aircannonsinc Chapter 237, why don't you ask the magical conch?
Chapter 237, why don't you ask the magical conch?
In an instant, two months have passed since the previous Orc Crisis.
Lin Te has drawn a lot of useful cards in the past two months.
There are random world travel cards, anchor cards, and even two pretty good item cards.
In the early morning, Lin Te pulled SpongeBob SquarePants over and opened the card draw interface again.
"God is such a magical conch...
Looking at the card in his hand, Lin Te couldn't help but scolded.
"Fantastic conch? Boss Lin, you have drawn a good baby this time!~"
After SpongeBob heard Lin Te's low scolding voice, he looked at Lin Te excitedly and shouted.
For SpongeBob SquarePants, the magical conch is undoubtedly a very precious treasure.
Lin Te looked at the excited SpongeBob SquarePants, pursed his lips, and nodded with a forced smile.
He directly broke the card in his hand, and a purple conch the size of a palm appeared in Lin Te's hand.
"Wow! ~ Boss Lin, I used to have a magical conch exactly like you.
SpongeBob looked at the 08 magical conch in Lin Te's hands, his eyes widened, and he said in surprise.
"SpongeBob SquarePants... I'm announcing now that you are the store's top clerk for this month, and this magical conch is the prize!!
Lin Te looked at SpongeBob SquarePants, smiled, handed the magical conch in his hand to SpongeBob SquarePants, and said perfunctorily.
However, SpongeBob SquarePants didn't care how perfunctory Lin Te was. After hearing Lin Te's words, he directly took over the purple conch, and went to send a big star to share the joy at the moment.
"Magic conch? Is it precious?!"
Gary suddenly stood behind Lin Te at some point, looking at the very excited SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick, and asked Lin Te with a puzzled expression.
"Well...for the two of them, it should be considered a treasure.
Lin Te smiled and looked at the two living treasures, pondered for a moment, and replied to Jia Li with a smile.
The so-called treasure may be something different for everyone.
Some people regard money, power, and status as treasures, while others regard family, friendship, and love as treasures.
For Lin Te, the magical conch is a useless children's toy.
But to SpongeBob SquarePants, the magic conch is his baby.
"Boss, General Ross asked me to ask you if there is any way to eradicate those orcs... 99
At this moment, Bruce Banner, who had just finished washing up, also came to the front hall, and immediately opened his mouth to Lin Te when he saw Lin Te.
Speaking of which, Banner has also been very strange recently. His father-in-law suddenly has a much better attitude towards him.
Moreover, now basically no longer refuse to meet Betty himself.
"Go and ask the magical conch...
Lin Te looked at Bruce, smiled and waved his hand.
Bruce was stunned when he heard the words, and then turned his attention to SpongeBob SquarePants and Patty on the other side.
"Okay~!" The upright Bruce was silent for two seconds, then nodded to Lin Te in response.
Then, Bruce walked directly to SpongeBob SquarePants, pulled out a normal smile, and then said to SpongeBob SquarePants, "Can SpongeBob SquarePants help me ask the magical conch, how to eradicate orcs?!"
SpongeBob was stunned, looked at Bruce, and then at the magical conch in his hand.
“Definitely blues!~”
"Magic conch, can you tell me how to eradicate the orcs?!
I saw SpongeBob lift the magical conch, and asked a question to the magical conch with a pious face.
After asking the question, SpongeBob pulls the tab on the conch.
"Can't you figure it out for yourself?
"Every day is the same as the mentally retarded, right?!""
"Don't ask me anything, don't bother!!!!""
The next second, a rather strange voice came from the magical conch.
"Wow! ~The Magic Conch is angry. 35
Pai Daxing, who was watching, raised his hand and touched the magical conch, and said with a shocked expression.
"I'm sorry, Bruce, the Conch Wonder seems a little pissed off, let's ask him later.
. .
SpongeBob carefully put away the magical conch, and looked at Bruce apologetically and suggested.
Bruce was also a little confused at this meeting. He originally thought that the new good baby made by his boss should be able to help.
result. . . This crap is still angry?
Could it be that there is self-consciousness in this conch?
Lin Te, who was not far away, also had a weird expression at the moment. After thinking for a while, Lin Te called SpongeBob SquarePants over.
"Take that thing out. 39
"But... Boss Lin, Miraculous Conch is angry now.
With a bitter face, SpongeBob took out the magical conch and handed it to Lin Te, and said to Lin Te with some embarrassment.
"It's alright, SpongeBob, if 'it' is really conscious, it's in my hands and shouldn't be angry anymore."
"You said I was right? Magical conch! 35
Having said that, Lin Te pulled the pull ring on the conch and quietly waited for the magical conch to reply.
As the waiting time got longer and longer, Lin Te poured his own psychic energy directly into the magical conch.
"Big brother... don't put your weird energy on me, it's going to explode!!!"
In a few seconds, the magical conch couldn't bear it any longer, and started yelling at Lin Te.
"Yo~ Is there really a consciousness?"
Immediately, Lin Te stopped the 433 infusion of the magical conch's psionic energy, looked at the conch in his hand with surprise and muttered.
"Yes, consciously, consciously!!"
The Magic Conch was afraid that Lin Te would "charge" him again, so he hurriedly answered.
"Heh... tell me, do you know any way to eradicate the orcs?!"
After thinking for a while, Lin Te raised Bruce's question again.
"Please, boss, I'm just a conch, I know a woolly orc, let alone how to eradicate it.
Magic Conch heard this question once again, he really wanted to slap the person who asked this question directly like before, but. I really dare not.
. .
"Shout... that sucks, so what do you know?"
Lin Te pouted, looked at the magical conch in his hand with disgust and asked.
"Can you be more specific... In fact, what I know is not too little. 55
Miraculous Conch seemed to be a little worried that Lin Te would take care of him again, so he didn't dare to talk nonsense, but made a request to Lin Te very cautiously.
"Do you know how Gundam is made?"
"Do you know what Cypher does?"
"Do you know when I can go home?
Lin Te asked three questions in a row, and directly asked the magical conch in a circle.
After a long silence, the magical conch replied, "Kill me... I'm tired!"