The little crybaby in the group, the young master is a softie

Chapter 382 The Troubles of Amnesia

"No, no!" Song An shook his head like a rattle, his hair was messy like a chicken coop, and strands of it were stuck to his face. "I really didn't mean it, husband, I'm just too stupid and always make mistakes. Please forgive me this time."

Su Xiang knew that if he continued to make such a fuss, Su Qingwei would be furious. He quickly stepped forward, grabbed Song An by the back of her neck like a chicken, and dragged her out of the room in a few seconds.

"Get out! Get out here, you idiot..."

Song An was flapping her limbs in the air, crying and shouting, but Su Xiang didn't care about that. He threw Song An into a relatively quiet corner and seriously warned her not to go in and make trouble again, otherwise she would be in trouble.

Inside the house, Su Yang saw that Su Qingwei's anger had subsided a little, so he quickly took the opportunity to change the subject.

"Great-grandfather, calm down first. I was thinking that the poisonous mushroom you cultivated might still be salvageable. How about you tell me about it in detail? Although I don't understand much, one more person means one more idea."

Su Qingwei's gloomy expression eased a little when he heard this. He sighed and said, "Theoretically, it can be saved. But that silly girl lost a lot of important medicines in my laboratory. It will take a lot of time to reconfigure these medicines.

I remember that last time the Golden Spirit Fruit Tree was killed by Song An, wasn’t it you who went to the residence of Wuji Tianzun in heaven to revive the fruit tree?

So this time, I plan to go to the God Realm with you to meet the legendary Wuji Tianzun. He has been practicing for hundreds of thousands of years, and he must have a lot of treasures in his hands. I will ask him for a few of them for me to use in an emergency."

Su Yang was stunned.

Su Qingwei saw him in a daze and asked in confusion: "What's wrong? Is there something wrong?"

Su Yang scratched his head: "Well, I have only met this Wuji Tianzun, but we are not that familiar with each other. Is it appropriate for us to ask for treasures from him rashly?"

"Hey! Boy, why are you so useless? If the Wuji Tianzun doesn't give it to you, you can just kneel down to him. It won't cost you anything. It's not your first time anyway."

Su Yang was embarrassed, "What if they just don't give it to me?"

"Then just threaten me with death!" Su Qingwei said as a matter of course, "Just listen to me, first cry, then make a scene, then hang yourself!"

Su Yang had a sad face, "Great-grandfather, are you serious?"

"Nonsense, of course I'm serious. I've already told you that as a man, you should be able to take it and let it go at any time!

You must be ruthless when you need to be tough, and never drag your feet. Just do it even if you have to die!" Su Qingwei glared at him with a look of dismay.

"Then why don't you come in person?" Su Yang asked weakly.

Su Qingwei choked, "...I can't do it!"

"Ah?" Su Yang looked at him in bewilderment, "You... why are you unable to do it?"

"Isn't that nonsense? Because I haven't lived long enough." Su Qingwei said in grief, "I still have a long way to go in my life. I want to live another 5,000 or 10,000 years!"

Su Yang:......

You are such a great person.

Su Qingwei patted Su Yang on the shoulder: "You have to learn to be strong and have the courage to face failure and setbacks. When you encounter setbacks, just remember, I'm here for you! I will be with you and support you! Come on, little brat, your great-grandfather will always love you!"

Su Yang was shocked: "..."

He felt like he was going crazy.

"Great-grandfather, why does your method sound so unreliable? After all, Wuji Tianzun is a great man who has practiced for hundreds of thousands of years. How can he fall for our tricks?"

Su Qingwei glared, stretched out his hand and patted Su Yang on the head, saying unhappily:

"What do you know! This is called tactics, understand? As long as you are thick-skinned, there is nothing you can't accomplish. Look at Song An, she's been pestering me all day, but I can't do anything with her, right?"

Su Yang didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He rubbed his head and muttered, "How can this be the same? Song An is a little silly girl, and Wuji Tianzun is a powerful and prestigious figure in the God Realm."

Su Qingwei snorted, "What's wrong with being strong? A strong person won't be persuaded by soft or hard tactics? I don't think so. Just listen to me. When the time comes, first respectfully present the gift we prepared.

Then he started to cry poor and say how hard it was for us and how important the mushrooms were to us. If he still doesn't give them to you, just lie down on the ground and throw a tantrum. I don't believe he can be so cruel as to leave them alone."

The corners of Su Yang's mouth twitched even more, his face full of resistance: "Great-grandfather, this... this is too embarrassing! I am a man of great stature, and I went to the God Realm to throw a tantrum in front of a big shot. If this gets out, how can I survive in the future!"

"Are you bragging? You're not that tall."

Su Yang?????

"Well, I'm a 5-foot-tall man, okay? I don't want to save face, right?"

Su Qingwei didn't take it seriously and waved his hand, saying, "How much is face worth? Can it get back my poisonous mushrooms? Can it make my experiment go smoothly? Don't be stupid. When things are done, who will remember your embarrassing deeds? They will only praise you for your ability!"

Su Yang's face was full of black lines, "Even if you want something, you have to be strategic, it's not so simple and crude."

Su Qingwei narrowed his eyes, approached Su Yang, and said mysteriously: "You don't understand, this is called the unexpected. The Wuji Great Heavenly Venerable is used to seeing people who follow the rules, and if he suddenly uses the trick I taught you, we might be able to catch him."

Su Yang sighed and tried to make a final struggle: "Great Grandfather, what if they get angry and blast us out of heaven, or even teach us a lesson, what should we do?"

Yinzhi was listening at the side, and she had been wanting to raise her hand to speak, but she couldn't even insert a punctuation mark. So she took advantage of the pause and ran over with the rattle in her hand, "Wait! Dad, I want to go too."

Su Qingwei looked at him with disdain and was about to kick him out when he suddenly thought of something and his eyes lit up. He patted Yinzhi's shoulder and said excitedly:

"No problem! Then you and Yangyang can threaten each other with death. Now that we have two lives, Wuji Tianzun will hand over the treasure obediently."

Yinzhi nodded with a smile, "My son is right! Dad, I am the best at playing pitiful!"

Su Yang almost lost his balance, "Great-grandfather, this can't be done! Yinzhi's brain is not very good, if something really happens, this... this is not going to work!"

Su Qingwei waved his hand nonchalantly, "What can go wrong? Look at him, he's a fool. Maybe the Great Infinite Heavenly Master will soften his heart and agree to it because he's a mentally retarded child?"

Then he looked at Yinzhi and told her, "You have to work harder when the time comes. If you help me get this done, I'll buy you candy beans."

Yinzhi was immediately interested when he heard it. He shook the rattle loudly, turned around several times, and then held Su Qingwei's arm: "Don't worry, son. Daddy promises to complete the task!"

Su Yang held his forehead helplessly.

Alas, it seems that my great-grandfather drank too much fake wine this time, which caused him to go completely insane, and he even dared to set his sights on the Wuji Great Heavenly Venerable.

He thought that was his father! He just wanted it.

Su Yang was in mixed feelings, hoping that nothing would get out of hand.

After Su Qingwei's repeated insistence, Su Yang finally couldn't give in and could only bite the bullet and embark on the journey to the divine realm with Su Qingwei and Yinzhi.