aircannonsinc Chapter 157: Live Broadcast To Buy Condoms And Ask The Clerk If They Have A Smaller Size! (Please Cu
Chapter 157: Live Broadcast To Buy Condoms And Ask The Clerk If They Have A Smaller Size! (Please Cu
It wasn't until noon that he woke up in a daze.
Maybe it's because the long-distance running master skill I got yesterday is too powerful.
It was still too much wear and tear on his small body.
The skill point is full, but the body point is not enough.
Number one on the hot list.
It's a video of him being chased.
His back is in the shaking screen.
There were people chasing him around.
And what about him?
Only a back figure was left.
hehe.
This bunch of shady netizens.
Do you like to see yourself being chased to death so much?
I laughed and played.
Play Nima.
While looking through the comments.
He saw the message from Professor Feng.
"This classmate can come to me if he has any questions next time, but the prerequisite is that he cannot bring Balenciaga with him."
His homepage has a dedicated certification.
Can judge.
This is the same as the previous two female anchors.
Just like that young couple.
They are "victims" affected by the coercion of the Abstract Emperor.
The main character appears.
Naturally, many people came forward to report.
The university was full of reports about yesterday's big event.
You can tell just from the opponent's weapon.
Professor Feng was very angry.
At the same time, a shadow area was left in my heart.
What is the shadow area in Professor Feng’s heart?
hehe.
Please tell me, Professor Feng, the shadow area in your heart!
See the comments from netizens.
Yu Yingzhe silently liked it and then burst into laughter.
"Hey! I went to buy condoms for today's live broadcast mission. No matter what the store clerk brought out, he said he wanted the smallest one."
Yu Yingzhe was slightly startled.
Buy condoms?
This is slightly better.
No matter what you take, it should be at least "297"?
It feels okay.
I have been tortured by the system for a long time.
Yu Yingzhe has been immune to some side effects caused by the system.
Shouldn't I just buy a condom?
Who hasn’t bought one yet?
In a daze.
Yu Yingzhe suddenly wanted to slap himself.
In his two lifetimes, he didn't seem to have too many assumptions about that aspect.
My previous life was such a waste.
In this life, haha.
Every day I am either on the way to work or working on my work.
However, one thing to say, I am still very top-notch in that aspect!
At this time, he suddenly thought of something.
"Snapped!"
The loud slap echoed throughout the room.
It was not anyone else who slapped him, but himself.
Damn it!
Damn it!!
Should I buy condoms myself?!
In other words, is it for my own use?!
etc!
Yu Yingzhe took a closer look at the content above.
"Go buy a condom. Whatever you take out, make sure it's the smallest one."
Yu Yingzhe:!!!!
Buy it yourself.
I bought the smallest one!?
I lost it.
no no.
System, have I offended you?
Immediately, Yu Yingzhe thought of what he had done before.
Yesterday, it was also said that the system cheated the host.
AZ......
hehe.
The swimming skills I gave you yesterday.
Can it be used today?
hehe.
Who in the family understands?
I suspect that my system is deliberately trying to trick the host!
Finished complaining.
Yu Yingzhe glanced down.
Our size is the largest in a convenience store, so it’s useless, right?
I go.
Special grandma's.
Still the youngest?
I suspect that you are deliberately making things difficult for me, Yu.
Whether he should talk about this system or not, it was him who deceived people.
Yu Yingzhe covered his head.
Extremely depressed.
He could already imagine the comments made by troll netizens.
You guys deserve to die!
Originally, he was thinking of stopping by a supermarket and convenience store to buy something.
The result, who knows.
hehe.
If he said that, he would be in this group and there would be no need to mess around.
He took out his cell phone and looked at the map.
Definitely not the convenience store near home.
Better to stay further away.
And don’t go too early when buying for yourself.
The later the better.
If you can be embarrassed later, then be embarrassed later.
So, if you combine these conditions together.
The best thing is the night convenience store.
Finally, he focused on a convenience store far away from home.
He glanced at the time.
“The mission ends at twelve o’clock in the morning at the latest.
"Then let's start at half past eleven."
He got goosebumps all over when he thought about what he did at night.
embarrassed.
So embarrassing.
He directly embarrassed his grandma and opened the door for him.
It’s embarrassing to go to grandma’s house.
To ensure that you have enough time at night.
He chose to fall asleep.
The main reason is that I am afraid that I will suddenly lose energy.
Definitely not an escape.
Half past ten in the evening.
Shadiao netizens can no longer hold it any longer.
"Brothers, brothers, the Abstract Emperor has not started live broadcast today!"
"Isn't it possible that the Abstract Emperor was caught giving greetings yesterday?"
“I didn’t expect that the Emperor of Abstraction also has such crazy fans, it’s rare, rare.
"I feel like the Emperor of Abstraction may live broadcast in the hospital today, how he molested a young nurse and then got injected with more than a dozen needles."
"What are you talking about? How dare you mock me, the Abstract Emperor?"
"That's right! Can you speak? If you can speak, speak more. I like to listen."
"Damn it, how dare you curse me, the Abstract Emperor!"
"Could it be that the Abstract Emperor is holding back some big move to give us an explosion effect?"
"Don't say it, don't say it, it seems like it's still true!"
"Last time we played together and caught a young couple, do you think the Abstract Emperor will go live to comfort them right away?...
"Luo Mingtao has been banned."
"Um?!!"
"Hahaha, the house manager has been peeking at the screen and will directly interrupt your spellcasting!"
"How dare you, a mere rat, spread rumors about me, the Abstract Emperor?"
“I don’t think that’s really possible.
"Oh, don't forget, the house manager is still here."
"It's okay, it's okay, I won't disturb you, I'm leaving."
When all the netizens are looking forward to the live broadcast.
Yu Yingzhe has already set off to find the convenience store.
The long-distance running skills are used quite well.
Although he has very much suppressed his ability to run slower.
But it turned out that it was only a little after eleven when he got there.
"No matter, just live broadcast for a few minutes!"
Anyway, sooner or later, I will die of embarrassment.
Instead of being submissive, take the initiative!
So he went to have a late night snack.
There is one kind.
The illusion of a strong man seeing off.
What is this!
Needless to say, this late-night snack tastes pretty good.
The time came to eleven forty-two.
It’s not just the shady netizens who can’t help it.
Even the system also issued a prompt.
"Beep! Remind the host to complete today's live broadcast task as soon as possible!"
Hehe, even your kid wants to see me do it!
So, he opened the live broadcast room, chose a suitable place to put his mobile phone, and entered the convenience store.
He was just about to get a condom.
A group of people came.
They were ranked in front of Yu Yingzhe.
It seems that he has a lot of things in his hands.
It is estimated that by the time Yu Yingzhe arrived, the task would have timed out.
"Hello, I have something urgent. Can I jump in line?"
This man is tall and tall.
At first glance, he looks like he's not easy to mess with.
He shook his head.
"Go in line at the back."
Yu Yingzhe glanced at the clock on the wall.
Six minutes to go.
what to do?
The task is about to time out!
The system beep sounded again.
"Hey! Host, please complete today's live broadcast task as soon as possible!!"
Yu Yingzhe glanced at the group of people in front of him, and then at the condoms.
do not care!
Reckless!
This man's name is Zhang Hualin, who plays basketball nearby.
Today I played games at an Internet bar with my friends.
Think about staying up all night and challenging your body to its limits.
After all, the doctor said that staying up late can lead to sudden death.
Let's stay up all night.
Solve the problem fundamentally.
Every all-nighter.
In addition to the extremely bright computer screen and the sound of people typing on the keyboard, there is also a smell.
It tastes like instant noodles!
Only instant noodles.
Only in this way can we comfort the hearts of everyone who stays up all night.
Instant noodles are their standard dish for all-nighters!
Although it is cheap, it lasts a long time.
Sometimes you will feel an aftertaste even if you don’t eat it.
Therefore, Zhang Hualin bought five boxes of instant noodles.
no way.
Where is the word "his" placed?
Who can't say "big brother" after seeing this?
Although instant noodles are delicious.
But the portion is really too small.
They are all tall and powerful people.
If it weren't for the stupid and clear smile on his face, Bao would definitely be a promiscuous person.
If you want to see them, you have to see them...
He saw the person behind him who wanted to jump in line rush towards him.
Pick up a box of condoms.
"Is there anything smaller than this?"
This sentence frightened him.
There were not many people in the entire convenience store.
They are four brothers.
A convenience store cashier girl.
Then there is this man who said he wanted to be smaller.
This made him freeze in mid-air when he wanted to get angry.
"emmm."
The cashier girl is in her twenties.
The appearance is about seventy.
There are two dimples when smiling.
She has never encountered such a situation.
She has never had a boyfriend.
But I know a lot about this. In the past, when people came to buy, they were always the last ones in line, and they just left after buying.
select?
This thing is definitely the bigger choice!
But.........this guest?
She looked at the other person with colored glasses.
He is tall, but a little thin.
He looks very handsome.
If such a man pursues her.
She will agree.
But now his words made her feel weird.
For such a big man, isn't there...
She was still thinking.
The man in front of him looked anxious and glanced at the clock.
"Do you have?"
The cashier girl nodded and took out one with a blushing face.
Who would have known that this man spoke without even looking.
"Is there anything smaller than this!"
for a while.
The cashier girl was stupid.
The group of people behind Yu Yingzhe were also stunned.
Zhang Hualin, who was in front, took a look.
Let me go, this special horse is not big anymore?
The cashier girl blushed and took out one.
She had taken it out and compared it before when she had nothing to do.
"Is there anything smaller than this!"
Look at how anxious he is.
The cashier girl shakes
Shake his head.
This thing is only the size of her little finger.
Equivalent to a lipstick.
This, does this really exist?
Zhang Hualin and others on the side also looked at the man in front of them with strange eyes.
"Brother, if I had known I had asked you to jump in line, you wouldn't have gotten out after just two grinds, right?"
"I finally understand why there are so many specifications."
"Are you sure you don't want to go check it out?"
"I didn't expect anyone to be more........."
I saw the cashier girl shaking her head.
Yu Yingzhe heard the sound of task completion in his ears.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host, you completed today's live broadcast task and received the system reward."
"The reward has been sent to the background, please pay attention to the host to check it."
Yu Yingzhe breathed a sigh of relief.
Such a scene is a different picture in the eyes of everyone in Zhang Hualin.
"Huh? It's coming out now?"
"No, buddy, what are you doing?"
"No wonder 2.4 is so urgent."
"Awesome, I know who is faster than The Flash."
Cashier lady: Can I call the police?
Yu Yingzhe also noticed the surprised looks from the people around him.
He scratched his head in embarrassment.
Toe: Big project, big project! It’s just a villa at least!
Yu Yingzhe: At least they are all the Forbidden City!
"Actually, it's a friend of mine who is not very good at that, so he asked me to buy it, but he was in a hurry, so...
Before he finished speaking, Zhang Hualin spoke first.
"Well, we know, go and send it to your friend!"
"It's not good to keep people waiting. Hurry up!"
Looking at them, they looked like they were caring for mentally retarded children.
Yu Yingzhe knew that his reputation was completely gone.
No, how could you miss me so much? Damn it.
Yu Yingzhe blames everything on the system.
Now he just hopes that the reward he gets when he goes back will satisfy him.
He smiled awkwardly, then picked up a box and turned around and left.
Not long after he walked out of the door, he heard a voice of comfort coming from behind him.
"Brother, if you really can't do it, you can go to the men's hospital. My uncle is the chief doctor there. I'll ask him to prescribe a prescription for you!"
Then Zhang Hualin saw that the image of the Taoist had stumbled.
Staggered.
The cashier girl on the side also covered her mouth and kept laughing.
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