Azur Lane Under the Stars

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Hmm... on the trellis? In short, it's very comical.

Under the trellis of vines was Littorio, dressed in very simple clothes with patches on them, clearly a very simple farmer.

"Pfft... I can't hold back anymore, this is the first time I've ever seen Littorio dressed like this!"

Giulio Caesar and Trento couldn't hold back any longer, and probably couldn't be bothered to hold back anymore, so they started laughing unrestrainedly.

Veneto, on the other hand, seemed somewhat confused.

Huh? Why are you laughing? Am I the only one who thinks Littorio looks pretty good in this?

"...Wasn't it supposed to be 'Calabash Brothers'? Weren't there seven calabashes? How come there are only three?" Chapaev, sitting next to Yorktown, was bewildered.

“Because there aren’t enough actors, there are only three gourds… let’s just say there are seven.” Yorktown said without batting an eye.

"No, you've already lent people out, isn't that enough?"

Yorktown retorted confidently, "That's precisely because we've fallen to the point of having to borrow books from others that we don't have enough!"

"Alright, alright, let's watch the show."

To be honest, Littorio's performance on stage was so lifeless, I don't know if he had given up on himself or what, but his performance was completely lifeless except for his eyes.

The three little ones are also quite mischievous.

When Santiago and the Bat Spirit played by Santiago Jr. drag Littorio away.

The three gourds hanging on the shelf were making increasingly loud noises.

"Grandpa! Grandpa!"

When you were calling out, shouldn't you have been extremely anxious? What's with this impatience, schadenfreude, and the uncontrollable upward turn of your lips?

Well, they're just kids, let's not be too demanding. As long as everyone's happy.

Watching Spence wriggle around like a maggot, following Saratoga and the mackerel, and happily calling out "Grandpa" to the character played by Littorio.

Fletcher, sitting in the audience, looked like a grown-up and even shed tears of emotion.

Look how well my sister acted.

After Littorio was captured, the three little ones couldn't wait any longer and jumped down one after another.

The audience was stunned. Wait a minute, shouldn't they be feeding one by one? Why are they suddenly teaming up to fight?

Saratoga waved his hand, his clothes were red, and there was a red gourd on his head, making him look very festive.

"Comrades! We must unite! That damned snake demon has kidnapped our grandfather! Rage, comrades! We will unite! We will prevail!"

Spence, with his green gourd, and the big blue mackerel, with his blue gourd, both of them seemed to be in a daze, looking very proud and ready to move on to the next scene.

"...These are lines written by your Northern Alliance, right?"

Ren Shuo looked at Chapaev; this feeling was all too familiar.

Chapaev looked completely innocent: "No, the lines were all made up by Cleveland."

"Could Cleveland really be that aware?" Ren Shuo didn't believe it at all.

Ren Shuo would believe that Cleveland could write something like "Knights, charge!" but this is clearly a pre-war mobilization effort by the Northern Union or the Eastern Empire.

“The dialogue instruction was handled by Bellarose,” Yorktown said with an awkward smile.

I was only away from it for one afternoon, how did it all turn into the rising star of Calabash Brothers?

outrageous.

Anyway, the show was very well done, with constant laughter from the audience.

Wait, where's our Anbao?

Ren Shuo frowned. "Why do I remember An Bao was also in the crew? Could she have been just a minor character later on?"

The curtain rises once again, and the scene has changed from the courtyard of the farmhouse to a mountain made of artificial hills, with a large iron gate in the middle with three big characters written on it!

Amidst the towering clouds.

Uh-huh?!

Wait a minute?! Your monster lives in Jueyun Realm?

Even calling it Jueyun Cave sounds down-to-earth.

"Go, knock on the door!"

Saratoga, with an imposing presence, stood at about 1.8 meters tall. With a wave of his hand, he directed his underling Spence to open the door.

"oh oh."

Spence nodded blankly, then strode over to the door and knocked three times loudly.

Then he took out a large megaphone and said, "Open the door! We're here to check the water meter!"

"Idiot!" the mackerel roared. "We're here to take people back, not to check the water meter!"

"Oh... Open the door! Let them in!"

Spence knocked on the door again.

When the gate opened again, two cannon fodder-level bat spirit powerhouses, the two Santiagos, ran out with silly grins.

"Big mackerel, come to my side! Cricket Phoenix! Get out of here!" Saratoga sneered.

Da Feng, sitting in the audience, was a little confused. What does this have to do with me? Are those two idiots in front of you Da Feng and Xiao Feng?

Then, unsurprisingly, according to the script, within a single round, both Santiago and Santiago were cut down from their horses.

Then the two silly girls shook themselves on the ground a couple of times, just like grass carp that had left the water and come ashore.

The girls in the audience, including Santiago, couldn't bear to watch. Why was Santiago, who was usually such a goofball, acting like this on stage...?

Low emotional intelligence, is he an idiot?

In terms of emotional intelligence, you can rival Theresa May.

In short, with the narrator's soft voice, the group finally arrived inside the cave.

Everyone burst into laughter upon seeing this.

Littorio, looking utterly hopeless, was bound hand and foot and hung upside down in the middle of the stage like a dumpling, while Lafite, who served as a guard and didn't utter a single line throughout the entire performance... was actually sleeping while hugging a wine bottle...

However, amidst the intense gazes of all the Eagle Union ship girls, Anchorage made her appearance.

She wore a dark green bikini with colorful sequins, revealing a large expanse of snow-white skin and her alluring body. Her original twin ponytails were now styled into a snake-like hairstyle, which did not look bad at all, but rather had a unique charm.

The originally elastic and slightly plump thighs were now stuffed into a large fake snake tail...

"So Anbao is playing a snake spirit!" Ren Shuo suddenly realized, then squinted his eyes to admire her. Hmm, she really is very alluring, and also very slender.

However, it was that incredibly innocent face that was a bit distracting.

"Anbao! My dear Anbao!"

"awsl!"

"So cute! Look at the camera! Look at the camera!"

The Eagle Union ship girls below went completely mad, even leaving Anchorage above somewhat bewildered.

There's no way around it; in the entire White Eagle Union, Enterprise and Anchorage are the most favored, like two little angels.

When the mom fans below saw Anchorage like this, they were all incredibly excited.

"Ahem! Hey! That damned snake demon! Release our grandfather right now! Otherwise, we, the Seven Calabash Sisters, will not be so polite!" Saratoga hurriedly said.

Anchorage also realized what was happening: "What about your remaining four sisters? Let them all come out! Don't say I'm bullying you!"

What was originally a fierce statement sounded like children playing around in Anchorage's mouth.

"Hmph, you don't understand. There are three of the Seven Calabash Sisters. Isn't that normal? Just like there are five of the Four Dark Kings!"

Anchorage was a little confused. Wait a minute, that's not how the lines are supposed to go. Shouldn't it be that you all come one by one, each of you playing several roles, and I fight you all, and then you combine into one person to defeat me?

Also, if four becomes five, it should be stronger, so why did you become less?

Looking at Saratoga's short stature, Anchorage understood.

Does this mean that concentrated essence is the best?

The atmosphere suddenly turned cold, and Anchorage remained silent.

The main problem is that without a script, she doesn't know how to respond.

Chapter 555 What is a ship girl drama troupe?

Lexington was utterly helpless as the stage suddenly went quiet.

Little Jiajia, what are you doing? Why do you have to add so much drama to yourself? Look, you've completely confused Anchorage.

However, Saratoga, though a bit mischievous, was still quite quick-witted. Seeing that Anchorage didn't know how to respond, she immediately steered the conversation back on her own.

"Hmph, enough talk, let's get started!"

Anchorage suddenly realized what was happening and adopted a serious, prepared demeanor.

On the contrary, Littorio suffered a stroke.

Hey, hey, hey, if you're going to fight, just do it already. Why are you adding all this drama? Oh my god, isn't it you guys who are hanging upside down here? Don't you get tired of it?

Littorio felt that his lifelong reputation was ruined.

Looking at my colleagues below, who were pointing at me and gloating over my misfortune, I felt that my future was bleak.

She finally understood that her secrets were out in the open. Regardless of her personality or what she said, which ship girl with her own commander wasn't a commander fan?

At most, she'd be teased by her best friend, and that would be the end of it. She could then openly start competing with her sister Veneto for men.

Now look what's happened! Men, men, you can't just jump in and grab things; you have to do it step by step. Otherwise, you'll lose face too.

It's really tough, you know?

Seeing Littorio's utterly dejected expression, Veneto clapped his hands, looking quite pleased with himself.

"Look, Littorio acted very well. He portrayed the feeling of being kidnapped and helpless so vividly."

The Empire nodded emphatically: "Littorio is truly amazing!"

Unlike the two naive and innocent sisters, the ship girls from the Sardinian Empire around them all showed subtle smiles.

Veneto, you know, is it possible... that this wasn't acted?

Regardless of the diverse reactions from the audience, the performers on stage still gave their best.

According to previous rehearsals, even the fight scenes had been rehearsed.

Therefore, Anchorage doesn't need to worry about taking down several Calabash Brothers ship girls with a single punch.

The original script was that Saratoga would yell, then jump up and punch herself, dodge it, and then gently blow on herself, pretending to be injured. Spence and the mackerel were similar.

Only at the very end will he say that the snake spirit is too strong, and ask, "Senior, lend me your power!"

Then synthesize the Calabash Brothers, casually exchange a couple of blows, shout "That's awesome!", and then all you have to do is lie on the ground.

But Saratoga has a lot of tricks up her sleeve. Thinking about how she just deviated from the script and made the ship girls in the audience cheer and laugh, she thought that if she did that a few more times, wouldn't she be able to get first place directly?

So, she deviated from the script again.

The script is about jumping around, right?

Hmph, a true aircraft carrier dares to face difficult challenges head-on...

So Saratoga chose Musou.

The problem is, you're not that triple-red Assassin, nor are you that assassin who leaps from the church roof over haystacks...

As a result, Anchorage panicked and subconsciously activated One-Punch Man mode.

Although Saratoga is an aircraft carrier and a very strong one, she is practically useless in close combat, especially when she encounters an unreasonable research ship, which is also a heavy cruiser.

Then, Anchorage demonstrated what it means to take down a kid with a single punch, knocking out Spence, Big Macaroni, and Saratoga on stage.

Then Anchorage stood on the stage, raising his fist blankly, and surveyed the audience below.