aircannonsinc Chapter 389
Chapter 389
Randeng greeted them with a smile and bowed to the two saints of the West.
"This is a matter of great importance. I still have to ask the two leaders for help."
That is the sainthood, the opportunity to attain the truth and become a saint.
The saints of the prehistoric times are beyond all things and are immortal.
Isn't the purpose of cultivation to attain the truth and become a saint?
If there are two saints to help.
Wouldn't it be easy to win the sainthood?
Zhunti smiled and stepped forward to hold up Randeng.
"Haha, we are one family and don't have different opinions."
"We are all working for the West and revitalizing the West."
"My brother and I will definitely help you."
Then the two saints of the West took Randeng back to Mount Xumi of the Western Church.
They were running out of time and there was no time to lose.
There was no time to dawdle any longer.
It was true that Randeng was qualified to compete for the sainthood.
But they had to start all over again.
Compared with other competitors, the number of votes is far behind.
After returning to Mount Xumi, the two saints of the West and Randeng began to study the canvassing market without stopping.
Jie Yin pondered for a moment and was the first to express his views.
"Look, canvassing votes still depends on the gimmick."
"But Kunpeng has the demon clan behind him, and Zhu Jiuyin has the underworld behind him."
"The strong support of the two forces must have a little more advantage than us."
"So we can only use a bigger gimmick to defeat them."
Zhunti continued to speak along with Jie Yin's words.
"Brother, you are right, and I have the same analysis result."
"Nowadays, canvassing votes in the prehistoric competition for the sainthood requires a so-called gimmick."
"We also have to find a gimmick that can shock the prehistoric people."
Randeng frowned and pondered, muttering.
"The problem is... such a gimmick is not easy to find."
Minghe had tried to make a vow before and preach to the people of the prehistoric world.
And the Queen Mother of the West is not a simple person.
She directly set up a Lingjiu Palace.
For many years, she only gathered scattered cultivators.
She almost never called herself the head of female immortals.
Now it's good, the Taoism has been established.
The purpose is to compete for the only holy position vacant in the prehistoric world.
There are also those who play hard.
For example, Zhurong and Gonggong who fight and curse each other.
But you can't imitate them yet.
After all, cursing is against the rules and will definitely be banned.
As for Qingluan, who directly eats pills and does things.
One careless move is a bottomless abyss.
And it is said that Qingluan has not recovered yet.
If you can't win the holy position, you are completely wasting yourself.
Randeng pondered for a long time, but couldn't think of a suitable gimmick.
He couldn't help but become a little sad.
Who knew that Randeng's eyes would light up and he suddenly spoke.
"Actually, I have a good idea."
"It just requires both my senior brother and fellow Taoist to lose face."
Jie Yin patted his chest directly.
"Don't worry, I've never lost in terms of face."
Randeng also responded directly.
"For the sake of the sainthood, what does face count for?"
Looking at the two people's eagerness.
Zhunti slowly spoke out his inner thoughts.
"Look at the way Minghe attracts fans, it is mainly based on the side effects of Tianxin Pill."
"So that it shows that his method is definitely feasible."
"If we come, we have to do a big thing."
Jie Yin's brows slowly frowned and murmured.
"Junior brother, what you mean is that we should also swallow the Tianxin Pill."
"Cheer for fellow Daoist Ran Deng in the form of a loli?"
"But this market is occupied by the Styx, so there is no point."
Although Ran Deng did not speak, this was basically what he meant.
Zhunti smiled and shook his head.
"I said, we have to play big."
"The kind that will make the whole prehistoric world dumbfounded."
Ran Deng was immediately shocked.
"Master, if you do pornography, you will be banned, and that is not a matter of face."
As soon as these words came out, Zhunti's face turned a little black.
"No... who said we should do those."
"What you mean is, do you remember the popularity of the previous movie and song?"
Ran Deng thought for a moment, and his eyes lit up as well.
"Master, what you mean is that we should sing in the form of a loli to attract the audience?"
Jie Yin nodded slightly and said softly.
"That's doable, it's a good idea."
Unexpectedly, Zhunti shook his head again.
"More than that, we need to combine singing and dancing and integrate them."
"It's best to rehearse for about two and a half years."
"The singing and dancing track is definitely unique."
Hearing Zhunti's words, Randeng and Jieyin were excited.
Being able toSinging and dancing are integrated together.
As expected of their great leader, he is definitely a genius among geniuses.
Zhunti took out three Tianxin Pills and looked at his senior brother and Randeng.
"Who among us will go first?"
Jieyin and Randeng took the pills directly and stuffed them into their mouths.
Zhunti saw this and swallowed them without hesitation.
In an instant, three bald little lolita appeared.
After becoming a lolita, Jieyin looked miserable again.
"Brother, have you ever thought about it?"
"We don't have a suitable song yet."
Randeng's smile froze.
Yes, then the pills would be eaten in vain.
Forget it, it must be useful for canvassing votes.
Zhunti still looked confident.
"It's okay. I like to listen to music when I meditate."
"In recent years, I have studied a song that is very suitable for our Western religion."
"It's called "Great Joy Mantra"!"
Then Jie Yin and Randeng listened to Zhunti humming it.
Don't say it, don't say it.
Jie Yin didn't expect that his junior brother could have such talent.
It really feels like the sound of Sanskrit is pleasant to the ears and catchy.
Randeng and Jie Yin were overjoyed.
If this is done, it will definitely be the first.
Jie Yin continued to say with a frown.
"The song is there, but how do you get the dance?"
Zhunti raised his eyebrows and said with a smile.
"It's a small matter. There are so many dancing videos."
"Just pick out a suitable one and practice for two and a half years, and you will definitely succeed."
Do it as soon as you say it, for the sake of the sainthood and the revitalization of Western religion.
The two Western saints and Randeng began to rehearse the group dance in the Buddhist temple.
It happened that Medicine Master and Ksitigarbha came here for something.
There were some things they didn’t understand about cultivation.
They were going to ask Jie Yin and Zhunti to solve their doubts.
“I think Master and the others must still be in the Buddhist temple. Let’s go and have a look.”
Ksitigarbha also agreed with a smile on his face.
“Okay, this is really hard to understand.”
“Master and the others are highly respected and have profound Buddhist teachings. They will definitely be able to solve my doubts.”
Crack! ! !
The door of the Buddhist temple was pushed open.
Medicine Master and Ksitigarbha were petrified in their place.
Then they ran away like crazy, with disbelief in their eyes.
After running a long way, Medicine Master knelt on the ground, holding his eyes with both hands.
“I beg God to give me a pair of eyes that have never seen that scene!”