Genshin Impact: My roommate and I became funny Hilichurls

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The four of them stopped, panting heavily.

Qingyu wiped his sweat: "Done!"

Zhang Chu put away the thunder hammer: "Now she should be able to listen to people properly."

Er Kang folded up the stool: "Wouldn't it have been better to do this earlier?"

Gu Qian scratched his head: "She's not dead, is she?"

A high-frequency vibration suddenly filled the air.

The fallen body of General Thunder suddenly burst forth with dazzling lightning, and purple energy ripples spread rapidly like ripples on the surface of water.

Before anyone could react, the entire castle tower was instantly swallowed up by pure darkness, like an overturned ink bottle.

"A pure land in my heart." Zhang Chu's voice echoed in the void.

"She dragged us into her mental world."

In the instant the darkness receded like a tide, everyone found themselves standing in the ancient Inazuma Castle, a castle built from memories.

Lei Yingdian held her dream in her hand, and the lightning flowing on the blade made her face appear to be in alternating light and shadow.

"Oh, the homebody girl is finally willing to move her hands and feet."

Er Kang flicked the electric sparks off his insulated gloves.

"Wouldn't you be bored hiding in the Pure Land for five hundred years?"

Thunder patterns surged in Lei Yingdian's eyes, and he transformed into purple lightning as he launched a surprise attack.

The blade of light that Mengzi unleashed tore tiny black cracks in the very space.

Er Kang's hands, clad in special gloves, firmly gripped the god's blade, the insulating material rubbing intensely against the lightning element, sparking dazzling flames.

"How can it be?!"

Lei's pupils suddenly contracted.

Her blade, which had once shattered demons, was now blocked by a pair of comical rubber gloves.

"We are—"

Zhang Chu's thunder hammer suddenly attacked from the side.

"—I came here specifically to wake you up!"

The hammer, crackling with lightning, slammed into Lei Yingdian's face, sending her flying.

The god's body crashed through three familiar attics before finally coming to a stop.

"Terrible movie!"

Zhang Chu walked over, stepping on the ruins.

"Your pure land of mind can indeed manifest your will—"

Qingyu suddenly leaped out of the dust, his nunchucks precisely wrapping around Lei Yingdong's wrist, which was holding a knife: "But we never intended to fight on your home turf!"

"Varied……?"

Before Lei Yingdian could react, Zhang Chu had already grabbed her by the neck and pulled her backward.

The lightning hammer slammed heavily into the ground, shattering the space like glass with spiderweb-like cracks.

"Us—"

Gu Qian's baseball bat delivered the final blow.

"—We're going to drag the introverted girl out into the sun!"

With a crisp shattering sound, the five of them fell together into the ruins of the castle tower in the real world.

When Ying looked up while performing CPR on General Lei Dian, she was so shocked that she almost crushed the general's chest:

"How did you manage to drag Lei's movies into this?!"

The sunlight of the real world shone on Lei Yingdian's pale face. For the first time in five hundred years, she felt—the breath of the wind, the sound of the waves, the Thunder General lying on the ground, and... the shadows of four Hilichurls rubbing their hands together.

"wait wait wait!"

Paimon panicked and spun around in the air.

"You guys really want to fight Thor?!"

The four-person group had already formed an encirclement formation.

Er Kang pulled out a second pair of insulated gloves, Qing Yu's nunchucks sparked, Gu Qian's baseball bat was engraved with "Cure Eternity", and Zhang Chu's thunder hammer was overclocking and charging.

The wolf king's mechanical voice came from the clouds.

"According to Chapter 3, Article 7 of the Teyvat Divine Re-education Manual, this act is called: the Correction of Love."

Lei's eyes trembled as he reached for his waist—his dreams were nowhere to be found.

For the first time, she showed a look of panic: "Who exactly are you...?"

Qingyu held his dream wholeheartedly, a bright smile on his face.

“We think you have a body, so we’re going to teach you a lesson…”

"It'll be quick, and it won't hurt—"

"—Yeah, right!"

The four shouted in unison, and their fists and feet rained down like a storm.

On the rooftop of a distant shrine, the goddess Shinko, biting into a fried tofu, laughed heartily, "Oh my, this is truly... a once-in-a-century spectacle!"

Ying and Paimon huddled in a corner of the castle tower, trembling as they watched the scene unfold before them.

So... when a group of four wants to beat someone up, it's this scary?

Erkang braced Lei Yingdian's arms from behind, a cold smile playing on his lips: "Don't move, General~"

"You... dare to—"

Lei's voice trembled with anger, but before he could finish speaking—

Qingyu delivered a powerful right hook to Lei Yingdian's face, causing her head to snap to one side and a trickle of blood to escape from the corner of her mouth.

Immediately afterwards, a left hook slammed heavily into his abdomen. Lei Yingdong groaned, his body instinctively trying to curl up, but Er Kang held him firmly, preventing him from moving.

Er Kang asked with a smile.

“But the people of Inazuma will suffer longer than you.”

After saying that, he abruptly released one of Lei Yingdian's arms, grabbed her right wrist, and executed a clean over-the-shoulder throw—

Lei's body crashed heavily to the ground, instantly cracking the floor of the castle tower and sending shards of stone flying.

She coughed up blood, her vision went black, and before she could recover, Er Kang had already grabbed her arm and violently thrown her into the air!

Lei Yingdian barely opened his eyes in mid-air. In his field of vision, Zhang Chu's thunder hammer was already brimming with violent lightning, and it was expanding at a terrifying speed—

"boom--!!!"

The hammer struck Lei Yingdian squarely, sending her plummeting like a meteor as she crashed back to the ground, creating a huge crater.

"Cough cough..."

Lei was coughing violently, and blood spilled from the corner of his mouth.

She tried to prop herself up, but the excruciating pain made her arms tremble uncontrollably, rendering her powerless.

Just then, a huge shadow loomed over her—

"boom--!!!"

Gu Qian descended from the sky and delivered a powerful elbow strike to Lei Yingdian's chest!

The ground collapsed completely, and the shockwave overturned the ruins of the castle tower.

Lei Yingdian lay at the bottom of the pit, his pupils dilated, blood gushing from the corner of his mouth, and even breathing became difficult.

The four stood at the edge of the pit, looking down at the once arrogant god.

"Now……"

Zhang Chu squatted down, and Lei Chui gently tapped Lei Yingdian's forehead.

"Can we talk this over properly?"

Lei's lips trembled, and finally, he slowly closed his eyes.

—She lost.

Chapter 46 Lightning True

Lei Yingdian lay quietly in the ruins of the castle tower, her long purple hair scattered on the broken bricks and stones.

Her eyes were closed, her chest rose and fell slightly, and there was still blood on the corner of her mouth.

"I lost......"

Her voice was soft.

"Do as you please."

It was eerily quiet.

Only the faint sound of waves crashing on the shore in the distance, and the mournful sound of the wind blowing through the ruins, could be heard.

Lei's movie is waiting.

She had experienced countless battles and knew what the loser deserved—to be sealed away, to be killed, or to be enshrined in a statue...

But the anticipated end has yet to come.

"Pure Land...disillusionment..."

She murmured to herself, her slender fingers unconsciously gripping the rubble beneath her.

The mental barrier built over five hundred years has been shattered today by four Hilichurls in the most brutal way.

After a while, Lei finally couldn't help but open his eyes.