aircannonsinc Chapter 1031: Still Heartless Funina
Chapter 1031: Still Heartless Funina
On the other side, Shen He was holding Xi and rocking her gently. When he heard Shao Yun mention him, he quickly waved his hand, his tone gentle but with a bit of frugal concern.
"No need, Mr. Shao Yun. I usually just help take care of the baby, and this outfit is enough for me. It's comfortable and convenient. There's no need to buy new ones. Don't waste money."
As she spoke, she looked down at the "milk cap" her master had given her.
The three masters and apprentices each wore a set of clothes...
"Don't say that..."
Ying immediately came to Shen He, took her arm and shook it gently, her tone was very sweet.
"I want to see Shen He wearing new clothes, okay?"
As she spoke, Ying blinked deliberately, her eyelashes like little fans, her bright eyes full of anticipation.
Shen He was so shaken by her that he had no idea what to do. He looked at Ying's expectant eyes, and heard Xi's soft movements in his arms.
She sighed softly, a helpless smile flashing in her eyes.
"Well... okay, but it doesn't need to be too complicated, just something simple will do."
Seeing that the two of them had finalized it, Qianzhi hurriedly greeted everyone with a smile.
"Then come into the store quickly. I'll take your measurements, such as your waist, shoulders, and other measurements, with a tape measure so I can tailor them to fit you perfectly."
Having said that, he turned and walked back into the store, his steps lighter than before.
Being able to close two deals can finally alleviate the quietness of the store.
When Kong heard the words "measure your measurements", his smiling face froze instantly. He subconsciously shrank back and scratched the back of his head unconsciously.
"Do you still need to take measurements? I'm just making a coat, so can't I just roughly measure the shoulder width and length?"
He remembered the farce when Yuan Shang had instigated him to buy women's clothing. The embarrassment had not yet passed. Now that he was asked to measure his measurements, he felt uncomfortable all over.
Qianzhi looked back at him and saw that he was hesitant, which was exactly the same as when Ying first came to the store to buy maternity clothes.
They are indeed siblings.
She deliberately stopped, put her hands on her hips, and tried to provoke him.
"How can tailor-made clothing be 'approximately'? If the shoulder width is off by a centimeter, the sleeves will be crooked; if the waist is off by half an inch, it will be difficult to button."
She looked Sora up and down and added.
"Also, you're a grown man, and you're just getting measured. Why are you so shy? You're even more shy than Ying was when she first got measured. Come in now!"
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As soon as they entered the store, Qianzhi arranged for Shen He to measure his body.
Because Shen He also needed to measure the child's measurements, the child was returned to Ying.
Shao Yun stood by the window, watching Shen He waiting to be measured.
Qianzhi had to measure the dimensions and draw sketches, Ying had to hold Xi and coax her from time to time, and Paimon was still walking around the store. It was obvious that this whole process would take a lot of time.
So he walked over to Ying and patted her shoulder gently.
"Ying, I think it took me quite a while to measure and draw the draft. I'm going to go out and buy some Fontaine's special snacks and fill your stomachs when I come back."
Ying looked up at him and agreed.
"Okay, go early and come back early."
"Know it."
Shao Yun rubbed Ying's hair, said hello to Qianzhi, then turned and walked out of Qianzhi's house.
After stepping out of the store, Shao Yun walked slowly along the street, thinking about what to buy.
As he was walking, he suddenly saw a vending machine with the "Fengda Company" logo printed on it standing on the street corner not far away.
In front of the vending machine, there was a familiar figure standing with his arms folded and his head slightly tilted, as if he was struggling with something.
Look at that familiar blue crown hat and jellyfish head, it's definitely Furninna...
"Shall we have macaroni today? Or potato chips?" Funina stared at the canned snacks in the vending machine, frowning slightly, looking like she was having trouble making a decision.
Shao Yun walked forward and greeted him, "Hey, Funina, are you struggling with what canned food to eat again?"
When Funina heard the voice, she turned around suddenly, and when she saw Shao Yun, she was stunned.
"Eh? Mr. Shao Yun! When did you return to Fontainebleau?"
"I just got back a short time ago, less than a week ago." Shao Yun leaned against the vending machine and replied with a smile, "I'm temporarily staying at the Thorn Rose Society base in Huihe."
"Hot-hearted Navia, you saved me some money on accommodation..."
After hearing Shao Yun's answer, Fu Ningna suddenly put her hands on her hips, puffed out her cheeks, and had a resentful look in her eyes.
"Oh right! Why did your family just leave like that? I didn't even see Ying's baby!"
Shao Yun was stunned when he heard this and frowned subconsciously - he thought that Villette would have mentioned the incident to Funina, but he didn't expect that she knew nothing about it.
He looked at Funina's angry expression and asked in confusion, "Don't you know what happened?"
"What happened?" Funina tilted her head, and her eyes instantly became silly and cute.
"I asked that Villette, and he said you took the children on a trip to other countries!"
As she spoke, her resentment grew even more, and she folded her arms and turned her face away, her tone slightly dissatisfied.
"Really? You're my former bodyguard, and the best supporting actor under a big director like me! Even when you're traveling, why don't you even send a postcard to a big director like me?"
Shao Yun saw that Fu Ningna had no idea that Feng Shen had kidnapped his wife and children and demolished a rented house. He thought that it was probably because Villette didn't tell her.
She is indeed the darling of Fontaine's group...
Shao Yun was afraid that he would be exposed if he continued talking, so he quickly made up an excuse, deliberately leaning towards "marital love", with a deliberately corny tone in his voice and a sly smile on his face.
"Maybe it's because when my wife and I travel, we're too focused on our own world."
"You know, ever since Ying gave birth to Xi, we've become even closer. We enjoy the sights together during the day, and whisper to each other after taking care of the baby at night. How could I even think about sending you a postcard?"
When he said this, he deliberately raised his eyebrows, with a smug look as if to say, "You don't understand because you haven't experienced it," fearing that Funina would ask about the details again.
When Funina heard this, she wrinkled her nose instantly, subconsciously took a half step back, and fanned her nose quickly with one hand, revealing an undisguised expression of disgust.
"How corny... How did you become so disgusting! I'm getting goosebumps!"
She complained but didn't ask about the real story of the "trip". She was obviously distracted by the sour smell of "marital love", and even the resentment she had just felt had faded a lot.
Seeing that his goal was achieved, Shao Yun didn't care about her disgust at all. Instead, he puffed out his chest and raised his head, shaking his head proudly.
"Of course. What's there to be embarrassed about being affectionate with your wife?"
Funina really couldn't stand the sour smell of love.
She forced the subject away and pointed to the few remaining cans of macaroni in the vending machine, her tone slightly annoyed.
"Forget it, forget it. Let's not talk about these cheesy things! Can you give me some advice on what to have for lunch today? I'm out of all the canned macaroni at home."
"Should I keep eating my damn macaroni, or should I try those new sea salt-flavored potato chips from Fonta?"
Shao Yun looked at the integrated vending machine selling canned macaroni, potato chips, and Fontaine beverages, and felt that Fontaine's development was a little beyond his imagination.
If there were more flat land in Fontainebleau and it were suitable for a ranch, Shao Yun might have chosen to live in Fontainebleau. It’s so damn convenient!
However, the only shortcoming of Fontaine is that it has too many "Chu Sheng" characters...
However, Shao Yun now noticed another problem, that is, why did Funina still eat macaroni every day after such a long time!
"Wait a minute, I suddenly remembered something. It's been so long, why are you still eating macaroni every day? Don't you have three water elemental creations? Is it difficult to get them to help you cook?"
When Funina heard Shao Yun ask her to cook the "three seafoods", she thought to herself, "Are you kidding me?"
"No, you let the water element's creation start a fire and cook? Are you sure?"
"If they hit the fire and 'vaporize', the meal won't be ready, and my wife 'Helweima' will be dead first. Will you compensate me?"
Shao Yun complained silently in his heart: He is clearly in the late stage of laziness, yet he still finds so many excuses.
If you really want to cook, how can you not find a way?
But then I thought, how Furninna lives her life is really none of my business, so there is no need to meddle in her affairs.
He swallowed the words "You're just lazy" that were about to come out of his mouth, waved his hand, and his tone seemed to imply that he had given up on treatment.
"You... Never mind. I won't argue with you."
"My opinion is, if you really can't make it, you should go learn cooking from Aikefei. Her desserts and Fontaine home cooking are both good. At least they can help you stop eating canned food all the time."
"Aikefei?" When Funina heard the name, her eyes widened slightly and she subconsciously took half a step towards Shao Yun.
"My 'Colonel Dessert' is back? When did that happen? Why haven't I received any news at all?"
When she was still the Water Goddess, she particularly liked the Fontainebleau desserts made by Aikefei. When Aikefei entered Melo Petersburg, she was depressed for several days.
Seeing her "anxious king" look, Shao Yun couldn't help but touch his chin, recalling the scene of Navia holding a welcoming banquet for their family a few days ago.
Aikefei was also there at the time. During the chat, he mentioned that he had just returned to Fontainebleau a few days ago and had not had time to contact old friends.
"I don't know the exact time, but I heard she hasn't been back for a few days. She's staying at the tavern in Gray River for the time being. She said she hasn't decided what to do next."
When Funina heard that Aikefei was in the tavern in Gray River, she jumped up suddenly.
She cheered excitedly, "Wow! That's great! Now I have lunch for today!"
The previous worry about whether to have macaroni or potato chips was thrown out of her mind. Her mind was full of caramel pudding and small cakes made by Aikefei!
Desserts that are a hundred times better than canned goods! Here I come!
Funina didn't have time to chat with Shao Yun any more and waved at him hurriedly.
"Then I'll go to Gray River to find Aikefei first! If it's too late, she might not have time to make snacks for me!"
Before she finished her words, she had already run several steps, and her blue skirt gradually disappeared at the corner of the street, leaving only the sound of light footsteps.
Shao Yun stood there, watching her run away, shook his head helplessly, and whispered teasingly: "You are still so heartless."
Shao Yun still wanted to buy some snacks. Of course, he wouldn't buy anything from a vending machine...
Wouldn’t it be better to buy some freshly cooked ones?
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