aircannonsinc Chapter 158: Can You Do It, Xigou? (Please Customize!)
Chapter 158: Can You Do It, Xigou? (Please Customize!)
Yu Yingzhe: Listen to me and thank you.
After disappearing in a flash.
Only then did he react and take out his cell phone.
He glanced at the number of people in the live broadcast room.
???
!!!
Yu Yingzhe rubbed his eyes again.
How long has it been?
It’s only been half an hour since I went in and started live streaming.
The results of it?
Damn it!
Six hundred and eighty thousand!
Still moving closer to 700,000.
The rockets, carnivals, and overwhelming barrage on the screen almost destroyed Yu Yingzhe’s mobile phone.
So fierce?!
I took a look at the comments from netizens.
Yu's face turned green.
"What is this for?"
"Isn't it? Buying a condom? Is this something I can see?"
"The point of buying this thing is not the attraction, the point is behind it. Why did the Emperor of Abstraction buy condoms, and who did he buy them for?"
"Here I go, what you say is really awesome, even if you haven't had a cerebral thrombosis for two and a half years, you can't say it."
"Huh? When you say this, I suspect you mean my brother.
"Catch, little Heizi."
"Damn it, look at the title and the second half of it."
"Ask if they have any younger ones?"
"what does this mean?"
"/J\?"
"Why did the Emperor of Abstraction buy this?"
"I seem to know why the Abstract Emperor broadcast live so late."
"As long as there are more mortals, just die in society, right?"
"How many people are there? If you say it, it will kill you."
"Tsk tsk, let's get this right. This abstract emperor is not the most explosive, only more explosive!"
"Five-star General MacArthur said that if Emperor Abstract had participated in the war, it would have been absolutely impossible for us to attack.'
"Huh? Upstairs, how do you say this?"
"Seeing the operation of the Abstract Emperor, I was so scared that my toes dug into the White House and I didn't dare to move."
"[Dog Head]"
When they saw 29 Yu Yingzhe jumping in line, they were about to say something, but they were looking forward to what the abstract emperor was about to say.
"Holy shit! Damn it! The effect of the show is going to explode. Look at the explosive expression on the face of the convenience store girl."
"This is not the point, the point is the buddy at the back.
"Look at the look in his eyes just now. It was clear that he was going to hit the Abstract Emperor, but after hearing the Abstract Emperor's soul asking questions for a second time, he stopped directly and showed a comforting look."
"I suspect he's connoting my abstraction but I have no proof."
"This one is so small, there can't really be people here, right?"
"This is not the same as my boyfriend...
"Upstairs, your boyfriend is coming over with a knife."
"Carrying a knife? That's still..."
"Ha ha ha ha."
"Isn't this a little lipstick?"
“Look at the look in someone’s cashier’s eyes.”
"Hahahaha, the Abstract Emperor is a bit awkward."
"In terms of embarrassment, the Abstract Emperor is quite explosive."
“I can feel the toes of the Emperor of Abstraction digging into the White House.”
"Why did the Emperor of Abstraction stumble?"
"Do you think that's because you didn't pay attention? No, no, no, that's the dignity that has been lost belatedly."
After watching the Abstract Emperor say his thanks with a dark face.
He closed the live broadcast room.
Yu Yingzhe felt like there were bugs crawling all over his body.
His whole body almost twitched.
He didn't know that his half-hour live broadcast would instantly appear on major videos.
Then, derivative videos were born.
Various live-action videos were born.
The screen recording video in the live broadcast room directly reached 2.9 million likes.
Originally, Yu Yingzhe planned to avoid embarrassment later.
Who knows the result, haha.
System, listen to me and thank you.
On the way back, Yu Yingzhe clicked on the system reward.
He was not only impatient, but also impatient.
"Health Pill: Strengthen your body and return to your peak as a man!"
Yu Yingzhe:???No, just kidding?
Although he thought so, Yu Yingzhe still withdrew the reward.
Looking at the elixir in front of him.
The size of a fingernail, painted.
But it exudes a medicinal fragrance.
It makes people feel relaxed and energetic after smelling it.
He took the elixir orally.
How to describe it?
Like a jelly bean?
It's sweet and a little warm.
It seemed like something warm had entered his stomach.
Slowly spread to the limbs and bones.
This feeling.
Very comfortable.
Like a fire in winter.
Yu Yingzhe no longer dwells on the embarrassment aspect.
I have done embarrassing things before.
Now this?
hehe.
At this time, the system's task prompt sound arrived.
"Hey! Today's live broadcast task is to go to a massage parlor for a massage. No matter what, I will ask the massage guy if he has eaten."
Yu Yingzhe thought for a while.
so far so good.
This mission was pretty normal.
Just in time to get a massage.
Yu Yingzhe smiled.
How wildly he laughs now.
There is so much "enjoyment" during the massage.
He hurried home and went to bed.
If he didn't sleep, he felt that sudden death was not far away.
It was a great sleep.
When he woke up in a daze, it was already 2:00 in the afternoon.
During this period, his embarrassing live broadcast of slamming his toes into the White House also caused an uproar on the Internet.
But I still couldn't beat the number one on the hot list that I created for him yesterday.
Yu Yingzhe didn't know for a while.
Where are the concerns of these shady netizens?
Is it Balenciaga?
Or historical records?
Or a historian?
Or himself?
It feels like it from every aspect.
This fucking hot spot that couldn't even be a hot spot has actually become a hot spot.
No wonder netizens are said to be happy.
But today's task seems to be very simple, and I guess it won't be ranked tenth on the hot list.
etc.
Yu Yingzhe keenly sensed something was wrong.
I always feel that my system is urinary.
It seems that the next task will not be easy.
Today's mission is a massage, maybe a little relaxation.
Like the calm before the storm.
Had some food.
Yu Yingzhe chose a massage parlor.
After making an appointment online, we headed to the massage parlor.
Get off the bus.
Yu Yingzhe opened the live broadcast room.
"Hey, the effect of today's live broadcast is a bit too crotch-inducing!"
"No, no, if you want to relax, just relax! There is also a live broadcast room."
"I don't think it's right. It's very possible that the Abstract Emperor is holding back some big move."
"Haha, today the Abstract Emperor may want to tell us to enjoy life through a simple massage.
"You are the number one Yin Yang monster, how about you become the Yin Yang Emperor?"
"Huh? It always feels weird."
Because the title was really not attractive enough, there were only tens of thousands of people in the live broadcast room.
In fact, they are not here to watch the live broadcast, but just chatting.
Yu Yingzhe ignored it.
Today's task is indeed too watery.
It would be great if the tasks given by the system every day could be so good.
Under the guidance of the front desk lady.
Yu Yingzhe saw the person he made an appointment with.
The moment you see this person.
Yu Yingzhe was stunned.
And the netizens who were still chatting in the live broadcast room also let out a cry of "fuck".
"F*ck! I was just saying that the Abstract Emperor is holding back a big move. With this body type, massage? I'm afraid that if he pinches my foot, it will break."
"It's a shame that I didn't leave. It's a shame that I died if I left!?"
"I'm scared. I feel like I could fall to the ground if he touches me."
"Those muscles, tsk tsk tsk, so strong."
Yu Yingzhe was in disbelief and took out the photos he just selected on his phone to compare.
The man up here looks very lean.
The man in front of him was several times bigger, and his muscles were really scary.
"You, you made an appointment with me?"
Yu Yingzhe felt like he was about to cry.
The system gave me such a simple task, but I was seeking death like this?
hehe.
"Yes, many of my previous massage clients said they were boring, so I went to the gym without having time to update the photos on the platform."
Dedicated!
Yu Yingzhe went in without tears.
After a simple rinse, he lay on the bed.
Like a newlywed daughter-in-law.
Like a lamb to the slaughter.
I don’t know if it’s an illusion.
When the technician came in, he even felt the floor shaking.
Finished.
All the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room saw the expression of the abstract emperor in front of them.
They finally know what it means to cry without tears.
The technician first approached his calf.
Massage gently.
His technique is very good and his strength is controlled evenly?
It's just that Yu Yingzhe thought of his mission.
So he endured this comfort and said his first sentence today.
"Have you not eaten?"
He clearly felt that a pair of big hands resting on his calves paused for a moment and then began to exert force slowly.
It's okay, just like a needle cone.
It's still bearable.
"Have you not eaten?"
Another question of the soul.
Then he felt the air in the room stagnant.
Then his calf seemed to have been hit hard with a hammer.
My whole body suddenly jumped in pain.
The technician seemed to be frightened and didn't know what to say, so he hurriedly spoke.
Yu Yingzhe waved his hand.
"It's okay, this is normal strength, but it's still almost meaningless.
Even experienced technicians are confused now.
"are you sure?"
Yu Yingzhe looked at him coldly, trying to hide his pain.
Then he made an angry sound.
"Can you do it? Thin dog!"
Then he saw there seemed to be invisible anger surrounding the technician.
His eyes became even more fierce.
The technician's fingers exerted force again.
Yu Yingzhe could even clearly see that the raised veins on the technician's arms were slowly spreading.
Although my body was still in pain and shaking like maggots.
But he still said those words.
"Have you trained your muscles in vain?"
Although the weather is very hot now, I can feel a chill coming from my back.
Finished 620!
He was just about to say something to relieve the embarrassment.
The technician's eyes were already on fire.
Big hands like iron pincers.
Press his legs there hard.
Then he felt as if his leg had been sharply scratched by a knife.
Every time he scraped, his body was shaking in pain.
The limbs are more like twitching uncontrollably.
At the same time, an itching feeling spread across my body.
It seems to come from the bottom of my heart.
See him like this
Looks like the netizens in the live broadcast room are laughing like crazy.
"Hahahaha. Look, look, the Emperor seems to be deflated!'
"He probably didn't expect this person to be so fierce!"
"You saw the massage guy, his face was as gentle as a snake."
"Look at his muscles, my God, you can even see blood vessels in them!"
"I always felt that today's live broadcast of Abstract Emperor was not simple. Now it seems that it is indeed not simple.
"Look at the massage guy, he seems to have fire in his eyes!"
"I feel like he's on fire!"
"Look at the Emperor of Abstraction, he is constantly oscillating.
"Look, the sheet is almost torn by his hands!"
"Look, the color of the sheets has changed!"
"If this continues like this, the Abstract Emperor won't be able to belch!"
"Probably not. You can see that the massage guy's anger has begun to dissipate."
"It should be said that the Great Emperor will still irritate people.
"Is it okay to see other people in the future? Is it okay to ask directly, Xigou, we can solve everything fundamentally."
“It feels like the Abstract Emperor can’t hold on any longer!”
"I even saw him scared!"
"What if the Abstract Emperor dies!"
At the same time, the audience in the live broadcast room also began to double exponentially!
I saw that the Abstract Emperor had always played tricks on others, but now he was playing tricks on others.
This sudden feeling is really indescribable.
To use an old saying, it is called: Feng Shui takes turns.
The two girls he ordered to play with also appeared in the live broadcast room and burst into laughter.
When everyone in the live broadcast room felt happy and relieved for the Abstract Emperor.
Qian Yingzhe felt the task completion reminder that hadn't popped up for a long time.
Feeling still as strong as an iron pincer.
He looked hard!
"Xigou, have you trained your muscles in vain?"
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