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"Well, Master Changyan, which one do you prefer?"
After hearing Origami Tobiichi's question, Kiyohime turned her head and asked Changyan in a low voice.
As an experienced driver, I would never be stumped by such a question.
Ha, trying to play these tricks on me? You're still too naive, my Kiyohime.
Chang Yan sneered inwardly, extending one hand and clenching it into an arc.
"This kind."
This curve was carefully "discovered" by Chang Yan on a certain part of Kiyohime's body.
At first, Kiyohime didn't react and was a little confused, but when she saw Chang Yan's ambiguous smile and looked down at her own breasts, she immediately realized what was going on and shyly punched Chang Yan's chest with her little fist.
"Really, sir, I'm shy."
Fortunately, fate was merciful. Just when Itsuka Shido was in a dilemma, the person who had fallen down seemed to have come back to life.
"Ahem... Um, is there anyone kind enough to give me a little blood? I will repay you handsomely in the future."
The hapless guy stretched out one hand shakily, but then collapsed weakly to the ground.
"Blood? Could you be a vampire ninja?"
Thinking back to the "culinary master" in his family, Ayumi Aikawa said somewhat uncertainly.
"Cough...no, I am a legitimate viscount vampire. Is there any kind soul who could give me some blood? I feel like I'm about to die."
"You, a viscount, didn't bring any blood packs?"
"...got blown up."
"...Aikawa, why don't you give him some blood? He seems to be really dying."
"Is it okay to feed zombie blood to vampires?"
Chapter 169 The Fury of the Fat Man
(I feel like I'm being targeted; every time I post a picture, it gets deleted.)
(Also, I've said before that there are many wise people now, but I didn't expect that not only are there many wise people, but there are also many blind people. I've emphasized the single female lead so many times, and there are still people posting some wise book reviews, which is making me feel exhausted.)
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In the end, it was Aikawa Ayumu who stretched out his arm, allowing the vampire to suck some of his blood.
"Thank you for the treat, but the taste is a little off. Alright, young man, your name is Aikawa Ayumu, right? I, Viscount Leonard, will certainly repay your kindness in the future, but I have important responsibilities to fulfill right now, so I'll take my leave!"
Leonard elegantly straightened his clothes, then spread a pair of bat wings on his back and flew out of the window he had smashed with a "whoosh".
"For Prince Krul's petite boobs! I, Leonard, am back! Giants and all that are heresy! That chimera must be destroyed!"
These words, coming from Leonard's receding figure, left everyone speechless.
This... is probably a war between the "big breasts" party and the "small breasts" party.
It looks really tragic.
"Um...should we still go?"
Don't you guys think this is more interesting?
"..."
What you said seems to make some sense.
"Then, shall we go take a look?"
"Let's take a look from a distance."
They're all teenagers, so they still have that natural curiosity (and perhaps a desire to die).
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"Get out of here, you vampire! Our Mage Council is protecting this chimera!"
"Shut up! How can such disgusting chimeras survive in a world where Lord Krul is! My brethren, for Lord Krul—charge!"
"For Lord Krul-sama—!" xN
A large group of howling vampires, their eyes glowing red, charged forward.
"Get out of here, you bunch of flat-chested perverts! Don't think we don't know that Lady Clapey is in seclusion. You guys just want to destroy this chimera so that your Lord Krul will not turn into a giant loli when he comes out of seclusion!"
"What's so great about huge breasts! Lady Krul's petite and adorable figure must be flat-chested!"
"Bullshit! Superb!"
The monk spoke earnestly about his hobby.
"Eat shit! You fat, lazy monk, what are you doing at home all day? Do you think any girl would genuinely want to hold your hand?"
Leonard retorted and berated the mage, making the mage's face turn red with anger.
What's wrong with being a fat otaku? What did a fat otaku do wrong? Did a fat otaku eat your rice?
You vampires are all so good-looking because of your good genes, right? Believe me, this mage will go to the shapeshifting department and have a major surgery, and I guarantee you'll be incredibly handsome.
"Aaaaaaah, I'm so angry! I'm going to fuck you all to death!"
The monk was furious, and then he saw several people who had come to watch.
Hmm, where did this person come from?
This was his first thought.
Oh, he's probably not an ordinary person.
This was his second idea.
Wow, these three girls are so pretty!
This was his third idea.
Wait, this unbelievably handsome young man...
The monk was stunned the moment he saw Chang Yan.
That indescribable shadow swirled and twisted within his soul.
Praise was born in his mind.
They danced wildly, singing praises to that great name.
Oh, it cannot be spoken, it cannot be described.
That is by no means the sacred thing you understand.
That is by no means the terror of existence in this world.
Ah, how holy! How holy!
Strange words, like prayer, kept echoing in his mind.
This reminded him of everything he had seen after the massive prophecy spell he performed with many mages during the "Time of Loss" incident.
Ahhh~, how wonderful.
A shadow seemed to appear on his face.
Who am I?
He blurted out those words without even realizing it.
"Captain, what's wrong with you?"
A monk seemed to notice that something was wrong with him and asked him what was wrong.
"It's nothing, just a little too excited. Alright, hasn't Team Two finished their gathering mission yet?"
"Hmm...it seems they've been entangled with the area's administrator, Rias Gremory, and her retinue."
"What? Why are they being entangled with?"
“I don’t know either. Everything was fine at first, but after hearing the testimony of the inventor of the chimera, the lost demon, a little white-haired girl over there suddenly went berserk.”
Why did he lose his temper?
"It's said... by that lost demon that flat-chested beings are unwanted..."
Although he agreed with the statement, he would beat him to death if he actually said it aloud.
Among the mages, there are also a lot of women with small breasts.
Rather, it's more accurate to say that there are very few people with good figures.
He was obsessed with reading books and researching fast food every day. When he saw that he had gained a lot of weight, he immediately opted for a modified version of "liposuction". Well, he lost a lot of fat and became thinner, but his figure... well, it's no wonder it's not good.
In other words, if they hadn't brought this chimera back, their fate would have been... well, you know...
"These perverted vampires are really annoying, they should be dragged out and shot. Take a few people and go support them, make sure to take that chimera away. I'll hold them off here."
"What? Captain, you're all alone? Don't be reckless!"
"Don't worry, I'm confident. Hurry up and go! If we don't take that, who knows if those menopausal lolis will stuff us into the lab."
"...Then I'm leaving, Captain, take care."
The captain was given a look of reverence, as if he were a martyr, and the other mages flew away.
Although no one will die, they will definitely be drained dry.
But will those vampires suck the blood of fat otaku to death?
"Well, they're finally gone. Now, let you experience it for yourselves—"
"The gifts our Lord has given us."
The monk spoke his last sentence very softly, but his words were filled with fervor.
"Shadow Clone".
The monk's shadow rose to the ground.
Judging by physique alone, he is exactly the same size as the mage.
"Ha, let me show you what double casting looks like! Eat my fireballs 50 times in a row! Wahahahahahaha! Feel the rage of this fat otaku!"
"Boom, boom, boom, boom -"
And so, Chang Yan and the others witnessed a scene where a bunch of handsome male and beautiful vampires were blown away amidst the maniacal laughter of a fat, nerdy guy.
Unfortunately, Leonard was blasted away again, landing right at Aikawa Ayumu's feet.
"Hey, young man, we meet again. It seems we really are destined to meet."
Leonard fell to the ground, smiling as he greeted Ayumu Aikawa.
"Tell me, left hand or right hand?"
Chapter 170 The Domain of Hatred
(Quick, give me all your good luck! I want to pull Herrscher of Reason. If I get her, I might be in a good mood and update the chapter more.)
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"As expected, you understand me best, young man. It seems our meeting was perhaps guided by fate. Although the taste is still a bit strange."
"...Because I'm a zombie."
"Haha, kid, stop with your chuunibyou. I've seen zombies before. Those guys reek of death, they're awful, and their blood has long since dried up, so they're undrinkable."
Leonard laughed, apparently mistaking Aikawa Ayumu for a somewhat capable but immature teenager.
Boys are all like that, it's just being a bit immature. I was like that back in the day too.
Then his father remained silent, simply photographing all of his childish antics. At the time, he didn't think much of it, but now that he thinks about it...
Oh my god, how embarrassing! Who is this person?! I don't know him! I have nothing to do with him! This isn't me!