aircannonsinc Chapter 273 Weasley Our King
Chapter 273 Weasley Our King
The mandatory hat-wearing education order made the whole Hogwarts young wizards complain. No one wants to wear a wide wizard hat. Even if it is a top hat, it does not look good on everyone, but girls are much better than boys. , the colorful yarmulkes on their heads are more like decorations, and some girls even wear hat-shaped hairpins on their heads.
"Ron! You can't go out wearing that!" Harry covered his brow, thinking Ron must be crazy.
"I don't want to, but I can't help it, can I?" Ron reached into Mrs. Weasley and scratched the sting from the overheating of the woolen hat he knitted. "I only have this hat. The cheapest ones cost 2 silver Sickles, and I only have 12 copper Knuts at most."
"I can give you a new hat, or..." Harry was interrupted by Ron before he could finish speaking.
"Okay, Harry, the mandatory hat is enough to annoy me, and I don't want to accept any more gifts from you. Christmas is still far away, why don't I try wearing this?" Ron pulled the hat off his head. Hat, went back to the bed, took off his white pillowcase, folded it over his head a few times, "Does this make me feel like a house elf?"
"At least it's breathable..." Harry didn't dare to say anything else, he couldn't think of anything else to put on his head except socks and underwear.
The two left the dormitory and came to the Gryffindor lounge, where there were still many little wizards chatting about each other's hats. Ginny saw Ron wearing a white pillowcase, walking down with Harry with an ugly face. When you are on the stairs, rush up to stop him from coming down.
"Ron! You can't wear this! Wear a pillowcase, only a house-elf would do that in the wizarding world!" Ginny tore off the pillowcase, crumpled it up and stuffed it into Ron's wizard robes, "You should be like Harry." , wearing a pointed wizard hat, or other casual hats will do."
"Ginny, I want to too, but I don't," Ron said dissatisfiedly pulling his messy hair, and he suddenly noticed the small hat on Ginny's head, "Wait, what are you wearing? Is it a hat?"
"This is a magic hat hairpin, do you want to wear this?" Ginny took a red one out of her pocket and handed it to Ron, "It's a new product made by Fred and George, it will grow a flower on the brim of the hat from time to time." flower."
"Of course, it's better than a pillowcase!" Ron snatched the hat hairpin and put it on his head, "Boys can wear hairpins too, and Macon did, Fred and George finally did a good job. "
While Ron was talking, a big rose grew out of the hat hairpin on his head.
"This is too fancy, isn't there anything else? I guess we should go see what Fred and George are up to?"
After Ron finished speaking, he rushed out of the lounge. Another sunflower appeared on his hat, and Harry and Ginny quickly followed.
"Come and take a look! Weasley's latest product! The Variety Trick Hat!"
"Pass by and don't miss it! Throw away your boring hats, we need some new ones that will bring us joy!"
The Weasley twins were hard at work promoting new products in the foyer. Fred was wearing a men's black Bole hat, and George was wearing a blue lady's top hat. Two hands made of metal, throwing dung eggs there, like juggling.
The young wizards attracted by them almost filled the entrance hall, and Harry, Ron and Ginny had a hard time getting in.
"Oh, look at our dear brother, you shouldn't be wearing this kind of women's style, try this!" Fred took Ron's hat and barrette, and took out two men's waves from his side pocket. Music hats, stacked together, covered his head, "Your, and Harry's, if you want to be like us, just pat the brim!"
"Does this have other functions? What can those two arms do besides juggling?" Ron took off his hat and handed Harry one, curiously turning his own over and over for a closer look.
"Of course! But I don't recommend you take more than three shots. These two arms are not just for juggling. Think about what you can do if you have four arms. Use your brain, Ron!" Fred shrugged He shrugged and ignored Ron, because George couldn't do it alone.
"Don't worry, everyone. We have plenty of supplies, and you're guaranteed to have one for each of you!" George moved a big box and opened it, and continued, "Throw your silver Sickles in here, and then I'll give you hats, hurry up." Come on guys! You know we're gonna get caught any minute..."
"Oh! My God! George! You are a crow's mouth! I saw Umbridge!" Fred exclaimed, and hurriedly packed his things. Although they didn't have a black cat pendant, they made one that was cast without a trace. Small bags of Stretching Charms are still out of the question.
"Weasley!" Umbridge stared fiercely at the two red-haired scourges with blazing eyes, "do you think it would be fun to turn the foyer into a trading place?"
"Of course it's interesting!" Fred answered her, nodding.
"That's right! It's very interesting!" George wrapped the pocket quilt with two ropes.
"Then I'll let you guys know! What will happen if you violate the education order!" Umbridge adjusted the pink top hat on his head, took out an education order and handed it to them, "Look at this!"
"Flogging warrant!?" Fred and George exclaimed after reading it, and then laughed. "Hey, buddy, is this toad trying to whip us?"
"Yeah, Fred, our ass has only been whipped by mother with a broom." George turned and patted Umbridge with his butt. "It's never been whipped!"
"You will taste the whipping later!" Umbridge took her short wand and turned it into a leather whip, flicked it twice, and looked at them with a proud face.
The young wizards around them backed away in fear. When they participated in the sorting ceremony for the first time, the seniors all told them about the 'horrible' incidents in the past, including the young wizard who violated discipline was hanged and tortured. The whip thing!
"It seems that we are going to end our Hogwarts life early," Fred raised his hand and patted the brim of his hat four times. Something like a helicopter propeller protruded from it and began to spin. He hurried Holding the brim of the hat tightly with both hands, "Now it's time to test our talents in the society!"
"Haha, Fred, we should have done this a long time ago. If anyone wants to get better and more prank props, then please come to No. 93 Diagon Alley - Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!" George's tone was excited And held high, the lady's top hat on his head also protruded a propeller, "Umbridge, we won't say goodbye to you, but we have a present for you!"
When the little wizards around heard the word "gift" from the Weasley twins, they ran like crazy. Under Umbridge's confused eyes, the propellers on their hats turned faster and faster, and they flew into the sky with them , the two metal arms in the hat precisely threw the dung eggs in their hands to Umbridge.
"Weasley!~~~" Umbridge screamed, and was immediately enveloped by the stench released by the cracked dung egg, knelt on the ground and vomited violently, unable to utter her sweet and disgusting tone at all.
The Weasley twins rushed out of the castle after throwing away the dung eggs filled in their hats, and began to pursue their dreams...
"Look! They fly away!"
"Goodbye! The Weasley twins! Well done!"
"Weasley our king!~"
The little wizards who rushed out of the foyer stood in the corridor and waved goodbye to them excitedly. They did what they dared not do!