Because I'm Afraid Of Pain, I Put All My Defenses On

Chapter 1394: Curse Them To Death

Li Xiaobai muttered to himself.

He took out an ice bed as white as jade, and there was still a small part of the resources collected before.

The horrific consumption of the battle with Spider-Woman reduced his top-grade fairy stone by half, and there were not many resources left at the moment, only a few hundred billion left, so he had to save some money.

Move your body a little and walk out of the room.

Li Xiaobai looked around and found that this was really just an ordinary village.

The young people are tempering their bodies against the vigor, and layers of white mist are bursting from their bodies, and the strong power of immortality flows in every breath, although it is weak but very pure.

Dasha is also in the ranks of swallowing the spirit energy. He is very serious, but there is no other effect, only a little bit of power is swimming in the whole body, which is much weaker.

These are the lowest level of practitioners, their cultivation base is weak, and they should come from the kingdom of mortals.

"Young man, how is your recovery?"

The village head came over and asked cheerfully.

"It's okay, but I don't know where this place is? But it's still in the Zhongyuan world?"

Li Xiaobai replied politely with a smile on his face.

"Of course it's in the Zhongyuan Realm. This place is a small border country somewhere in the Zhongyuan Realm. It's not worth mentioning that the country with few monks is barren."

"I just don't know how the young master came here, and how did he fit himself into the statue?"

The village chief stared at Li Xiaobai and couldn't help asking, this is the most puzzling question for him and the villagers, how can one jump out of the stone?

And you must know that this statue was built by their village themselves, it is just a very ordinary stone, there is no magic at all, I really can't imagine how the young man in front of me jumped out of the stone.

"I am everywhere, the world is just a step away from me, and melting into a statue is just doing it casually!"

Li Xiaobai put his hands behind his back, and said calmly, suddenly the field was full of force, pretending like the wind, always accompanying me.

"It seems that the young master still hasn't fully recovered, so let's have a good two days of self-cultivation."

The village head put his hands behind his back, shook his head and sighed, and finally seemed to remember something, and asked Li Xiaobai's back, "My lord, what's your name?"

"My name is Li Xiaobai!"

Li Xiaobai turned back confidently, showing a mouthful of white teeth and smiling.

"Crazy, really crazy, really sick!"

This young man was seriously ill, he felt like he was possessed by a demon, and his sense of substitution was so strong that he didn't even know who he was, so he asked Dasha to go up the mountain to pick some medicinal materials to supplement him.

Seeing the sympathy in the old man's eyes, Li Xiaobai greeted again in his heart. Has no one believed the truth these years?

I'm afraid I'm speechless from this old man, so go back and ask Dasha.

It's ten at noon.

Dasha came back dejectedly. Among the young people in the village, he was the one who made the slowest progress and had the lowest cultivation level.

"Dasha, what's the situation in the outside world, what's going on in the Zhongyuan Realm now, do you know about immortals and gods crossing the realm?"

Li Xiaobai looked at him and asked, this is a big fool, he can say what he wants without any scheming.

"Immortal crosses the boundary?"

"Brother, that happened five hundred years ago, why do you ask it?"

The big stupid man said in a low voice.

"Five hundred years ago?"

"Then what about those people who fought the Immortal God back then?"

Li Xiaobai was startled and couldn't help asking.

He didn't come back to life immediately, he waited for five hundred years!

"Of course they're all dead?"

The big stupid man was a little puzzled, his eyes were full of suspicion, he had to ask such a common sense question, why did he feel that the young man in front of him was even more stupid than him?

"What about the Gang of Wicked People? Have you ever heard of Li Xiaobai?"

Li Xiaobai asked.

"Senior Li Xiaobai, Senior Beichenfeng, Senior Xiaolaodi... killed that fairy god at the price of their lives. They are heroes, and Zhongyuanjie built statues to commemorate them."

The stupid big man counted with his fingers.

"The Gang of Wicked People is the largest force in the Zhongyuan Realm today, and it is a holy place for practitioners. Only the disciples of the big forces are eligible to practice in it. I heard that it is a real blessed place. As long as you enter it, you will surely soar into the sky. of!"

"Then who is in charge of the villain's gang now?"

"I don't know about that. It's a matter of big forces. It's not something we can get involved in. Be careful, it's a crime of losing your head!"

"The Wicked Gang is different from other sects. It is a holy place. Discussing the holy place will cause death!"

The idiot made a gesture of hissing, signaling Li Xiaobai not to ask any more questions, these things are sect secrets, if people listen to the corner and poke them out, they will cause a big disaster.

"I see!"

Li Xiaobai nodded slightly, the gang of villains is still there, but the group of people from back then are all dead, and I don't know how many old friends are left now.

His ability to come back to life should be due to the standing statue. His power of faith is the most abundant in the Zhongyuan Realm, but even this took a full five hundred years. If the others want to accumulate such a powerful The power of faith will have to wait until the year of the monkey.

"Brother, are you okay?"

"There is still a pig in my backyard, why don't I take its brains out and make soup for you? The village chief said, eat what you eat!"

Dasha said cheerfully, not aware of any inappropriate meaning in the words.

Li Xiaobai's complexion was very dark, with black lines all over his forehead, this stupid big man didn't notice the inappropriateness in his words at all, this guy scolded people harder than the village chief!

"No need, just now you practiced, it seems that there are many shackles in the flow of qi in your body. It has always been because there are too many impurities in the veins, and a little cleaning is enough."

Li Xiaobai waved his hand, flipped his wrist, took out a pill and threw it to the big fool.

"Eat this thing, and you will become a strong one. When you become rich in the future, remember not to do evil!"

After saying that, his figure flickered, golden light flickered, and he disappeared without a trace in an instant.

He has as many such pills as he wants, but he can only give one. Everyone is innocent and guilty, and he can only practice one by himself. One pill is enough to widen the meridian of the stupid big man, and help him go forward The road of practice is smoother.

The big fool stared blankly at Li Xiaobai who had disappeared from the room, stared at the elixir in his hand, and was speechless for a long time. He couldn't understand what happened in front of him. A good living person disappeared in such a simple way. indoors?

what on earth is it?

I heard that only the real bosses and strong men can move in an instant, come and go without a trace, just now that young man was able to do this, combined with the words and appearance of the other party, he now believes in the other party's words, it is difficult No, is it really because Senior Li Xiaobai failed to reincarnate?

"And this bed!"

The idiot swallowed the elixir and sat on the bed, but it didn't have the familiar texture, a trace of coldness swept over his body, and he looked at the original broken bed under him, it was an ice bed, just Sitting on it, the power of immortality in the body began to circulate on its own, not to mention there are other wonderful advantages, and it can get twice the result with half the effort if you practice on it with the elixir!

"It is said that stupid people have stupid blessings. I have met a living god!"

The big fool was so excited, he couldn't wait to sit cross-legged in meditation, and started to practice meticulously.

the other side.

Li Xiaobai flicked the Thousand Miles Teleportation Talisman in his hand, and returned to the core area of ​​Zhongyuan Realm in a short time. Fortunately, the layout of the continent has not changed. The four continents have moved as before to form a continent, and the evil gang is located in the center. , suppress everything.

Walking towards the core area based on memory, as expected, a towering mountain appeared in front of him. It was the familiar second peak, and it was his territory.

The surrounding crowd was surging, and the monks gradually became denser, which was completely different from the surrounding area.

"Brother, this is Jianzong, right?"

Li Xiaobai stopped a person and asked casually.

"What is Jianzong?"

"I've never heard of it. This is the villain's gang. If you don't come to take a bath, don't get in the way. I'm still waiting in line to shovel shit!"

With a look of impatience all over the monk's face, he shook his hands and left with a flick of his sleeves.

Li Xiaobai's face was full of astonishment, Jianzong was gone, and now it was renamed as the Evil Gang. He understood from the other party's words that his own sect was still familiar, but he didn't expect that five hundred years later, there would be no monks who came to shovel shit Decrease, but more and more.

"I didn't expect that my villain gang has become so big and powerful that even the shit shoveling team has lined up outside the mountain gate!"

"I am very pleased!"

Li Xiaobai nodded slightly, his eyes were full of relief, good habits need to be maintained, there is no doubt that the good habits of 500 years ago have been maintained by the villains.

Following the flow of people, Li Xiaobai also came to the nature, looking at the excited-looking monks chattering around him, who were also at the back of the queue.

"Give them a surprise in a while!"

Li Xiaobai thought so.

Even though the excrement shoveling team was very long, the efficiency was not a problem. The team moved surprisingly fast, and it was his turn in just a quarter of an hour.

"Chen Yuan is good. This efficiency is getting faster and faster. The sect's management is only organized!"

Li Xiaobai nodded, quite satisfied, walked to the mountain gate with his head held high and calm, and looked at the group of monks who came to welcome him kindly with a smile on his face.

"What are you looking at, hurry up and follow me!"

"What are you doing in a daze, it's you!"

"Are you here to shovel shit? Do you know how precious time is? If you dare to be in a daze, come here!"

The expected warm invitation and respect did not appear, but the pair of disciples dragged Li Xiaobai cursingly, dragged him to the back of the team, and led him up the mountain.

Li Xiaobai looked stunned, he was the master of the peak, and he was dragged to clean the toilet when he returned to his own place?

"Ma De, another stunned young man!"

"Yeah, what I hate the most in my life is this kind of dazed guy, who delays our time for nothing. I guess it has been delayed for several seconds just now. The young people these days are getting more and more outrageous. I have no idea what a precious opportunity it is to shovel shit in the gang of villains!"

"How many people, begging grandpa to tell grandma that they can't get into our latrine if they sharpen their heads!"

"Forget it, young people, it's normal to not understand that time is money, and you will understand it in the future!"

The group of disciples leading the way glared at Li Xiaobai and breathed sweetly, as if the delay in effort just now cost them a lot of resources.

"Brother, is this your first time?"

"It's normal not to be familiar with the rhythm here. Let me tell you, don't look at the dirty and tiring job of shoveling shit, but it will be sweet afterwards, and you will feel very fragrant!"

The monk leading the team in front quieted down, and the monk in front of Li Xiaobai turned his head and said softly.

"Isn't it just shoveling shit? Is it necessary to be in such a hurry? Could it be that the filth in the wicked gang has accumulated to the point where every second counts?"

Li Xiaobai felt very strange, and couldn't help asking, the disciple was so anxious, could it be that every sect is full of manure-making machines, so if they don't clean it for a second, it will cause serious trouble?

"No, no, contrary to what you said, not only is there not much filth in the villain gang, but it is getting less and less. It is because of this that there is a situation where there are more monks and less flesh. If the toilets cannot be cleaned smoothly, there is no way Participate in Tangneng Yipin and Liangpin Store later, so we must rush there as soon as possible, even if it’s just a shovel.”

The monk continued.

"But that's not the case, is it?"

Li Xiaobai is still confused and doesn't know why.

"Brother, you are really new here, you don't know anything about the unspoken rules in the toilet!"

"You have to know that if the people in the front work hard, the people in the back basically have nothing to do. In this way, only the monks in the front have the opportunity to experience Tangneng Yipin and Liangpin Store, and the brothers in the back can only wait for the next one. It's the turn, the gap has been opened invisibly!"

"You are lucky. You can be ranked in the first time. I know that many monks may not be able to rank them seven or eight times a day!"

The monk in front continued to say, Li Xiaobai was dumbfounded, has it evolved to such a degree that even the shit-shoveling officer has to compete to have the opportunity to do it?

"Hey, what do these useless things say about him, explain the rules to the newcomers!"

A bald-headed man with a sturdy and vicious appearance said to the man that he was a little impatient to be talking about the toilet all the time, so he reminded him.

"Understood, brother, do you understand what we should do now?"

asked the monk in front.

Li Xiaobai tilted his head, "Clean the toilet?"

"Not only must it be cleaned, but it must also be cleaned cleanly, and all the filth must be cleaned up as quickly as possible!"

"In this way, the chances of cultivators becoming stronger will be greatly reduced, and we will be stronger than them!"

"Clean the latrines hard, disrupt the pace of cultivation of the monks in the rear, and crush them to death!"

The monk said seriously.

Li Xiaobai was speechless "..."

Five hundred years have passed, has it reached this level?

"Here we are, let's go in!"

"Be quick, you can go to Tangneng Yipin as soon as the next batch of monks arrives!"

The monk leading the way gave an order, and then disappeared in a flash.

This cleaning of the latrine is already an assembly line cleaning, and there are waves of excrement shovelers coming and going, but even so, the involution is even more serious.

A group of people smashed open the door, rushed into the toilet, killed everyone in it, and drove the original team out.

"Don't move, let me see who dares to move the toilet more!"

"Get out, from now on, we will take over this toilet!"