#1968 - The Bones Lady (Part 2)
#1968 - The Bones Lady (Part 2)
Putting on an act with a broken stone is utterly ridiculous.
Qin Yi, holding the broken stone, used illusion magic to make Madam White Bone see ‘him’ ‘eat’ it.
Madam White Bone sneered inwardly upon seeing this.
This pancake was no ordinary stone; it was a stone from under her bed, extremely poisonous.
Even immortals would faint instantly after eating it...
Qin Yi, who was supposed to cooperate with Madam White Bone's acting, didn't ignore it.
He pretended to look pale and said, "This pancake... is poisonous!"
After saying that, Qin Yi transformed the stone in his hand into the appearance of Jin Chanzi.
He looked at Madam White Bone with a playful expression as she took her broken stone back to her cave.
Just then, he saw Jin Chanzi and his group arriving in his mind.
"The act ends here; let them improvise the rest."
Qin Yi concealed his figure and secretly watched what followed.
Madam White Bone had just returned to her cave when she saw Jin Chanzi turned into a stone.
"This... what's going on!"
Madam White Bone, greatly shocked, looked at the stone at her feet and suddenly felt it was very familiar.
The next moment, she said with a somewhat angry tone, "I've been tricked! This bald donkey actually dared to play me!"
At that moment, Madam White Bone felt as if two huge donkey ears had grown on her head.
Remembering Qin Yi's compassionate appearance just now, Madam White Bone became angrier the more she thought about it.
"Hmph, the second disciple of a saint is indeed not easy to deal with, but... I have plenty of ways to deal with you."
Since the other party was compassionate, Madam White Bone decided to use this against him.
Recalling that even when she tried to harm him, he didn't get angry.
Madam White Bone became even more certain of this.
Just then, a group of little demons ran in.
"Madam, according to our observation, that bald donkey brought a few strange-looking fellows to the entrance of our White Tiger Ridge."
"Do you want us to capture them completely, or will you take action yourself, Madam?"
"In my opinion, that bald donkey and those strange-looking fellows don't pose much of a threat; on the contrary, they seem very easy to deal with."
"This little one thinks I can deal with them alone, without any help!"...
Madam White Bone thought about how she had just seen Jin Chanzi, but he had appeared in another place now.
Although she felt somewhat conflicted, she didn't think too much about it under the lure of great benefits.
"I'll deal with them myself."
With that, Madam White Bone left the cave in a fit of pique.
Leaving many little demons looking at each other...
For some reason, they suddenly felt that Madam White Bone was full of anger now, as if she was very angry.
The little demons racked their brains but couldn't figure out exactly what she was angry about.
Finally, one of the little demons whispered, "Perhaps it's because she has 'those days' every once in a while..."
As soon as this was said, it was immediately approved by the other little demons.
On Jin Chanzi's side.
After leaving Wuzhuang Temple, they constantly got lost and re-adjusted their direction.
They finally arrived at White Tiger Ridge.
Seeing White Tiger Ridge, Jin Chanzi and the others were moved to tears.
"It's too difficult. Does anyone know how we spent so long? Getting lost, always getting lost!"
"The kind of getting lost where you can't find the direction at all. Even if you walk in the correct direction, you'll end up somewhere else."
"Now we've finally reached White Tiger Ridge. It's really not easy. We're one step closer to completing the Journey to the West plan."
"There are many, many similar situations to complete the Journey to the West plan, but fortunately we've arrived at White Tiger Ridge."
...Getting lost was too torturous.
Last time at Wuzhuang Temple, if they hadn't turned back after leaving...
How could the subsequent events have happened!
Fortunately, the matter had a perfect ending.
Jin Chanzi said to Monkey and the others, "Is there a tiger demon in this White Tiger Ridge?"
Monkey said, "My master once gave me a kind of food called 'wife cake'. Do you think there will be a wife inside?"
Jin Chanzi: "You know how to chat, six!"
At this moment, Monkey undoubtedly won the title of conversation killer.
As they were chatting, Madam White Bone used her old trick again.
She transformed into a woman carrying a basket and came to Jin Chanzi and the others.
Before Jin Chanzi and the others could speak, Madam White Bone took the lead and said, "Elder, why did you abandon me just now!"
As soon as this delicate sentence came out, the atmosphere changed instantly.
Monkey, Marshal Tianpeng... their eyes moved back and forth between Jin Chanzi and Madam White Bone.
Jin Chanzi was struck by lightning; he didn't know this person at all!
How could she say it as if they had an affair!
Monkey approached Jin Chanzi and said, "Is this your... mistress?"
Jin Chanzi: "......"
He knew it would cause this kind of unwarranted misunderstanding.
He rolled his eyes and looked at Monkey and said, "Wukong, would you find a skeleton with bones all over and no meat as a mistress?"
Monkey shook his head and said, "I wouldn't!"
Before Jin Chanzi could breathe a sigh of relief, Monkey said, "But you would!"
Jin Chanzi: "...Is this how your master taught you to chat!"
Monkey had been arguing with him all the way, to the point where he was starting to doubt his life.
Monkey shook his head and said, "My master didn't teach me, I'm self-taught!"
He couldn't embarrass his master at this time.
Qin Yi, who was observing in secret, showed a smile on his face. He was very satisfied with Monkey's performance.
Madam White Bone's disguise was basically transparent in front of them.
Just then, Marshal Tianpeng said, "This white skeleton said that Jin Chanzi abandoned her..."
Monkey slapped his forehead and said, "I overlooked this key point."
He looked at Jin Chanzi with bright eyes and said, "You refined an external avatar behind our backs?"
"I didn't expect you to be such a bald donkey!"
Jin Chanzi: "I..."
Three men make a tiger; that's how rumors appear.
He felt like he had a thousand mouths and couldn't explain it clearly.
To completely explain this matter, he could only start from the source.
The source was undoubtedly Madam White Bone.
Jin Chanzi looked at Madam White Bone and said, "Are we very familiar?"
Madam White Bone said, "You just ate my pancake, and then you ran away when I asked you to return to my cave."
Listening to the tone, Monkey, Marshal Tianpeng, and others clearly grasped the key points.
"Jin Chanzi, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, refining external avatars behind our backs and running around doing whatever you want!"
"I originally thought you would be an honest bald donkey, but I never expected you to have ulterior motives. People are really judged by their appearance!"
"Alas~ You ate someone's pancake and even went back to their cave. I can't continue to think about it. If I continue to think about it, it will all be unspeakable scenes."
"Now the owner is here. I say you should just admit it. You can't hide this kind of thing all the time!"...
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