aircannonsinc Chapter 526 She Is Simply Not Human
Chapter 526 She Is Simply Not Human
Chapter 526 She is simply not human
Lu Bei talked about the beautiful Princess Ji, and complained that Lao Zhu's family was not honest in doing things. He didn't say anything about the gifts they gave him, and actually returned them directly.
"Princess, it's so good..."
He raised his head in admiration, imagining the level of beauty and fragrance in the country. Then he looked down at Zhu Qilan and said aggrievedly: "Cousin, what do those elders in your family mean? The beauty of a gentleman is the beauty of an adult, but the evil of a villain. On the contrary, this group of villains Man, he made the decision for me without even asking."
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"If you have the ability, send back Xuanlong's white hair. If you bully the weak and fear the hard, bully the good and fear the evil, you will bully an honest person like me."
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"Cousin, don't stare. I'm not coveting Princess Qiyan's beauty. I have principles as a human being. I should be down-to-earth and seek truth from facts. Whether it succeeds or fails, it doesn't matter what everyone says. At least I have to give it a try. If it's not suitable, I won't Letting the princess go back home will not be in vain for Qi Yan's sincerity."
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"And Sister Yu, what do you think Princess Qi Yan's maids look like? Are they beautiful? Are there many people? Are there seventeen or eight in total?"
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A few words offended the two beauties. Butler Yu was so angry that he pinched Lu Bei's shoulders. Zhu Qilan sneered repeatedly and told the steward to stop petting the dog, dig a hole in the backyard wall, and quickly send the dog things out.
Lu Bei laughed heartily, pulled Butler Yu behind him, gave her a long leg, and hugged the two beauties on the left and right, beaming with joy.
"Jie Jie Jie, I just like to see you angry, it shows that you have me in your heart."
"Huh, no more from now on."
Zhu Qilan was furious and couldn't free Lu Bei's arm, so he ordered: "Bai Yu, draw this face and stick it outside the door of the house, so that the generals of the Ding family will open their eyes. They are not allowed to see this face in the future." Release them and beat them out with sticks."
"Okay, Your Highness." Butler Yu shared the same hatred and nodded in agreement.
Lu Bei is still cooing and smiling like a winner in life.
Seeing that he was so thick-skinned and felt proud instead of being ashamed, Zhu Qilan stretched out her hand and pinched his waist several times: "Princess Ji is so kind, what are you doing in Wu Zhou? Go to Qi Yan."
"Leaving tonight."
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It makes people mad, but the recipe remains the same, and it still tastes the same as before.
The more Zhu Qilan thought about it, the angrier she became. The key was that he didn't even say a sweet word. He looked at Lu Bei coldly and opened his mouth...
"Uh-huh..."
Then there was nothing more, the flirting ended, and based on the principle of a bowl of water being equal, Lu Bei gave some of the sweetness to Butler Yu.
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Time flies and the sun sets in the west.
It gradually became quiet outside Changming Mansion.
Lu Bei sat at the desk, reading the letters from the emperor's brother in the capital, and tasting the eight fresh porridge.
The eight delicacies of water and land came from all over the world, and young heroes offered them as offerings, spending a lot of effort to please the eldest princess. There are rare treasures from the Eastern Sea of Chu and the precious mountains of Xuanlong North, all of which are full of spiritual energy. They are the most Apex Level ingredients. Even high-level monks who have already gone without food will find it quite beneficial to eat a bowl.
Originally, the Changming Mansion only accepted money and cultivation resources, and the more natural and earthly treasures, the better. Later, Butler Yu came forward and said that Her Royal Highness the Princess wanted to taste the delicacies from all over the world, and then the licking dogs began to work hard.
Although all the good things went into Lu Bei's belly, don't be sad, dog lickers. This bowl of Eight Immortals porridge was cooked by Zhu Qilan himself. They provided the ingredients and participated as anonymous people.
Of course, Apex Level ingredients often only require the simplest cooking, so you can't expect Zhu Qilan's cooking skills to be very good.
Butler Yu stood behind Lu Bei, beating his shoulders with small fists. Zhu Qilan sat on Lu Bei's lap, holding a porcelain bowl in one hand and bringing the spoon to his mouth with the other.
While Lu Bei was quietly enjoying himself, he did not forget to despise the cancer of feudalism. Seeing that every line in the letter was full of praise for him, he secretly thought that this brother-in-law is very capable, he does not hesitate to give assists, he is loyal and patriotic +1, +1, and it continues to grow.
"You have a good relationship with Emperor Xuanlong?"
After finishing a bowl of Eight Immortals porridge, Zhu Qilan put down the porcelain bowl and asked curiously.
"In general, it's not as exaggerated as described in the letter."
Lu Bei shook his head slightly: "For example, sleeping with your feet on your back, becoming a confidant, and almost becoming a sworn brother. This sentence is obviously nonsense. Emperor Xuanlong is not a beauty. There is no reason for me to sleep in the same bed with him."
What a good person, but it's a pity that he has a mouth.
Zhu Qilan rolled his eyes at Lu Bei and told him to speak properly and not to tease the king of a country.
Lu Bei nodded, took out the demon-slaying sword and put it in Zhu Qilan's hand. The latter played with it for a moment, wiped the edge with his fingertips, and said in surprise: "Is this sword the demon-slaying sword of the Xuanlong Zhao family?"
"As expected of you, the tutor is so good, I recognized him at a glance."
Lu Bei gave a thumbs up. Regardless of whether the old Zhu family is good at this or that, in terms of height and appearance, they are not as tall and luxurious as the Xiongchu Gu family on average. In terms of imperial aura and majesty, they were thrown out dozens of streets by the Xuanlong Zhao family. But he is very concerned about the education of his younger generations.
Take Zhu Qilan as an example. She can recognize the Xuanzhu Bow, Zixiao Pagoda, and Demon-Slaying Sword that Lu Bei bought at a glance. These are the royal treasures of surrounding countries.
"It's Mr. Taifu who taught me well."
Zhu Qilan shook his head slightly, returned the demon-slaying sword to Lu Bei, and said worriedly: "Xuanlong can even give you the demon-slaying sword, and he also sent a beauty with the blood of the Zhao family to Mountain State to see the posture, and he is clearly against you. You will definitely get it."
"Indeed, Sister Zhao is beautiful and has a good temperament. She dances smartly, has a graceful tune, and is proficient in all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting. She is a rare beauty." Lu Bei replied truthfully. After speaking, he raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhu Qilan, quietly Wait for the other party to overturn the jealousy.
How do you know that she dances smartly and has a melodious tune? What did you do outside behind my back?
When Zhu Qilan finished speaking, he saw Lu Bei's teasing smile, snorted coldly, and turned to look to the side.
Lu Bei chuckled, stopped teasing her, and talked about his experience in Xuanlong this month.
To prevent Zhu Qilan from thinking too much, he kindly deleted the scene of cutting the red song, establishing an image of a clean and self-sufficient sect leader who is away from home, and at the same time stabilized the character of not being a womanizer.
Hearing that Lu Bei would win every battle, he rejected more than a dozen Bai Mao in a row, got Zhao Wuyou drunk, and enjoyed a drunken act. Zhu Qilan smiled like a flower and complained: "Such a delicate beauty has a miserable life experience. You make people cry, but you make fun of them, do you still have a conscience?"
"That's right, I feel bad hearing it."
Butler Yu nodded repeatedly and accused the master of being cold-blooded.
Lu Bei rolled his eyes and vaguely remembered hearing similar words somewhere. After thinking about it, he suddenly realized that Zhan Hongqu also said the same thing at that time.
Tsk, woman.
After a while, Lu Bei roughly explained the whole process, and Zhu Qilan felt proud and disappointed at the same time.
She is proud of her good taste. When she was cleaning up demonic monks in Donghe County, she immediately fell in love with Lu Bei. She is a good dog leg. Although the Late Stage has changed, and the evil dog has risen to power with the appearance of a wolf and a wolf, but this is not her. Proof of good vision.
It's easy to lose. She has a strong temper, and Lu Bei's unreasonable qualifications put a lot of pressure on her.
"By the way, last time you went to Guanzhou, did you meet Mr. Taifu? How is she doing?" Zhu Qilan asked with concern.
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No matter what, she would call me daddy when she opened her mouth. If I didn’t agree, she would cry.
After finally raising White Eyed Wolf, who would have thought that this treacherous son would be so bold that his filial piety deteriorated, and on a dark and stormy night, he would attack my father and me.
"I'm asking you something!"
"Not so good, those old ladies are so wilted and wilted..."
Zhu Qilan raised her hand to cover Lu Bei, blocking his complaints, and said with a serious face: "Don't say that, sir, you should... you should also call her sir in the future."
I'm afraid it's difficult. She asked me ten times in one night. Calling her sir would be a waste of seniority.
Hey, it’s so exciting, isn’t it?
Lu Bei's eyes shone, as if he had thought of some bad idea, and a hearty smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, which showed that he had no good intentions.
Zhu Qilan saw the bad things rolling around in her stomach and said angrily: "Don't think of doing bad things, sir, she is a very nice person."
"you sure?"
Lu Bei raised his eyebrows and said, Chun Daddy, Zhu Qilan's fan filter is too serious.
After saying that, a princess held the eldest princess in front of her and turned to look at Butler Yu: "Why are you still standing there? Where is my bedroom, His Highness's boudoir? Hurry up and clear the way."
Lu Bei spoke bitterly, thinking about her sadness, her waist ached slightly, she shook her head and said, "Forget it, let's not mention her anymore, let's talk about business."
"Double cultivation?"
"At least, sir, he treated me very well."
Zhu Qilan said dryly that half of the reason for the bad reputation of Taifu was due to Extreme Monarch Sect's bad reputation, and half of the reason was due to her own murderous demonic nature.
(End of chapter)
This dowry has become more and more arrogant because of the master's favor. It's time to find some shoes for her to wear.
Zhu Qilan: "..."
Not taking it would seem disrespectful to the Tutor, and taking it would be even worse. If the two of them got into a fight over a disagreement, how should she handle herself?
Zhu Qilan had a headache and closed her eyes. When she returns to the capital at the end of the year, she will definitely go to the Taifu's house to pay her respects. Should she take Lu Bei with her?
Housekeeper Yu concealed a smile and held up her long skirt to lead the way for Lu Bei. Perhaps the house was too big to be worth mentioning, so she got lost while walking and led Lu Bei to the bathroom.
"Hey, you guessed this?" Lu Bei said in surprise.
Why is it so difficult to bring a dead person home?
She didn't need to ask, Zhu Baiyu's brain could figure out what happened at that time. Lu Bei offended the Taifu because of his bad mouth. The latter was not the master of reason, and there was a lot of unpleasantness between the two.
"No wonder His Highness spends three days soaking in the water. I dare you to think that this is the boudoir." Lu Bei suddenly realized that, with the help of Butler Yu, they helped the eldest princess undress and take a bath.
"Otherwise, Sect Master Lu, a busy man with many things to do, finally found time to come to Changming Mansion. What else could he do for besides practicing? You can't just talk about romance with me, can you?" Zhu Qilan said quietly.
"She is good to you, but she is not good to me. Cousin, you don't know, she...she is simply not a human being. She almost killed me that night."
Lu Bei's eyes twitched, he was really angry. He noticed that his fingers pinched his shoulder a few times, neither lightly nor hard, and immediately asked for help and sent a bunch of sweet words. He patted his chest and promised that he would live in Changming Mansion from today on and would not leave.