aircannonsinc 280、 Orochimaru: I Also Have A Big Brother Called Da Python Wan
280、 Orochimaru: I Also Have A Big Brother Called Da Python Wan
Xilan touched his head, this world has been spoiled too.
The ninja alliance that was supposed to deal with Akatsuki turned into dealing with him.
The most bloody thing is that this ninja coalition was advocated by those guys organized by Akatsuki.
"It's just a bunch of cats and dogs."
Xilan stretched, but he didn't take it seriously. In the face of absolute power, any alliance is meaningless.
What's more, it's just a low-profile version of the Ninja Alliance, and currently there is only one Iwagakure joining.
Of course, it is estimated that Sunagakure will join if he can't use it. After all, Xilan just killed Grandma Chiyo, and this old woman is Sunagakure's veteran hero.
Half an hour later, Konoha Hokage's office had a special guest - Orochimaru!
"Master Xilan!!!"
A dog-licking smile appeared on Orochimaru's pale face.
Although "840" was tricked by Xilan last time, he didn't dare to show any hatred.
No matter how dissatisfied you are, you can only bury it in your heart.
Xilan glanced at Orochimaru, and then asked lightly: "I killed Sunagakure's Chiyo mother-in-law, and I also used Rinnegan to extract her memory, and got a very interesting thing.
"That Xiao, seems to be organizing an alliance to deal with me?"
Orochimaru trembled in his heart, then widened his eyes, made an exaggerated appearance on purpose, and asked: "Is there such a thing? Those guys are so reckless, a group of ants still want to be an enemy of Master Xilan."
"Ha ha."
Xilan smiled, nodded and said: "To tell you the truth, I also think they don't know how to live or die. There is a huge gap between them, and they always want to be my enemy. What is it if they are not a bunch of idiots? Just obediently give the money!"
Orochimaru smiled awkwardly. In fact, he was also one of the idiots, but at the moment he didn't dare to admit it, so he could only laugh along with his forced face.
The corner of Xilan's mouth raised a humorous arc, "By the way, how did I hear that there is Orochimaru in this [Anti-Xilan Alliance], isn't it you?"
"Of course not!!"
Orochimaru's heart skipped a beat, and he raised his arms and swore: "I have no second thoughts about Master Xilan, if Master Xilan doesn't believe me, I can swear it!!!"
"That guy is just an unlucky guy with the same name as me!!"
"Oh?"
Xilan teased: "I never imagined that there is a guy with the same name as you in this world, why don't you catch that guy and show me?"
The corners of Orochimaru's eyes twitched, and he quickly responded: "Master Xilan, there are many wonders in the world, and the same name is normal!"
"It's true."
Xilan continued to ask: "Orochimaru, even if that guy's name coincides with yours, but his appearance is exactly the same as yours, how can you explain that?!"
Orochimaru clenched his fists, his scalp soaked with sweat for an instant.
His brain cells were running rapidly, without a reasonable excuse, this time he was on the verge of death.
"To be honest, Master Xilan, do you want to hear about my life experience?"
Orochimaru's eyes were complicated, and his voice was particularly deep.
"Tell me."
Xilan took a sip of tea comfortably.
Anyway, I have nothing to do, just watch how this clown performs.
"I came into this world decades ago."
"But my family is not rich."
Orochimaru sighed, with a sad tone: "Actually, I am the second child at home, and above me, there is a big brother named Da Python Wan!"
poof!!!
Xilan just drank the tea in his mouth and sprayed it out.
Also accidentally sprayed Orochimaru all over the face.
"Ah, this, I'm so sorry, Orochimaru, as you can see, I didn't mean it."
Xilan said helplessly: "The news you mentioned is so surprising. You actually have a big brother called big...what's the big brother?!"
“Big Python Pills!!!”
Although Orochimaru hated Xilan to death in his heart, he still dealt with it calmly: "Don't talk about Mr. Xilan, even my teacher—— Third Hokage, doesn't know about the big brother of Big Mangwan.
Tears welled up in Orochimaru's eyes, and his voice became more and more pessimistic: "My family is not rich, and my parents can't support two children at the same time, so..."
Speaking of this, Orochimaru burst into tears [make it like a boudoir.
"After thinking about it for a while, my parents sold Big Brother."
"I've been looking for Big Mangwan Big Brother, but after so many years, there is no trace of him, until now..."
"Master Xilan!!!"
Orochimaru looked at Xilan respectfully: "If you catch the big brother, I hope you will spare his life. I am willing to spend 5 billion to honor you!!"
Xilan curled his lips and looked at Orochimaru whose face was full of tears, refreshing his understanding of snake creatures—snakes also shed tears?
Moreover, this big python pill really hurt Xilan's stomach from laughing......
Damn it, even if you make it up, you still have to find a name that suits the normal point.
The story that Orochimaru made up is good, but the name Daibiwan is true and full of slots.
"I see."
Xilan understood in no time, and said with a smile: "You want to say that the guy who joined the Xiao organization and looks exactly like you is actually your big brother Da Bo Wan, right?" 1
"It must be him!!!" Orochimaru nodded resolutely.
Xilan lowered his head and thought for a while, then said: "I see, you go back and wait for my good news, for your sake, I will spare Da Mangwan's life.
"Okay, you step back, Orochimaru."
Xilan waved his hand, and Orochimaru left full of surprise.
After escaping from Konoha, Yu couldn't help but took a deep breath.
He looked at the sky, his eyes were in a trance, and he actually escaped?
The most annoying thing is, did Xilan believe that story?
Hokage office.
"Master Xilan, you released Orochimaru? Then the fake 0.9 story, do you really believe it?!"
"God tmd big python pill Orochimaru doesn't have brothers and sisters!"
After Hyuga Hiashi heard about this, he was speechless, and complained: "Next time, someone else attacks you, just say it's your long-lost big brother brother!"
Xilan smiled without saying a word, smoking a cigar leisurely.
"When did I say to let Orochimaru go?"
"Since when did I say I believed in Orochimaru?"
Hyuga Hiashi was in a daze, so why did Xilan let him go?
"That Orochimaru guy likes to play, so I'll have fun with him."
"Hiashi, see clearly, the next more interesting thing is coming!"
PS: Big guys ask for support, the younger brother is very grateful!!!