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But Buqu felt it was sturdy enough, but the next second, Xiafei brought over the wood she had prepared to build the house, her eyes narrowed, and with a swift movement, she brought down the knife...
They simply tore the wood apart by hand.
Buqu pretended to be stunned, but in the end he was still determined to succeed, which was actually due to his own laziness.
Seeing that her two younger sisters were doing things their own way, Xiafei nodded helplessly.
The three Little Red Riding Hood princesses are building a house here, and then we move on to the next scene.
The stepmothers of the three little princesses also made an appearance.
When the stepmother appeared, all the girls burst out laughing.
A snow-white figure, small in stature but big in mind, looked like he hadn't woken up yet, and the impatience on his face was probably not feigned.
The vicious, triumphant, and indomitable older sister is actually the stepmother who plays the three princesses.
Well... how about that king come with us?
Washington bowed his head before malice.
Washington was practically playing himself, portraying the kingdom's royal lawyer.
He said impatiently and maliciously, "So, if these three guys survive, I won't be able to have all of the king's inheritance, right? I'll only get a quarter?"
Washington nodded slightly: "Yes, Your Majesty."
"What if we kill them?"
"As long as no one knows, it's all yours."
The wicked one thought to himself: "I see. Go find my Wolf General, he has a mission... have him clean up properly."
"Yes, Your Majesty."
The audience below the stage was laughing so hard they could hardly stand it. First, there was the precocious and wicked mother, and then the original cause of killing the princess was driven by jealousy of her beauty, which inexplicably turned into a dispute over inheritance rights.
This is like turning a fairy tale into a modern version of a family inheritance drama.
However, the effect of navigation 4 is quite good, and the casting of Richelieu is also quite good. They all played themselves and did not seem stiff.
However, it was quite surprising that the villain could portray such a sleepy and impatient character. Could the villain's acting skills really be that good?
Faced with everyone's doubts, Joan of Arc explained, "Actually, it's mainly because, in order to make the show "Evil" have this effect, Richelieu made Evil stay up for two days and two nights."
Is Richelieu the devil?
Everyone looked like they'd seen a ghost.
Joan of Arc remarked, "Actually, this kind of thing is commonplace for Malicious. She's often dragged into playing games by Long Island or Jean Bart, and they can play for an entire night, or even three days and three nights. So she's developed the habit of being able to sleep and stay up all night whenever she wants..."
The audience answered their questions, and the performance continued on stage, with Shen Tong, playing the Big Bad Wolf, making his appearance.
With a little modification, a fox's tail could be used as a wolf's tail, and you could even buy it.
However, her outfit was quite interesting: a white dress, black knee-high stockings, black silk arm warmers, a hood, wolf ears, and glasses on her nose—it was quite cute.
She looks...much younger.
"General Wolf, now is the time for you to offer your heart for the empire!"
The evil one looked at the divine power with a serious expression.
A perfectly timed fervor flickered in Shentong's eyes: "Could it be that my long-awaited battle, which I've been training for a thousand days, is finally about to be put to use?"
"Which country is so blind? Let me go and wipe them out!"
The wicked man gave an awkward yet polite smile: "They're my three stepdaughters. I want you to help me get rid of them..."
"Why is it this job again...?"
The divine power visibly became dejected, and its tail, which had been wagging, drooped listlessly.
"Don't say that. How can you say it's 'again'? Besides, aren't you serving your country?"
His malevolent gaze darted around as he spoke deceptively.
Who knew that Shen Tong would start to argue: "How is it not again? Last time you wanted me to build a swimming pool to escape the heat, and I took people to build it. Then you wanted a candy house, and I built that too. Happy pool and potato chip forest, I made them all perfectly... Some newcomers even thought that I, the Great General of the Empire, was not a general, but someone in charge of infrastructure, from the national civil engineering department!"
Upon hearing this, the wicked one felt even more embarrassed; it seemed like it was their fault...
But how could Her Majesty the Queen admit it? So she coughed maliciously: "Ahem... Actually, there are deeper meanings behind all these things."
Shen Tong looked at Mali with a gaze that seemed to say, "You have no profound meaning whatsoever; you're just a pleasure-seeking bastard."
His malicious face couldn't hold back any longer: "Look, our late king has passed away, and we're in a period of decline. So, we need to be stable and develop slowly, making a fortune quietly, you know? Only by giving the impression that our country is failing can we get away with it."
Although I know the saying "pretending to be weak to fool others," you'd better appear weak on the surface but actually be strong, because the problem is we're really trash.
You're already indulging in extravagance? You're hopeless, just waiting to die.
However, since he was still a servant of the kingdom, he had no choice but to obey the orders of his capricious queen.
Then the scene shifts to the outside of the three houses. After a period of construction, the houses for the three little princesses are finally completed.
Looking at the triumphant figure dancing in the courtyard, Shen Tong said expressionlessly, "I'm here to kill you."
"...Huh?"
Triumph recognized the general, and upon hearing this, Triumph was somewhat confused: "Why?"
"It was merely Her Majesty's order..."
Then it was a chase, a escape, and in triumph, she entered the thatched hut, unable to escape.
With a blank expression, Shen Tong pulled out a large fan with three big characters written on it!
Banana leaf fan.
With a sudden flick of his magic, the thatched hut was blown away.
Triumphantly fled, while Shen Tong remained unhurried; after all, they were both meat on the chopping block, it was simply a matter of time before one of them died.
As expected, Unyielding was asleep, but Triumph used his own key to open her door.
Inside the room, Buqu, still lying on the bed, looked completely bewildered: "What happened?"
"Sarilang! Sarilang!"
Triumphantly, panting, he quickly recounted the whole story.
After hearing this, Buqu, though also frightened, comforted her, saying, "It's alright, my house isn't a thatched hut, it won't be blown down."
Triumphantly, he felt a little relieved.
But you can't blow it down... Shen Tong simply started the fire without any expression.
The beaver squad in the audience temporarily acted as firefighters to prevent the fire from growing larger.
For this stage play, they even borrowed Akashi's large range hood and installed it directly on the ceiling, so all the black smoke was sucked away.
Inside, the triumphant and the indomitable faced each other in bewilderment.
"Don't you feel a little hot?"
"like……"
"Fire! Run!"
And so, a similar scenario played out once again, with Triumph and Indomitable rushing to their eldest sister's house, which was also Xiafei's house.
Seeing her two terrified sisters, Xiafei comforted them, "Don't worry, my house is very powerful."
Is your house fireproof?
"It's not a fireproof issue for her, she's the kind of person who's very special... well, you'll find out soon enough."
When they arrived at the house, although it was a brick and tile house, it was still fireproof enough to force them out. So, with his supernatural powers, he demolished the house and then came over with firewood.
But the next second, a basin of water was poured down, drenching the flames in the water.
"Why is there still water?!"
Inside the house, Xiafei calmly sipped her tea: "How about a fire protection system? How about a security system? How about an explosion-proof and antimatter defense system? And also, how about a house with a radiation protection system and a built-in air purification system?"
"Is this your house, or a strategic defense base?!" Even Shentong was breached.
After a basin of water, the automatic defense system starts firing at you.
"Isn't this the princess? Even though she's been kicked out, she still needs to be careful... Why are you all looking at me like that?"
As Xiafei calmly explained, she felt the adoring gazes of the two little princesses.
Both projects have a seven-day construction time, but you're so much better at it.
"And look at you, look at yourself, you don't look like a general at all." Xiafei started his verbal attack.
He's clearly a disciple of Conan and Naruto.
First, he used Conan-style verbal sparring to make the opponent cry and kneel on the ground in deep regret. Then, he used Naruto's verbal sparring to turn the opponent into an ally.
Nagato and Obito immediately recognized his expertise.
In short, after that, the Big Bad Wolf's supernatural powers directly joined the protagonist's team, which is truly a cause for celebration.
"Where are all your amazing gadgets? Bring them out. We've got four people now, let's get ready to start."
Xiafei asked.
With her hands on her hips, Shen Tong declared confidently, "Isn't this a case of being three times stronger when you turn evil and three times weaker when you turn good? Now that I've joined the protagonist's team, my game items have been banned by the GM."
"Where did you come from, some knock-off online game..." Xia Fei frowned. "Never mind, it's alright. I still have the support of the people these past few years."
"When the time comes, I will raise my arm and ten thousand people will respond. How wonderful it will be to take the head of that wicked queen mother!"
Joffre became increasingly excited as she spoke: "Kill the wicked! Seize the castle!"
Unyielding and Triumph also shouted happily, "Kill the wicked! Seize the castle!"
The supernatural being, not understanding why, also joined in the shouting.
The audience below the stage were laughing hysterically.
I thought it was Little Red Riding Hood, but it turned out to be Snow White, then it became the Three Little Pigs, and now what is it?
Make the naval guns fly?
In short, it's completely nonsensical.
What followed was a magnificent battle scene (referring to four little girls with prop swords and one little girl with prop swords fighting).
There was also the horrific scene, and the thought-provoking shouts and dialogues (referring to the protagonist's signature witty remarks).
Finally, with Xiafei's shout, "Why are you so strong? Because this is love!", everything came to a close.
What an incredible plot!
Even though the show was over, the audience still looked like they'd seen a ghost. What did I just see?
It was really fun... but what did I actually watch?
“The thoughts of Archbishop Richelieu… are truly beyond the comprehension of ordinary people…”
Zhenhai carefully chose his words and sincerely expressed his feelings to Joan of Arc.
Low emotional intelligence, what kind of script did you write?
Your emotional intelligence is exceptional; your story is beyond the reach of ordinary people.
Joan of Arc silently covered her face. She had initially trusted Richelieu quite a bit, but now…
This is a typical example of a screenwriter who is okay in the beginning, but then starts to go completely off the rails later on.
Looking down at Richelieu in the audience, she was clapping and cheering with tears in her eyes.
Anyone who didn't know better would think this was some kind of epic, timeless masterpiece.
In short, amidst laughter and cheers, the final stage play came to a close, and it was time to announce the rankings and awards.
Chapter 557 The World of the Big Blue Mackerel and Little Jiajia's Injury is Completed
Ren Shuo, surrounded by Tiancheng and Yixian, came onto the stage.
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