157 Strange Metropolis
157 Strange Metropolis
The moment he saw the BB slot machine coming out, Jiang Yihong suddenly felt as if he had cerebral palsy.
I have a headache~~
"Hey, can you stop using this thing? Can you just use the BB hormone?" Jiang Yihong shouted.
BB hormones are limited edition, so you can’t give them to seniors casually!” BB closed one eye and smiled.
Jiang Yihong immediately hugged Miyamoto Musashi, turned around and left: "Let's leave this cheater alone."
"Oh, senior, are you going to leave directly? Then BB-chan will have to help senior rock the stick!"
After saying this, BB Jiang used her slender white fingers to hold the joystick of the BB slot machine.
"Wait!" Jiang Yihong immediately turned around and stopped him.
"Damn it, you are determined to trick me, aren't you!" Jiang Yihong shouted.
"BB-chan is an advanced auxiliary AI, how could he trick his seniors!" BB said with a sinister smile.
"Ha, in that case, rather than letting you trick me, I might as well take my destiny into my own hands!" Jiang Daohong shouted.
Then he pushed the petite BB away, causing BB to stomp the ground twice angrily with a bulging face.
Jiang Yihong grasped the joystick of the BB slot machine uneasily.
He prayed in his heart: "Give me good luck!"
Snapped!
Jiang Yihong pulled down the joystick with all his strength.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang 08!
The three patterns on the BB slot machine immediately rotated.
"Good luck, bad luck, bad luck!" Jiang Yihong roared.
Miyamoto Musashi also found it very interesting. He stood behind him and cheered together, shouting: "Good luck, good luck, good luck!"
00......
After a while, the slot machine stopped spinning.
I saw that the three patterns above all turned into the same orange pattern.
Jiang Yihong was confused for a moment and said: "BB, what kind of Buff do these three oranges represent?"
BB-chan then covered her mouth and laughed evilly.
Jiang Yihong couldn't help but have an ominous premonition at this time.
"The Buff represented by the three results is that the senior has gained the speed-slowing effect! The senior will be able to walk as slow as a turtle within two hours!" BB laughed.
"Damn! Sure enough, it's okay! Sure enough, I think it's better to kill you first before starting the Holy Grail War!" Jiang Yihong cursed angrily.
Then he reached out to pinch BB's neck, but BB suddenly disappeared, leaving only a sound.
"Congratulations to my senior on a prosperous martial arts career and victory in the first battle!"
"Damn it!" Jiang Yihong cursed.
"Let's go, Musashi-chan, let's go detect the enemy's situation!" Jiang Yihong shouted.
Then Jiang Yihong put his hands in his pockets and walked very slowly. It took ten minutes to walk ten meters.
Miyamoto Musashi walked away more than ten meters several times and ran back to wait for him.
Finally, she couldn't help but ask: "Master, why are you walking so slowly? Do you have any special intention?"
Jiang Yihong scratched his head and said, "Didn't you hear that just now? That big-breasted and black schoolgirl added a buff to me! A buff that makes me walk slower!"
"Ah? I just thought you were flirting again and joking with each other, but I didn't expect it to be true...
Then why would she add this kind of Buff to you..." Miyamoto Musashi said confused.
"You ask me, who am I asking? So I say she is a scammer!" Jiang Yihong cursed.
"Hahaha." Miyamoto Musashi laughed naively.
In this way, the two of them walked in the bustling city, and Miyamoto Musashi strode with high spirits. Although she had to come back and walk with Jiang Yihong again from time to time, she was really excited at this time.
Jiang Yihong looked around.
I found that there was no one around, and the vigorous celebrations in the whole city were actually coming from these huge TV screens suspended on the walls and in the air.
The scenes inside are endless parades, various celebrations, and the laughter and laughter of all kinds of people.
But there was no living person around.
"Hey, Musashi-chan, didn't you find anything wrong?" Jiang Yihong asked.
"No, if you ask me I don't know, because I don't know what a metropolis is like!" Miyamoto Musashi said with a naive smile.
"..." Jiang Yihong was speechless.
"You have really maintained your image of a village girl to the end..."
Then, they arrived in front of a restaurant.
"Master, I'm hungry!" Miyamoto Musashi said.
"Do you want to go in and eat? Yes, but I didn't see the waiter at all?" Jiang Yihong asked confused.
Jiang Yihong looked at the cake on the table in front of him and was suddenly confused.
Why didn't I see the waiter, but the food was served...
He looked around. There were a total of sixty seats in this open-air restaurant, but now they were all empty.
Only the picture on the wall showed everyone laughing and laughing in the restaurant.
Jiang Yihong scratched his head, completely confused as to what was going on.
But the foodie Miyamoto Musashi didn't think so much, but ate hungrily. As soon as she finished eating and it wasn't enough, she shouted to the inside of the restaurant: "One more!"
Miraculously, before long, there was actually an extra meal on her table.
Jiang Yihong became confused.
Is it possible that I cannot see these characters?
Just as Jiang Yihong was confused, Miyamoto Musashi said: "I have grasped the opponent's position, Master!"
"Huh?" Jiang Yihong was suddenly surprised.
"Humph! I'm not wandering around mindlessly, Master!" Miyamoto Musashi said sternly.
“I’m reading information on my phone every minute!”
"Real or fake? I can't tell at all." Jiang Yihong said speechlessly.
"It's true!" Miyamoto Musashi laughed awkwardly.
"Okay, then where is the opponent you mentioned?" Jiang Yihong asked.
"I sense she's there!"
"Perception... It doesn't matter if you collect intelligence..." Jiang Yihong said speechlessly.
"Ahem! It does matter! Trust me, Master, ahem!" Miyamoto Musashi said reluctantly.
"Okay, okay, I believe you, but can you please stop calling me Master? It's awkward." Jiang Yihong said.
"But I don't know your name! Should I call you senior..." Miyamoto Musashi said with a naive smile107.
"Uh, sorry, it's my fault. My name is Jiang Yihong."
"Hehe, Jiang Yihong, please give me your advice!" Miyamoto Musashi smiled.
Then, Jiang Yihong, led by Miyamoto Musashi in an almost random way of finding his way, got lost more than a dozen times, walked into dead ends seven or eight times, and finally came to a retro island-style bar.
"Jiang Yihong, look, this is it!" Miyamoto Musashi smiled.
Immediately, Jiang Yihong walked in.
The situation inside is similar to the outside, the decoration is very festive, and every table is filled with sumptuous food and beer, as if someone is really eating it.
"This seems to be a gathering place!" Miyamoto Musashi said.
She also stole a piece of pizza on the table and shouted: "It's so delicious!"
At this time, a strange voice came over: "What you are doing is very rude!"
"Who?" Miyamoto Musashi immediately pulled out his sword, but his hand didn't stop at all from smoothing the pizza.
Then she bit into a piece of pizza and walked cautiously inside.
I saw a mature woman with pink messy long hair sitting on the bar.
"Is there only one person?" Miyamoto Musashi shouted.
"Hahaha!" The woman laughed heartily, then turned around.
As soon as she turned around, Jiang Yihong was attracted by her two balls as big as footballs.
Wait, it’s so big...and with pink messy long hair...and a pirate bar...
Couldn't she be Captain Drake?
PS: Please give me flowers!
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