Siheyuan: How dare I mess with a man who is an expert in men's health?

Chapter 487 It’s terrible

Sha Zhu rushed to the People's Hospital in a panic and went straight to Dr. Huang's clinic.

He rushed in regardless of any obstruction, making Huang's assistant feel like he was facing a great enemy, thinking that he had encountered a medical dispute.

At this time, Mr. Huang was deep in thought about something, and the noise disrupted his thoughts. He frowned and was about to scold.

But when he looked up and saw that it was Sha Zhu, his eyes immediately lit up.

Mr. Huang learned a lot of useful things from Cao Anping. After returning, he finally understood most of it with great effort and was preparing to test what he had learned in practice.

Unexpectedly, the most suitable experimental subject actually came to me on his own initiative.

Mr. Huang quickly stood up, drove away the anxious assistant, and greeted him warmly:

"Oh! It's Comrade He Yuzhu, please sit down quickly!

Why did you come just now? I have been worried about your illness!

I have good news for you. After discussing this with other doctors, I'm very confident I can cure your hidden disease!"

Faced with this sudden concern, Sha Zhu was flattered and almost moved to tears.

He recently had the illusion that he was being targeted by the whole world, but he didn't expect that in addition to Yi Zhonghai, this old doctor was also thinking about him.

At this moment, Sha Zhu felt from the bottom of his heart that the old man was really a good man with noble medical ethics!

At the same time, he did not forget to secretly despise Cao Anping. Compared with the two, that guy was not even worthy of carrying the old doctor's shoes!

Sha Zhu excitedly grabbed Huang Lao's hand and asked, "Really? Can my illness really be cured?"

Old Huang sniffed, as if he smelled a strange odor. He looked at the stains on Sha Zhu's body and had some guesses in his mind.

He suppressed his nausea, calmly pulled his hand back, and replied confidently:

"Yes, I have an idea. It can be cured after three to five acupuncture treatments at most."

As an experienced doctor with decades of experience, Mr. Huang has treated countless people who have fallen into the toilet due to shitting in their pants. Naturally, he would not drive people away because of such a hygiene issue.

Moreover, with this precious case presented to him, he was already eager to get started.

Sha Zhu was beaten in the toilet, but he didn't care about it anymore, so he didn't realize how miserable he looked.

After receiving the confirmation, he clapped his hands excitedly, turned around a few times, and after calming down, he pleaded pitifully:

"That's great... Old man, you must do your best! I'm anxious to get married and have children!"

Mr. Huang was in a good mood. He took out the silver needle and said in surprise:

"Don't worry, I will not be careless when facing any patient.

But why are you in such a hurry? It's like you're going to get married tonight?"

The news had probably spread, and Sha Zhu didn't hide it from the doctor, and replied depressedly:

"I don't know who spread this story about me. If I don't get cured soon, I won't be able to face people and find a wife!"

At this point, Sha Zhu suddenly thought of something and asked suspiciously:

"By the way, I've consulted several doctors, and they all said they would keep it confidential, but why are you doctors spreading rumors about my condition?

You just said you discussed it with someone, so it didn't come from you, did it?"

Huang Lao's hand froze, and he quickly shook his head to deny it: "Impossible, the person I found is very reliable, and I only discussed the treatment method with him.

I can guarantee that I have never disclosed your information to anyone else who is not aware of it."

He said it with great confidence, but in fact he was already complaining madly in his heart:

"I'm not lying. Cao Anping is an insider, so communicating with him wouldn't be considered a leak."

Sha Zhu realized that he seemed to have said the wrong thing. Dr. Huang was so concerned about his condition, and if he continued to doubt him, it would be a bit inhumane.

What's more, he is currently seeking medical treatment, so he must not offend the patient.

So he laughed dryly and quickly said, "I said something wrong, please don't mind it, old man.

Your medical ethics and skills are the highest of any doctor I've ever met. You would never do such a thing!"

Since this matter concerns his lifelong sexual happiness, Sha Zhu briefly possessed a bit of emotional intelligence and even started to say compliments.

Huang Lao was already prepared and couldn't wait to verify his idea. However, he didn't want to be polite with Sha Zhu. He waved his hand and said:

"Come! Take off your pants and lie on the bed. I'll give you an acupuncture now."

Sha Zhu was already familiar with the process and pulled down his pants in no time.

"Uh..." Huang Lao saw Sha Zhu's dirty clothes, then looked at the white sheets, and quickly added:

"Take off your clothes, too. I have a stove in my office, so it's not cold."

Then Sha Zhu just lay naked on the bed, with anticipation and nervousness changing constantly on his face, but he didn't dare to make any sound.

Mr. Huang warmed up the silver needles with a serious face. This was a rare research opportunity, so he had to concentrate 100%.

If it was on his hand, he could experiment more boldly, but for such a critical part, he had to be careful and cautious.

After only three minutes of his experienced acupuncture, Sha Zhu suddenly widened his eyes and exclaimed in surprise, "Got it! I feel it!"

Haha...hard! You are awesome, old man! "

However, Mr. Huang was sweating profusely at this time because he felt that there seemed to be something wrong with his inference.

This reaction is not really a feeling at all, it's almost as hard as an iron rod.

Don’t think this is a good thing. It is totally out of control. If it continues to be congested like this, the corpus cavernosum will be damaged or even necrotic.

Sure enough, after another three minutes, Sha Zhu's surprise turned into a bit of worry: "Um...why is it swollen and a bit painful?"

Huang Lao wiped his sweat and said soothingly: "Don't worry, the reaction shows that my thinking is correct!

It’s just that the order of the acupuncture points is a bit wrong, let me think…”

Sha Zhu became more and more panicked because he felt that his little brother would explode at any time and then turn him into a real eunuch.

Fortunately, Mr. Huang finally thought of a solution and started to give acupuncture quickly again.

The uncontrollable congestion was finally resolved, and both of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

Sha Zhu was also sweating profusely, and asked expectantly: "Is this...is this cured?"

"Uh..." Mr. Huang replied somewhat awkwardly, "Probably not yet, but it's not far off. Three or four more times, there will definitely be no problem."

Sha Zhu couldn't help but shudder. The feeling of being swollen to the point of exploding was really terrible.

But he still gritted his teeth and said firmly: "Then continue!"

But Mr. Huang shook his head and said, "You'd better come back tomorrow. Continuous stimulation like this may cause irreversible damage.

Once I think about it more, I’ll have a better grasp of it.”

Although he was eager to explore the experiment, he had to do it on the basis of curing the disease. It was impossible for him to do it without caring about other people's lives.

Sha Zhu didn't know whether to feel disappointed or relieved. He got out of bed with a constipated look on his face and put on his clothes.

In the end, he could only comfort himself: "The doctor is right. It's better to feel something than to have no reaction at all!"