Siheyuan: How dare I mess with a man who is an expert in men's health?

Chapter 495 The Heartless Stupid Pillar

Sha Zhu skipped work yesterday and was severely criticized as soon as he arrived at the steel mill today. He was also assigned the task of cleaning several toilets.

The only thing to be thankful for was that he applied for sick leave for the next week, allowing him to leave work an hour early on the grounds of medical treatment.

Health team leader Xie Jun was indeed a little helpless when he met people like Sha Zhu who were sent down for reform.

That means they have no right to deduct wages, and they cannot fire people either.

You say you want to make things difficult for the other person, but you have to be careful to know when to stop. Otherwise, you will force the other person to give up, and the work tasks will have to be assigned to other people.

He must not report to his superiors every other day, as that would only make him appear incompetent and unable to manage his subordinates, which would definitely not leave a good impression on his superiors.

So Xie Jun now has very low requirements for Sha Zhu. As long as he can barely complete the task and avoid causing trouble, it will be fine.

It would be best if you could leave earlier. The medical team can even hold a farewell party for you.

Of course, Sha Zhu also looked down on the medical team and still regarded himself as the chef. The two sides were disgusted with each other.

......

In the afternoon, Sha Zhu finished his work cursing, and without caring about the specific time, he threw down the broom and ran to the People's Hospital.

Although I still have some fears about Dr. Huang's acupuncture.

But in order not to become a eunuch and to save his reputation, he had to bite the bullet and continue to take the initiative to be a guinea pig.

Still in the same clinic, a thrilling acupuncture experiment began.

But perhaps it was due to luck, or perhaps it was because Mr. Huang had made a breakthrough in his research and study, today's acupuncture actually worked.

Sha Zhu was so excited that he almost shed tears, and said with a sincere thank you:

"Haha...Mr. Huang, you are a miracle doctor. You really cured me!

Oh! Except for you, all the other doctors in this city are quacks!

They actually said I was fine, I was so angry I almost hit them!"

Upon hearing this, Mr. Huang waved his hands repeatedly: "Hey! Don't say that. There are too many people who are more powerful than me. Don't draw hatred towards me!"

He thought to himself that you are such a blind man, you only learned these little tricks by being shameless.

Moreover, there are many experts among the people, not to mention the masters in the sanatorium.

However, Sha Zhu thought that the other party was just being modest, and thought beyond his ability that he must bring fame to the old man.

Fortunately, Mr. Huang didn’t know what he was thinking, otherwise he would have cursed him.

I can’t even handle all the patients who come to me every day, and I’m already old, so don’t exhaust myself!

After Sha Zhu left, Huang Lao pinched his beard and pondered, "Hiss~ Something seems amiss...

The disease seems to have been cured, but why do I still feel like I don’t understand it thoroughly?

So today is a blind cat catching a dead mouse?

Hey! He left so quickly that I forgot to ask him to come back for a follow-up checkup. He's my research subject!

But Sha Zhu walked out of the clinic happily, and his steps seemed to be much lighter.

But as soon as I walked downstairs, I felt something unusual. Somewhere in my pants became very indecent.

Sha Zhu looked around and felt very embarrassed. He thought to himself, I didn’t think about that kind of thing. Am I being too sensitive?

Seeing that no one was paying attention, he breathed a sigh of relief and quickly escaped with his butt sticking up.

There's no way around it. If some picky woman saw him and accused him of being a hooligan, he'd never be able to clear himself even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

Huh? Suddenly I realized that the world seems to have not made any progress at all!

Even after 60 or 70 years, if a man scratches an itch in the library, he will still be cyberbullied and accused of molestation, and punished by the school...

Sha Zhu did not go back to ask Dr. Huang, thinking that it was just some sequelae of being ill for too long and suddenly being cured.

Because even when I was normal before, I would occasionally react inexplicably.

So Sha Zhu came to the place to pick up the bicycle in such a strange posture.

People who saw him thought he had hemorrhoids and had just been treated in the hospital.

Just as Sha Zhu took out the key, he suddenly froze subconsciously, and his cerebral cortex felt like it was electrified.

Oh! It's been a long time since I've felt this way.

Sha Zhu couldn't help but widen his eyes and showed an expression of disbelief.

"Isn't this... too fast? I haven't been like this before."

Sha Zhu just complained in his heart and still didn't think of it in a bad way.

He felt that the quick shooter didn't seem to matter. As long as he had this function, at least he could have children.

Sha Zhu didn't care about the discomfort in his crotch at all. He was determined to get married quickly and get rid of the stigma of being a eunuch.

It would be even better if I could get pregnant as soon as possible. I must not fall behind Xu Damao and let that bastard show off.

The more he thought about it, the more impatient he became. Sha Zhu got on his bicycle and rushed to the steel mill without even going home to change his pants.

He wanted to pick up Yi Zhonghai at the factory gate after get off work and show his courtesy.

So that the other party will take the blind date seriously and arrange it for themselves quickly!