into contact with air, it opened its mouth in panic, struggled and swayed like a salted fish, and soon lost its life.
Fortunately, Jiang Yuan was quick-witted and bent down in time to hide under the fat-bellied bottle, thus avoiding being exposed.
"My beloved! My beloved!! Why are you ignoring me?! Do you look down on me so much!!!"
The emperor seemed like a different person. He suddenly smashed the female organ, became furious and cursed loudly:
"Okay, okay! You bitch! You wicked woman! You're still ignoring me, right? Do you really think I can't do it without you?! I have three thousand beauties in my harem! I'll go find Concubine Shan, I'll go find Concubine De! And the new Concubine Diao! Which one is not better than you!?"
"I will banish you to the cold palace! Imprison you for life! Imprison you until you die!! Don't regret it when the time comes!!!"
Jiang Yuan: ...Does this have anything to do with me?
The emperor cursed while smashing female organs everywhere. Wherever he went, there was a crash. Human-pig vases were rotten all over the ground, intestines and internal organs were all over the walls, and the palace was in chaos and violence.
The four players hid in the forest of female organs, hiding here and there, running away in agony.
Zhongliang held his head and said: I’ve had enough, let’s do it!
Old Yu gasped: ...I can't run anymore.
Huo Hu also said: If we continue like this, the female organs will be completely broken and we won't be able to hide anymore.
Jiang Yuan: Okay, I'll count to three, two...
Pfft!
Everyone stared: Huh?
What's this commotion?
They hid behind the few remaining jars and looked over quietly. They saw the emperor kneeling in front of the bed, kowtowed and cried:
"My beloved...I was wrong, my beloved, I shouldn't have lost my temper, I was wrong, please forgive me...!"
are you crazy!
The four people saw that the dead emperor was sometimes complaining, sometimes angry, sometimes kneeling and crying, and sometimes crawling and begging. His emotions went up and down like a roller coaster, left and right, crazy and capricious. He performed a one-man show of jumping up and down in front of the bed, catching everyone off guard!
The emperor couldn't stop crying. He crawled on the ground, touched the silk curtain with his withered hands, and secretly and carefully lifted it up like a dog, trying to peek at what his beloved concubine was doing and why she was ignoring him.
But as soon as he saw it, he was exposed.
On the luxurious bed, the imperial concubine he had been thinking about was squeezed in a big-bellied bottle with only her head exposed. She was drooling, her eyes were rolled up, and she looked like an idiot who was dying of pain.
"My beloved!?!"
Everyone thought that he had seen the truth and was going crazy again, ready to jump out and start a fight---!
"My beloved! My beloved!"
But the dog emperor was overjoyed, his eyes sparkling, and he said to the human pig bottle on the bed:
"You actually turned yourself into a female organ for me! You actually love me so much?!!"
"???"
Everyone was confused, but the Dog Emperor was in high spirits. He rushed into the curtain without saying a word and acted recklessly.
Bang!
Bang!
Clank, clank, clank!
The curtains swayed, the shadows surged, and there were grunting sounds. The scene was truly astonishing!
The time has come.
And it’s ripe.
They were so close that even when a line of four of them were standing in front of the bed, the emperor was unaware and was only concerned with his affectionate relationship with his beloved concubine.
Jiang Yuan drew his sword and was about to kill, but was stopped by Huo Hu.
Jiang Yuan:?
Huo Hu raised his head confidently: Mr. Jiang, we are not ancient people, we have hot weapons.
He proudly lifted a plastic bag of plaster.
Jiang Yuan recognized it and realized it was a clay bomb.
A powerful bomb that can be remotely controlled and has extremely strong explosive power. A piece of it, only the size of a fingernail, can blow an adult into pieces, leaving no trace of the body. Huo Hu has prepared a full plastic bag of it.
The fire was full of energy and everyone applauded silently.
【Pa pa pa pa pa! 】
Each of the four people had a clay bomb and stuck them in a circle around the big bed to ensure that the leader of the sect could be killed in one go and there would be no future troubles.
After getting everything ready, everyone slipped out of Wanchun Palace.
three.
two.
One!
Click the big red button!
Detonate!
The white light was blinding, Wanchun Palace expanded violently, burst, and exploded! ! !
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom-------! ! !
At this moment, the emperor exploded and his art was perfected!
Tonight, Zijin City is destined to be restless.
The battle was too smooth. Even until the flames shot up into the sky, the black smoke billowed, and the ground stopped shaking, no one had recovered.
Zhong Liang: "Ah? So it's done? The leader is dead?"
Huo Hu: "......right?"
Old Yu covered his heart and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
But just as he was about to take off his noise-canceling earplugs, he heard Jiang Yuan say:
"Nope."
The Son of God stared into the depths of the raging sea of fire, his brows gradually furrowed.
"He's out."
When everyone looked over, they saw a tall and thin shadow twisting in the brilliant firelight, approaching them from far away.
The golden dragon robe fluttered in the air. The Daqing Emperor, who looked as dry as a corpse, carried the female bottle of Concubine Wan in one hand and slowly stepped out of the sea of fire, step by step. His body was completely unharmed, not even his dragon robe was damaged at all.
This strength is unfathomable.
Zhong Liang was horrified: "What the hell... With so much information, how come nothing happened to him?"
Elder Yu: "After all, he is a sect master-level monster. How could he die so easily?"
In this case, we have no choice but to fight.
However, the gap in strength is so huge that even an explosion cannot kill them. It is very risky to win.
Everyone held their weapons tightly in alertness, but when the emperor saw them, he was neither anxious nor angry, but calm and composed, as if nothing had happened.
The dark eyes first swept over Jiang Yuan, then the other three people one by one. Finally, the emperor sighed and said in a dignified manner:
"I was wondering how there could be such an ugly and vulgar concubine in this world. It turns out she is a player."
Yu Lao:......
Zhong Liang:......
Do you think we like being your concubines?
"I am busy with all kinds of affairs every day, and I am diligent in state affairs. I am not like you gamers, who have chaotic schedules, stay up late playing games, and have bad habits."
The emperor criticized them, "You really shouldn't be digging under someone's bed in the middle of the night and disturbing my good night. It's really rude."
Everyone: "......Then sorry?"
"Just acknowledge your mistake."
The emperor said in a cold and arrogant voice: "There is still half an incense stick left before the morning court session. You can withdraw and go to the Fengtian Hall to accept your punishment."
After he finished speaking, he was too lazy to waste time on the players, so he hugged the silly female concubine and walked past the crowd to leave.
It seemed like he was looking for a palace to have sex again.
But the progress has been pushed to this point, how can we let him go?
"Your Majesty, you are joking. It is not easy for us to come here."
Jiang Yuan drew out his Tang sword, politely blocked the emperor's way, and suggested: "Since your majesty's time is precious, why don't you hand over the Imperial Master Jiang Jian, open the door and let us leave, so that we don't have to bother you any more?"
The emperor did not deny the fact that he was the sect leader, nor did he deny that Jiang Jian was the imperial teacher. He took a deep look at the villain dressed in a torn palace maid's outfit and warned:
"Princess Diao, you are so arrogant because of your favor. I will banish you to the cold palace."
"Your Majesty is so ruthless?"
Sparks flew across the sky, hair flew in the air, Jiang Yuan raised his mouth maliciously, murderous intent flashed in his eyes, and he announced with bared teeth:
"Then don't blame me for being disloyal and destroying your Purple Gold City."